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05 Aug 2007, 02:57 AM
Lobo

I actually found the comment somewhat topical and humorous, commenting on her getting into someone's PANTS in a topic asking for SHIRTS for a friend.

But Lord knows what will happen if we start allowing comedy on the internet.
05 Aug 2007, 06:39 AM
BonusKun

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Originally Posted by Calliander

That's what I said, too. Then I realized that I'm Calliander. Then I realized that ThiefSilver killed my followup joke. I had a rough day at work, too... Man, I just can't get a break today.

Sorry, BK, I didn't mean it as a stupid ass comment.

Nah don't sweat it. The more I think about it the more I realized I should have let it just slide on by. I forget Nomi is a woman that is used to tnl male's populace. I reversed the infraction btw.

Anyways gonna head back to work.

Dolemite,
Some days you just don't even know dude. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo

I actually found the comment somewhat topical and humorous, commenting on her getting into someone's PANTS in a topic asking for SHIRTS for a friend.

But Lord knows what will happen if we start allowing comedy on the internet.

The internet is Josh's playground............you're just there....
05 Aug 2007, 01:16 PM
Rich

score one victory for tnl's populace
05 Aug 2007, 01:50 PM
Dolemite

What I found funny personally was the notion that a girl would have to TRY to get into a guy's pants. Almost any chick can easily get laid at any hour of the day, as most guys would fuck just about anything that moves.
05 Aug 2007, 02:05 PM
Advocate

correct.
05 Aug 2007, 05:22 PM
Lobo

Quote:

Originally Posted by BonusKun

The internet is Josh's playground............you're just there....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh in FC

I like this thread a lot because Lobo posted in it.

I have the Lord's blessing.
05 Aug 2007, 05:42 PM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What I found funny personally was the notion that a girl would have to TRY to get into a guy's pants. Almost any chick can easily get laid at any hour of the day, as most guys would fuck just about anything that moves.

So what does a reasonably attractive woman have to do to get laid again? Oh yeah...ask.
05 Aug 2007, 05:55 PM
Dolemite

There's an old saying, and as much as I hate old sayings, this one usually tends to be true: When going out on a date, a guy always wonders if he'll get laid. The girl already knows.

Now, one has to wonder: why is this usually true? It's been said that women has the same desires as us guys- that they, indeed, like a good fuck. So why do guys (other than myself) have to work at bedding a girl, whereas almost any girl without some kind of major deformity can just bat her eyes and have herself any choice of dick?

Guilt, kids. Women have it, men don't. All men (not me, but I've heard about it) have run into what they thought was a sure thing, only to have the women, at the brink, suddenly start going, "Oh...oh, I don't know if this is a good idea..." What woman has ever had to go through this with a man? Zero. Well, I did see Jason Priestly do it once on an episode of Beverly Hills 91210, but he can go fuck himself.

Society has forced this awful condition of guilt on women throughout the years to keep them as second class citizens, to control them, and it's a sin akin to slavery or the Holocaust. Women being made to think that it's a bad thing to give into their naughty urges, that they're a slut if they suck the dick of a guy they just met 5 minutes ago. Ladies, I'm here to tell you- it doesn't have to be this way.

Women of Earth- embrace the dick. And by embracing dick, you will, in essence, be taking back your womanhood. With every strange dick you suck or mount, you'll be making yourself a stronger woman. Whith every load you swallow, you'll be throwing off the shackles of oppression that men have used to ensnare your very spirit to their wills. Rise up and go down on the next guy you meet.

Unless it's Dyne. Then you'll really regret it.
05 Aug 2007, 10:22 PM
Dyne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

There's an old saying, and as much as I hate old sayings, this one usually tends to be true: When going out on a date, a guy always wonders if he'll get laid. The girl already knows.

Now, one has to wonder: why is this usually true? It's been said that women has the same desires as us guys- that they, indeed, like a good fuck. So why do guys (other than myself) have to work at bedding a girl, whereas almost any girl without some kind of major deformity can just bat her eyes and have herself any choice of dick?

Guilt, kids. Women have it, men don't. All men (not me, but I've heard about it) have run into what they thought was a sure thing, only to have the women, at the brink, suddenly start going, "Oh...oh, I don't know if this is a good idea..." What woman has ever had to go through this with a man? Zero. Well, I did see Jason Priestly do it once on an episode of Beverly Hills 91210, but he can go fuck himself.

Society has forced this awful condition of guilt on women throughout the years to keep them as second class citizens, to control them, and it's a sin akin to slavery or the Holocaust. Women being made to think that it's a bad thing to give into their naughty urges, that they're a slut if they suck the dick of a guy they just met 5 minutes ago. Ladies, I'm here to tell you- it doesn't have to be this way.

Women of Earth- embrace the dick. And by embracing dick, you will, in essence, be taking back your womanhood. With every strange dick you suck or mount, you'll be making yourself a stronger woman. Whith every load you swallow, you'll be throwing off the shackles of oppression that men have used to ensnare your very spirit to their wills. Rise up and go down on the next guy you meet.

Unless it's Dyne. Then you'll really regret it.

OMG.......dude. don't hold a grudge cause i never pull out.
05 Aug 2007, 10:42 PM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

There's an old saying, and as much as I hate old sayings, this one usually tends to be true: When going out on a date, a guy always wonders if he'll get laid. The girl already knows.

Now, one has to wonder: why is this usually true? It's been said that women has the same desires as us guys- that they, indeed, like a good fuck. So why do guys (other than myself) have to work at bedding a girl, whereas almost any girl without some kind of major deformity can just bat her eyes and have herself any choice of dick?

Guilt, kids. Women have it, men don't. All men (not me, but I've heard about it) have run into what they thought was a sure thing, only to have the women, at the brink, suddenly start going, "Oh...oh, I don't know if this is a good idea..." What woman has ever had to go through this with a man? Zero. Well, I did see Jason Priestly do it once on an episode of Beverly Hills 91210, but he can go fuck himself.

Society has forced this awful condition of guilt on women throughout the years to keep them as second class citizens, to control them, and it's a sin akin to slavery or the Holocaust. Women being made to think that it's a bad thing to give into their naughty urges, that they're a slut if they suck the dick of a guy they just met 5 minutes ago. Ladies, I'm here to tell you- it doesn't have to be this way.

Women of Earth- embrace the dick. And by embracing dick, you will, in essence, be taking back your womanhood. With every strange dick you suck or mount, you'll be making yourself a stronger woman. Whith every load you swallow, you'll be throwing off the shackles of oppression that men have used to ensnare your very spirit to their wills. Rise up and go down on the next guy you meet.

Unless it's Dyne. Then you'll really regret it.

When I got to the end tears were in my eyes. This is a true masterpiece.

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