Life Is Good

Funny coming from you.

So I've talked to my roommate maybe ten times in the last year, but he offered his truck to use to move out. That's pretty awesome of him.

Why do people think if you live with someone you have to talk all the time? My old roommate and I talked maybe four times in the last year we lived together.

You don't have to, but isn't it better when you actually like the person you're roomin with?

Makes conflicts tougher.

I don't know, it kind of strikes me as fucking retarded to move in with someone you barely know or talk to. What are you going on to know the guy isn't dipping his balls in your food when you're out?

Its just a good idea to get to know them. Expose yourself to them enough to try to figure their game out. That or lock all your stuff in your room. Even your food and dishes. Otherwise, balls cereal for you.

I live with a bunch of people I'd never met prior to answering a Craigslist ad. I get along with most of them.

I think you grew up eating balls cereal. I think you miss that nostalgic ball flavor.

Somebody says "hey could you grab me a teabag off the shelf" and you get a far away look in your eyes.

Yeller is that guy on the news that is always surprised that his room mate was a murder

"no no, he seemed like an alright guy. I mean yeah, we lived together for 5 years and we never talked, but yeah, he seemed ok"

It would freak me out if my roommate was a bunch of crows, yeah. I'd probably talk about it on the news.