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So like, you're gonna be Dr. Manhattan's doctor? Rad.
I just had some Neapolitan ice cream with fresh blackberries, blueberries and a banana in it.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM PENIS NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
I've never suffered a serious knife injury before but cutting off pieces of fingers is pretty common for those that cook for a living. I've known people to cut off a chunk of their finger tip and within a few weeks it looks like nothing every happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
The penis was only slimy because you didn't wipe it off after you were done with SSJN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Ewwwwwww
It's not my fault, I always ask if he has already taken a shit that day, and of course he says yes, but he never does. Poop dick is a constant in this relationship. Also yes, I am the pitcher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
I tried out my renovated bathroom for the first time today and it rules. For 15 years, it wasn't usable due to some leaky pipes, but thanks to my next door neighbor and 3 weeks of hard work on his part, I finally have a bathroom that not only works, but looks great. It's about 99% finished now - just gotta put in a towel rack, a TP holder, and a shower caddy. Otherwise, it's finished.
...
How the hell do you have an unusable bathroom in your house for 15 years? I mean I know you probably had another bathroom but in my family we don't let a section of the house sit unusable for over three months.
Congrats!
That's because unlike you he doesn't have people living in every section of the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
lol racism.
Also nice Job Jeremy.
He said his neighbor put in 3 weeks of hard work on a non-essential bathroom...
..so good job (finding a sucker)
In my book, every bathroom is essential. And that's the fucking truth.
That's what I'm saying. I can't imagine having inhabitable rooms in a house. Become men and build shit imo.
Have a job interview tomorrow. But the length of my internship might cock me over.
Perhaps you should alter the length of your internship then.
Also, I passed The Wienermobile on the freeway today.
I would love to, but the time period is mandatory to complete my program. I'll see what I can do otherwise. Maybe speak to the program coordinator.Quote:
Originally Posted by cigsthecat
This, and it was also way too expensive before. I've got two other bathrooms in the house that are fine. Got the towel racks and such for the new one tonight, and had some fucking AWESOME steaks for dinner. Great night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
If you do the labor yourself it isn't that bad. I'm glad my dad taught me to build shit even though I'm not as good as he is.
In before your dad is a Mexican.
Looking into buying a 69 squareback bug that's in need of some work. If it's automatic and has ac I'll probably drop the cash.
This made me smile.
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/up.../10/notoj1.jpg
white people do this all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
I drive with 2 feet in an automatic. It's nearly impossible for me to drive a stick.
Left foot breaking?
He's so fucking counter culture.
Right foot gas, left foot brake.
I learned to drive with a go-kart. It stuck.
Grandma all up in this.
That is a classy looking automobile.
Can we change Ic's name to "Lord Faggybottem III"
Life is pretty damn good.
Good to know.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
Try this one
I better make a note of this. This might be the only time in my life that I am ahead of everyone on something.
"oh that is nice gizmodo. Oh wait, I already did that. WHAT NOW!?!"
http://gizmodo.com/5525036/one-momen...t-my-microwave
What now is they're making money off it and you're not.
Did you read the article? That is all concept art. They aren't making any money off of this yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
They make money off of it in the future. You won't if you keep dragging your feet.
Dragging my feet? I made the fucking thing work. And I learned how to write business proposals. What do you want me to do, learn to shit money?
Man, what a bunch of downing Doras.
Would you expect anything else from TNL?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I'd like you more if you did.
The latest Simpsons episode had Danger! High Voltage! By Electric Six. It made me smile.
You still watch The Simpsons? Embarrassing.
I had 20 minutes to kill and it was the first thing to pop up on Hulu. Lick my taint.
Tonight on my way to band practice I saw a white guy rollerblading the wrong way down the middle of mother fucking Monroe street* wearing acid washed jeans and flipping everyone the bird. Corner boys, old ladies, empty cars... dude did not give a fuck.
This is the most extreme guy on the planet I am pretty sure.
*I love that Street View allows me to show you exactly where I am talking about.
The girl I'm dating just bought me this statue of Hellboy as an early birthday present. I wanted to buy it at Christmas but thought better of it and just saved my money since I'm not much of a trinkets kind of guy. It was the last one in stock and there are only 200 made, and the level of articulation on the figure / rock is quite nice. I'm planning on putting it in my studio by my Mac. My studio has a red colour scheme so it actually matches the room, too.
I fucking rocked out at work tonight, which was made even more awesome because last night I sucked dicks while getting raped and fondling balls... with both hands.
You still turn around when somebody asks for ugly.
I don't use my brain too often, so things like that happen.
Did you patent it? If not you're probably fucked because that other company I'm sure is already putting in the patents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Since it's for school, it's likely the school would own it if they wanted to do anything with it. The chance of butt seeing a dime for it is slim, sadly.
Owned.
whole lot of wrong up in this bitch
The school isn't going to do shit with it, IP can improve the model and make it better, call it a different name and sell it for cool cash in a year or two.
12 CHANCES TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it's the last ticket, a winner is Dyne!
Today I was offering to get pizza for lunch, ask my boss if he wants in, so Company ends up paying for it. Great pizza.
During lunch this guy calls 3 times hanging up on my coworker because it's a solicitation and he knows the other guy will tell him no. He starts saying to me he wants to talk to the CFO and I tell him we're not interested. He goes on some spiel about he can't believe I don't want to save 40% on my health insurance for the company which will net me a raise. I hang up on him.
He calls again and demands to speak to my boss, hand it over. My boss reams him for harassing our company (politely at first) and tells him how he's just cost any chance of us ever doing business with them. The guy offers to come down and talk to the owner personally so he responds with "Our owner would punch you in the face."
I am really hoping he comes here.
Why's shit gotta be all hostile?
hrd ngr
Sounds like Biff is the salesman.
The guy won't stop calling and won't take no for an answer, eventually you have to get mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
Tell him you'll shoot his balls off point-blank with an M1 if he comes to the office. He'll respect your tactical knowledge of firearms.
We may add a bar to the restaurant I work at. If we do, I may become a 30% partner in the place.
Good shit. Are you going to have to invest in the new construction?Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Yes, but the figure is quite small in the grand scheme of things.
Good luck. Could work out well, could be a disaster.
I'm in love. Fuck me!
Woah, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time
Woah, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped for
Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time
I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for
I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Woah, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Even in a worst case scenario I'd be able to recoup my investment on a sale of the business.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
What kind of restaurant is it and what kind of business do you guys do? Just curious.
Are you putting up 30%? Do you have a contract with these ppl?
Josh left me an image of a high five as rep and it made me lol.
Fuck it, it's too goddamn nice outside. I'm going to sit on the patio, listen to some tunes, waive my "no bud" clause and puff on a sticky joint while sipping a glass of syrah.
I saw a friend last night that I haven't seen since we've graduated college. It was like we didn't skip a beat. He's going for his degree in internal medicine so I understood his busy schedule but hanging out was pretty damn fun. Hopefully once he gets his degree he comes back up to northern NJ so we can all hang out like before.
It's less than 30 I'd be putting in and, yes there'd be a contract involved if we go forward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
The way life is meant to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch
win.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
I LOVE LAMPQuote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Diff do you really love the lamp or are you just looking at things around the room and saying it?
I want to put in a restaurant in my college town called Rocking Rocket. It would look like a diner and have a stage in the back. The basement would sell guitars and records. And I could get MS blues men to come by and play on the stage.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Closed in 2 months.
2 months? More like 2 weeks.
I'd give him a solid half year provided the food was halfway decent. Hell, people in MS already put up with much worse (ie. living in MS).
My grandmother died (yes I read the thread title right). She was a great woman and raised me since I was 3 days old.
She was diagnosed with terminal leukemia in January, at the time we thought she'd be confined to a hospital bed, never see her grandkids or cat again, and gone in a week. Instead she got to go home and enjoy these last 3 months to the fullest, mend some broken fences, and pass peacefully with her family around. Given the situation you couldn't ask for more.
Damn Low, sorry to hear about that. At least she passed expectations and closed out a long life on a good note. My condolences man.
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Originally Posted by Josh
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Originally Posted by bbobb
I should make my own thread and call it "come shit on IP's parade"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Every thread imo...
yeah, I know
you new post clicking fags
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/p...&pictureid=963Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Don't change your name if you're gunna refer to yourself as your old handle. You don't see me referencing myself as RatedRko (still not sure what that is outside of wrestling bs). Also, no more crying. Also, thanks for Leonardo. Also, THIS. IS. T.N.L.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Shut up.
No you.
I just went to go move my car while working late and saw some drunk come flying down the road and take out a stop sign. Of course he kept going. Problem is- that stop sign is (was) at the corner of the big downtown police station. That guy is screwed.
I'm glad I took a cigarette break when I did or I might have been in his path.
Last night after work I ended up going to hang out with a girl I had a huge crush on in highschool (also: not a huge fat fatty!) and it was lovely, seems she might even be interested in getting together. She is a pretty awesome girl and smoking hot by most standards. I'm kinda excited. Gunna call her after work tonight and watch a movie together or something.
Tell her you want to play a game.
"Just the tip"
That's my favorite.
It works like 90% of the time, and it's never just the tip.
Unless you're Asian. TINY PEE PEE STICK!