Congrats, Berringer!
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Congrats, Berringer!
That would be a major life change right there. Congrats, Berringer.
I was just poking in to say I spent a really wonderful day with what is now my girlfriend, but that kind of eclipses it a bit. :)
We went to see Machete, then came back to my place and saw Let the Right One In and the first episode of Archer. Last night, we went bowling and watched weird drunk people at Denny's. We also played LA Machineguns on Wii and she had a great time with Mushihimesama Futari. And did other things too. It's weird, being this happy with the world.
James
Don't worry, it doesn't last.
Ass to mouth?Quote:
Originally Posted by James
Ass to ass?
Congrats BerringerX.
Yes. Feed her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
Going into work late cuz I fucked up my alarm, banging a fat chick in the ass after work, she's cooking me some pizza too. Gotta love it.
You shouldn't tease your mother so. You know she's trying her best to lose the extra lbs.
I wouldn't fuck my mom with your dick. *shudder*
Course not, you wanna save all that creamy goodness for yourself!
Jesus fucking Christ!
I am so God Damn Happy this kid is named Jason!! I will start petitioning the city of Dallas for a league now, so this kid can play some hockey! 8DQuote:
Originally Posted by BerringerX
EDIT: 1st birthday present
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...chmentid=57976
start training him on the joysticks!
Congrats Berringer. Another mouth to feed Yupee.
Josh closed his thread to have the last word. I loled.
I closed nothing.
Apparently Arjue is becoming more of a cunt each day!
So tomorrow I have an interview at a bank in which my bro in law's fam knows the president, and today the job that I interviewed twice for called me after a month asking to move forward and onto the background check. wtf... it's like they knew. I'll go from without a real job in 2 years to a choice of jobs if things go well. Sweet.
I hope you fumble.
I hope you die.
Get ready to bowl, dood! Two weeks!
lrn2txt
Looking forward to it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Fuck off, Shakey. We're having a conversation.
I got my computer back. I missed it.
I also got a VGA adapter for my laptop and a nifty laptop holder (a $3.00 Ikea napkin holder). Ballin'!
A publisher says that they want to meet with me for employment (!) opportunities. Hopefully this goes down. Hopefully it's employment. And hopefully it's in-house. We'll see.
Edit: I should visit you morons.
Ramon likes to cuddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
I shouldn't visit you morons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
He probably wouldn't want to cuddle with you anyway.
My wife bought me a huge book about living off the land. It's awesome.
The book doubles as a portable shelter.
Burn it in the winter.
Vegan glue. Edible.
It has a recipe for roasted opossum!
Your wife is trying to tell you something. Be prepared for when the time comes.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Looks like Friday was the first day of the rest of my life. You guessed it. That was the day that it became legal for me to possess, smoke and grow marijuana in the state of Washington. After 22 years of committing the same one 'crime' on a daily basis it feels very good to be a genuinely free man :tu:
Wait... what?
Medical marijuana. It's been available in this state for years. I signed up on Friday. It's been nice.
So, why the wait?
Did you have to go through any hoops to sign up? Doctors and shit?
unrelated:
How did you get a script?Quote:
Originally Posted by PaCrappa
I waited because I wasn't convinced that there'd be any privacy. I would rather have gone on minding my own business illegally than go mainstream and be scrutinized.
And Josh, no I did not have to jump through any hoops As we all know I broke my neck when I was 16 and now I teach Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. PaCrappa knows pain. I've been seeing the same chiropractor for over ten years and have been attending physical therapy three times a week for three years. I have literally tried everything for pain and have years worth of paperwork to prove it. My chiro found a doc that would accept his charts, sent 'em down and she wrote me up in one minute. It couldn't have been easier.
Well, if weed is the best thing for your pain relief then it sounds like you are the sort of person the laws are made for.
I don't think it has any direct effect on the pain whatsoever. It is however the only thing that actually helps get my mind out of the pain gutter. Waking up in the morning feeling like your lower back is fused 900 days in a row can really sap a guy's motivation. The weed beats that easy.
I wonder if Nick still thinks that smoking weed is always just a character flaw?
I just disconnected 118,720 toll free ATT circuits!
It's my job. No, I didn't just troll a small city. It's, that it is 20x of what I'd normally do... and I still have about 480,000 to go. It's kind of weird to think that when this is all done, the phones on half a million desks will be shut off because of me.
What a dick.
Total dick.
What? I just helped 118,720 Aurora's quit their job.
Can you shut off my work phone? Thing rings too much anyway.
A callgirls life ain't always easy.
Thank God your mom is.
Every time the phone rings at work I pick it up and immediately hang it up. This has made my workday smooth as fuck.
lol
I have to agree with that. Releasing a call within the first few seconds is just a wonderful feeling.
SSJN must've eaten his Wheaties, 'cause he's been on a roll with the zingers.
I've just accepted a job offer! It took over a year, but mother fucking hooray!
$10k more than I expected, too!
I'm getting married on Saturday and to make things even better, we're a couple of weeks away from watching the Phillies burn through the playoffs.
Just like I said on AIM. Congrats, man. You deserve it.
Hopefully getting a transfer today, and goddamnit I'm gunna be early for the 3rd day in a row. By this time next week I'll hopefully be working for Fandango. Got my fingers crossed. Also big congrats to Rich and Gohron!
Motherfuck, yesh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Congrats, dipshit!
WOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Er, I got paid today. Hooray?
Apparently my new building is about 30 feet from burg's, and a block from Mezz!
Ramon, Mezz and myself also have the kickoff party for our bowling league tomorrow night.
Quote:
Dear Richard,
On behalf of Dewey & LeBoeuf LLP (hereinafter, the "firm"), I am pleased to extend our employment offer to you for a full-time non-exempt position as a Billing Analyst reporting to Lourdes Rodriguez with our firm.
You're a fucking lawyer?
That looks more like Accountant than lawyer to me.
Correct. Closer to accounting. I'll be dealing with the lawyers' billing for them.
Bought some fresh baked pitas directly from the oven today. Brought them home, cut one open and placed a slice of brie inside while it was still hot enough melt it.
SO GOOD.
All this means is that when March comes I have a viable roommate in the wings.
Assuming I'm still at home, by then. I'd say it's 50/50, but leaving my house at 745 to get to work for 930 is going to get old, real quick, and I'm going to wish I was leaving at 850.
I've been listening a lot to the newest Ancient Warlocks tracks (the band Pacrappa and I play in) and I'm proud of them. It's been nice that every recording I've done so far has been, in some way, an improvement over the last. Couple that with the fact that I play in two awesome bands that are each doing well in their own right and I'm starting to feel like I'm closer to doing what I want, on my terms, than I have been for a while.
Feels good, man.
Facebook is down for a lot of people. That means all those Farmville addicts are going to be suffering withdrawals.
I really like the sound Shakey, it really reminds me of Ozzy and that is in no way a bad thing. Great stuff.
Got surround sound set up in my living room. Unfortunately I can't afford anything else for the condo for the remainder of the year, and I feel like there's so much I can do.
5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Fail is wonderful and with some Hot sauce it's just perfect. 2 please.
The Final Countdown is now playing in my head.
Have an actual schedule for my meeting tonight where I'll get my transfer to either Fandango or Blackberry tech support. Stoked.
I start work on Monday forever and ever, so I'm heading out to go spend the night drinking with Anthony, and then off to Philly for more drinking tomorrow!
Sounds like that belongs in the "I made a horrible mistake thread" to me.
Job interview on Friday. Directing a photo shoot tomorrow. Big wedding on Saturday! Beard's growing back. Birthday's coming up. And I want another turntable. And Flying Lotus has a new EP.
There is a storm of biblical proportions going on here today, it's dark like midnight at 11:20am. I'm gonna go home and watch horror films tonight.
But, I thought you said you'd never watch Mortal Kombat Annihilation and Cool as Ice, ever again?
I've had enough time to heal. I'll sally forth.
I just changed my office voice mail and Outlook to out of office until 10/12 Vacation Mode A Go Go!
Life just feels good, nothing else to it.
Got the day off, going back to sleep, gunna go see a movie and fuck a girl later. Tuna melt's are a high probability, possibly even a dill pickle or 2. And there's always football. I would say life is good.
(Question to self: why was I 2.5 hours late to work yesterday but today I wake up at 9:30? Fucking a.)
Answer: because you're a drunk.
That's not news dipshit.
No more having to drive some of the worst traffic in the nation to go to and from work. Loading my things very soon, moving to Hollywood. Now i wont have to get up at 4 to get to work on time at 6, and when my shift is over at 4:30 ill be home at 4:35 as opposed to 7:30.
Trannies confirmed. No matter what they say do NOT turn around in a tranny's presence when your pants are down.
Having flashbacks of the red light district in Amsterdam Ramon?
First day of work at Dewey and Leboeuf tomorrow!
I was just reading the company policies, and found this glorious tidbit:
"YOU MAY USE THE FIRM'S COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS (INCLUDING ACCESSING YOUR GMAIL TYPE ACCOUNT) FOR PERSONAL USE"
What's the over/under for your first post about hating your job? 4 months?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
4 weeks, 2 days.
I have new glasses, fried chicken, and am currently not taking care of any disabled people like I was all weekend. Time to relax.
Me singing in Japanese and drinking beer.
I don't often cross-post links, but this one is going everywhere. Deal with it.
I think you invented a new genre - weeapster!
I don't even know what that means!
weeaboo hipster?
wannado hipster.
life is alright. in remission! can't find a design job :\
Oh hey, Atlas is back!
Say something in English.
your mum.