I take that back. I believe there was a Jesus Christ... but he was just some dude slightly less charismatic than Steve Jobs.
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I take that back. I believe there was a Jesus Christ... but he was just some dude slightly less charismatic than Steve Jobs.
I'm with Andrew WK.
I've never heard of that happening.
"oh man, I wasn't going to buy this Iphone, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW PHYSCED STEVE JOBS WAS ABOUT IT!?! OH FUCK, DO WANT"
With your ass.
Or have any experience in sales.
Or advertising.
Last time they had an apple in Mississippi they tried to fuck it.
It's hard to fit one of those up your ass.
I agree with Cheeks. I mean how successful could a man who spoke eloquently and without stumbling over his words for 5 minutes make a "store" anyway? Forget about the reconstructed approach to selling and support he mentioned. What a bumbling fool!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1322966181ZOMG!
"charismatic" "speaking eloquently without stumbling over words" and "bumbling fool" are all different things.
Being successful doesn't make you "charming" The link between the two things is loose at best. There are tons of uncharismatic successful people.
Shit, drew, do you even read what you say? Have you really thought "oh man, steve jobs restructured selling, HOW FUCKING CHARISMATIC OF HIM"
You are so fucking awful.
See Cheeks is the opposite of charismatic -- a nuisance -- so he can't ever understand this concept. Compelling devotion in others is exactly what charisma is by definition. Jobs did that to the letter.
If Cheeks can continue to spout nonsense ... Unban Biff.
And yet I want to buy them, just from watching Steve Jobs talk about them.
What a charismatic man.
Solid provider of hearty laughs. Would read again.
That was pretty great, Gohron.
I spent most of the day cleaning my computer room, and I found my original 1999 Japanese Dreamcast tucked away in a box. I had put it away since it was acting weird more than 10 years go, and the system looked like garbage now. There was an old tweeter on top of it that had corroded, so it had brown and green shit all over it, and the system was more yellow and brown than gray, I didn't think the thing had a hope of working.
I took it completely apart, laughed at the really ghetto region mod that I paid some jackasses to do way back when, and scrubbed the shell really well until the thing sparkled. All kinds of shit came off that thing. I put it back together, and it looks brand new, and plays perfectly.
Now it's time to make some crazy money.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHH YEAHHHHH!
I wanna be able to rep from the mobile skin.
Hey what up extended absence. Life is peachy for lots of reasons and today's is glass etching. Here's a Starman mug today (first crappy stencil I made).
http://i.imgur.com/kfdFw.jpg
Mr. Saturn comes next.
Could I commission a set of 88mph pint glasses for our top level backers? As you can see, you can overcharge us.
Also this:
No spoilers please.
No spoilers please.
Nomi! You must have sensed that I said I missed you in the missing TNL peeps thread.
OMG Nomi! And... OMG MR. SATURN!!!
life is good because this song exist
Mr. Saturn glass was hard to photograph. I did Mr. Saturn on one side, and stylized "BOinG" on the reverse.
http://i.imgur.com/hyBhf.jpg
Found my Ipod Nano and checked the Apple website to see if was eligible for the recall and sure enough it is! Chances are they will send me a refurb Nano of the same gen but whatever, I don't even use it any more so it's worth a shot.
That's pretty rad. I took my last final today and I feel really good about it. Now 7 weeks off to work save money and sleep past 5am! Pls ip, no comments.
Why are you working and saving money? You should be doing extra-curricular activities for your school to help you get a job
My wife generally doesn't play video games, but when she saw that I was playing Crazy Taxi she wanted to play. Her playing and loving it was awesome.
I've got an interview on Monday. bitchin.
Man I NAILED my TVO interview. The guy said "I gotta say Andrew, I'm seeing a perfect fit here." during the meeting. At the end he said he felt like he was being interview :tu: FUCK YEAH GOVERNMENT TEET! Sorry Yoshi I'm a socialist now I guess... for now.
Just an intern socialist.
Congrats, btw.
I'm a land owner.
Fuck spinnin rims.
Finally got that payday loan eh Thief?
Sounds like a person who does not have spinning rims.
Just nearly spit juice all over my laptop. 2 things, though.
1) I don't think some of those error words are in the autocorrect dictionary. Does the iPhone add them if you type them often?
2) None of the AT&T signal strength indicators on any of the pics had full bars...which is really par for the course.
That shit is the fakest damn fake ever.
This one isn't fake.
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
That one's even more fake.
Yeah, those seem pretty fake.
I got dumber as I read that. By the third one, I'd thankfully forgotten how to read.
Fake and racist
I believe it. I've known people like that. Shit, I talk like that guy, mostly.
Ask Truck or Timber. We hung out recently.
I keep my old stuffed animal around too as a reminder to keep me humble. Bennett is legit.
The fake autocorrect is funnier than those real faggots
As an iOS user, I believe most of the autocorrects. my phone tries to get me to say ridiculous shit on a daily basis.
What I love more than that is when it decides to send your message not to whom you clicked on, but some other random person. It's happened to me and a co worker a few times lately.
damnyouautocorrect has always felt ridiculously fake but I pretend to believe because they're pretty funny. That Bennett one is just stupid.Mine does too, but there's a ridiculous amount of "moms" telling people about their vaginas on there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
HUSTLA DA RABBIT
How can a misdelivered message end a friendship?
Was it gossip about the recipient or something?
A friendship that can be ended with some misplaced words probably wasn't worth having.
My Infraction expired.
That Bennett blog isn't just putting up shit because it's funny, it's really making a big push to be popular. I don't like it.
Nick to me re Podcast
You can be on if you have an area of expertise that is of interest to our target audience (e.g., Zelda games, open-world games, Capcom fighters, vertical shooters) - something we could generally write a feature about on the-nextlevel.com - that you can discuss at length in a sufficiently engaging manner. And everyone is edited as needed.
I am deciding what would be most engaging?
Korian's Korner, IMO.
Kill yourself. I'd listen.
gurgle, gurgle, thunk.
I don't think Korian has the testicular fortitude required to slit his own throat....
I don't think many men, outside of Billy Bibbit, do.
I'll slit my throat for a free video game.
I'll take that action.
If you don't do it, can we come to your house and finish the job? And will you sign something absolving us of all possible legal action?
If so, I'll send you a free game...