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Today I volunteered to work at my old store for a few hours this morning, they needed support help really bad because they are doing fucking terrible. I've been gone for only a couple months and I'm kinda shocked at just how bad things have become there......I never really knew just how important I was there until now, oh well sucks to be them :)
Did they put female hygiene products at the toys section?
lol! not that bad, but when my team and I went over today to help there was about 40 pallets of Toys and seasonal stuff that needed to be pushed out to the sales floor that they have been trying to get out since Monday....9 of us knocked that shit out in just 4hrs, it was amazing
Lazy/inept people are even more amazing.
oh i know dude, I was laughing the entire time I was over there. It was an amazing experience
Seems to me the ones who should have been laughing were the ones watching you do their job.
ITT. Bitter assholes make fun of Dumptruck's good nature.
nope because those are the ones getting in trouble and getting fired, while I just shine on and look amazing
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1261077029
imo
yes, that is a gold transformer gliding on his dump bed.
Skate or die.
Skate or fly imo.
I hope someone throws bees at your eyeballs.
A shame I'm sure they'll never quite recover from.Quote:
Originally Posted by DumpTruck
Interview:
*shake hands, exchange names*
Dude: "So I hear Vicki sent you in?"
Me: "Yup."
Dude: "God I hate that girl, what a waste."
Me: "Yeah she told me you were a total jerk."
Dude: "Yeah well she can screw off, I bust her up later."
Me: "Get someone to take a video or I don't believe you."
Dude: "Alright I can do that. So this isn't really an interview. You're hired. You're cool with Vicki so you're cool with me."
Me: "Really?!"
Dude: "Sure, you look like a good dude and as long as you've got a pulse and can fog up a window you're good to go."
Me: "My mom is gunna flip out."
lol life is good.
Nice dude congrats!
Congratulations, but what did he mean about fogging up a window?
He's got a pulse and he's breathing. A warm body to DO WORK.
Rumpy's got it. Thanks guys, I'm freakin pumped! People need to play L4D2 with me tonight.
Steamy hot sex in the company truck confirmed.
What a delightfully rustic turn of phrase!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
This is what I thought initially, so I asked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Congrats, what kind of work will you be doing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Driving stick.
I'm taking bets on how long this will last before he gets fired undeservedly.
Aww, leave the kid alone. I bet he deserved every one of his firings. Didn't you, champ?
Nick you think you're funny today!
E I'll be working with the H&R block division answering questions about their customer's credit cards. Things like I forgot my pin or whats my balance and that kinda thing. Cake. And at more money than any job has ever paid me. And as much overtime as I want. XD
Over/under 2 months?
My buddy said I could get unduely fired for untimely bathroom breaks, oh dear!
I was thinking a bit longer than that, but he's access to people's credit card info? Expect to see a surplus of posting in the Haul threads, followed shortly by a "I hate tossing salad" post in the What's Bugging You thread.
Prisons do have internet these days, right?
Congrats Pineapple!!! :D
I think that means you're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
Do you like movies about gladiators, Jimmy?
Have you ever been to a man's bathroom?
Christ Advocate, how fucking creepy can you be?
I'm betting we haven't even scratched the surface.
Life is good because of this thread. :)
Is that a line from Airplane?Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Here come the flacid explanations!
creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Seriously, seek help.
I've been loling at this post all day.
Click for full size
Easy enough solution to her problem.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1261162193
awww all snuggled up together in a metal bed :)
They're resting after their swim.
They're all tuckered out from being so feral and whatnot.
My lucky ass father just won $1500 during the first 20 minutes of being in Atlantic City.
Jokes on him though, because of he bet the max, it would have been 1.8mil
least they have each other, unlike this poor homeless fellow.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1261163065
Sleepy kitties are the cutest! <3
I was in a good mood because it is snowing here, but the pail of kitties has made me sas.
Here is smiley to further display my emotions: :(
I was in a good mood because it is snowing here, but the pail of kitties has made me sas.
Here is smiley to further display my emotions: :(
wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanX
wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanX
Goddamn phone.
Sad And Sleepy?
Special Air Service?
Sleepy from eating all those cats. Sweet and sour kitten ftw!
Highfive.com
Found a turntable record player. Really good condition from the 60's. Spins and everything. I think it might need a new needle, though.
+ Accepted a new job offer!
+ School over!
+ Pink-sleeved all finals!
+ Nice TNL gifts from nice TNL postas!
+ I swear my dork got bigger recently!
- Hairline retreating to the center of my squash-shaped head at a record clip!
- It's fucking cold and I can't ride my bike or play basketball, so
- Winter is about to pull a ripcord on my ass and I'm going to gain hella weight!
- Fits of wrenching anal pain for the past few weeks (must see dr. about this)
Five + to four -. I'm in the black! Life is good!
Congrats ARBM, not sure if we can meet up next week (with the snowstorm, I might not leave till Monday).
My testicles ascend at the thought of how cold Boston is going to be next week.
This made me laugh and blow out a snotty booger right onto my keyboard. Thanks a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I've actually had this same problem (I think). Really terrible sharp and sudden pain that comes and goes quickly? There's two things that cause it and neither is treatable (or ultimately harmful). It doesn't involve anal sex either.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
But with all the dicks you take in your butt, how will you ever know?
This is exactly it! It seems to be pretty common amongst guys; more than a few people in the room knew what I was talking about when I brought up "Ass Lightning" last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Relieved to know it's not from all the anal sex!
Or is it
One last night of bachelor freedom.
Watch out Portland!
i just done graduated!
Wait, the Meach is getting married?
Congrats. Feels great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tain
With a Patriots win tomorrow, I win $60 in my last longer league that had ~100 entries. The Cowboys took out the other 2 players left.
Barring an epic collapse for my fantasy team, I will also make it to the $800 championship next week.
I won $130 in my college pick 'em league 2 weeks ago.
I'm going to the Bahamas in 2 weeks, I'll have some scratch for it.
AND I applied to TWO govt. jobs in DC tonight that I will undoubtedly never get so much as considered for, no doubt. But at least I applied.
You guys are going to Boston and nobody told me?!Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Well, that's fine. That's just fine! I'm not even going to be there anyway! :cry:
I just got through my graduation. With luck i passed everything and I start my bar prep tomorrow. in 60 days (plus 5-10 weeks for results) i shall be a lawyer.
now to get a job :/
What kind of lawyer? I'd guess criminal from the way you post around here.
There is snow everywhere! Turn back! Turn back!Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
got more presents in the mail today!!!!! :) thanks TNL!
well done. yeah crim with a taste of estates and con law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
January 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
EDIT NO OF COURSE YOU AREN'T THIEF
So my friend goes to me, "Hey, if you saw the sex I have, you'd better be laughing at it, otherwise you'd be crying."
I did a righteous 360 through the roundabout near my house this morning. Nobody was around so it goes in the Life is Good thread.
maybe you and your test need to stop fucking each other in the ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
It's funny because University tests don't normally do that.
Good to know. I might need you some day.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
One of my ex's I still talk to is a criminal lawyer. She works at her daddy's law firm in B.C. and loves it.
I get real breakfast today. French toast and stuff at mommmmmms.
*nom nom nom*
I ain't got shit to do today but play games. Huzzah!
I guess you could call it a PROSTATE exam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Turntable. Record player. One or the other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
I guess he could of found some sort of magical record player that spins the needle instead of the record.
Just listened to a message from my uncle Karl, my dad's older brother, about my aunt Sheri (his wife) who has been battling cancer for a while now.
In March she was told she had about 5 months (liver cancer if I recall). Apparently yesterday her most recent bloodwork came back and it was 100% clean, aka the cancer seems to be gone. She didn't make it to my brother's wedding because of chemo, but now she doesn't even have to go through that. My uncle says she looks great and feels even better, as opposed to several months of literally laying in bed all day. That plus she has already outlived their expectations. I'm pretty sure that's the best present I could get this holiday.
I'd say life is pretty freaking good right now.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/p...&pictureid=348Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Hahahaha it is.
a local theater is playing Ghostbusters a few times this week and tonight is one of them....I am so fucking happy right now! :)
Record player. I'm thinking of selling it now. They're a hot commodity for Christmas this year. I only have one record, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Just got back from seeing Ghostbusters on the big screen while consuming beers. I want more 80's movies on a big screen with beer on tap.
That was an incredible episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Today was one of those days.
Wake up, tired and feelin bleh, play some World of Warcraft and knock out a raid Ididn't think I'd do this week in an hour, then get a package delivered, cookies from mom and dad for christmas yay! go into work and essentially sell 9 readers and make an extra $45 bucks with absolutely no effort, people just want to buy them. Then on my way home I hit every light green, even though it's snowing the drive is great. Now I am eating said cookies and they are fucking delicious.