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Nightclubs are hell. What's cool or fun about a thumping, sweaty dungeon full of posing idiots?
And thats just the title.
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Nightclubs are hell. What's cool or fun about a thumping, sweaty dungeon full of posing idiots?
And thats just the title.
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Okay, terrific.
What are your thoughts on the subject, OP?
OPP
I'm down with it.
If someone wants me to go clubbing there better be a lot of dead baby seals at the end of the night.
im going clubbing in 30 minutes.
:D
...on a Sunday?
Some people don't have jobs, asshole.
"Make sure that nigger is tucked in good yo"Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Razor is so insensitive.
I've been unemployed for three months and still know that partying on Sundays is gay.
But church is the Ultimate party, and it ONLY goes down on sunday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Saturday if you're jewish yo
Fridays for Muslim, and 5 times a day every day otherwise!
There are no such things as jews and muslims.
ahahaha, thats the second time ive been tied to the church, no, i am not a man of the cloth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peas
that's what I call clubbin'
doc i want to be your marty mcfly
get your dad to score us some coke, we down.
lol doc i've actually been to a few clubs that feature bands and dancers like this in houston. They're awesome, people smoke the hookahs which don't stink up the room, the food is usually impeccable and the liquors are odd tasting but strong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Also no one is grabbing for my ass. Woot.
uh...a hookah bar?
LOL he's on acid in this video isn't he? I remember reading about this.
Who's dat man in the black sadan?
Wit two cheep hookahs and a mexican?
Rockin two white lines and one Coors Lite.
It's Johnny Holliday, call me mista right.
I'm actually hungry for Indian food right about now. Anyone got some Naan?Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
I hate clubbing but I love getting laid.
QED.
fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Don't be jealous that my poon has no hair on it.
Holy Shit! Cow's a tranny.
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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
I was duped!!!! :yuck:
No, he's putting on an act using one of his characters from one of his movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Still fucking wonderful though. I like the second time he was on Letterman even more because even though he's on as "himself", he's still putting on an act and completely owning Letterman. Nothing but love for Crispin Glover.
Fight Clubs imo.Quote:
Why not just stay at home punching yourself in the face? Invite a few friends round and make a night of it. It'll be more fun than a club.
There are no clubs around here, just honky tonks.
I'm not going to a fucking honky tonk.
I think its certain clubs that are bad. Like the ghetto-booty,Top Ten spewing,lite shows for the young-uns.
Ive been to a few jazz clubs, that dont have an overbearing environment full of idiots.But if not that then I just prefer a pub/bar environment if I want to get my drink on, and depending on the bar there is usually ample oppurtunity to meet chicks there.
Hey Jet ... where the heck have you been?
I understand... you're more of a leather man. gayQuote:
Originally Posted by B-Ri
Clubs can be fun if you go with the right girl or people, but most of the time it's just really fucking lame. If you hate dancing you hate clubs and most guys hate dancing.
Heya, man.Been busy traveling and moving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Got a job offer near L.A. working fighter jets for a really good sum of money, so figured Id take a break from school and do a road trip from Florida to here in Cally.And of course had to stop and visit friends I havent seen in years on the way.
So far I hate California(or at least the Death Valley area Im working out of). Hot as fuck and Meth Heads everywhere you look. :\
that sucks.
Eh, Im making really good money, there should be decent surf out here on the west coast, and I can hide from the meth-O's,lock my doors, crank my A/C up to max and play my Trick 60 all night after work. Silver lining and all that...
I think theres some TNL'ers out here, but they may be methheads....and go clubbing for all I know....
I hate going to clubs. It's usually way too loud and the lights usually end up disorienting me, I'm shy as hell, and I don't dance. (The first three are probably mostly due to my Asperger's... heh.) As a result, the only time I ever really go is when I'm being a friend and doing the designated driver thing. Even then, while my friends are busy dancing on the floor or getting trashed, I can be found standing by a back wall or at the railing by the dance floor, with a (usually non-alcoholic) drink and wishing the night would end. They're just completely alien environments.
The only time I've had fun in clubs is when friends do something so outrageous when they're smashed that I get to have the pleasure of telling them about it later. Like, for example, when a friend of mine decided one of the bars at Drink Houston was a suitable replacement for a urinal...
If someone good/noteworthy is spinning or performing, friends come across some good rolls, or there's a drink special/theme night to take advantage of and get plowed, I'll generally go. The main reasons to go to a club should be based on the music, otherwise you'll probably hate being there. Personally, I'm getting too old, and prefer to go to lounges where I have a chance at getting a seat.
I might hate DJ culture more than anything else on this Earth.
i don't go to parties baby
cos people tend to freak me out
watch their lips you can work it out
i can hear the words but i still don't know what it's all about
you won't see me down the disco mama
bright lights really hurt my eyes
i'd rather stay and dance with you
to the funky music playing on your stereo
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
i don't go to concerts baby
music's always up too loud
cigarettes and alcohol get up my arse
i always lose you in the crowd
you won't see me tribal raving baby
cos i won't ever look that good
i'd rather dance in ugly pants in the comfort of a loungeroom in suburbia
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
that's right
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
that's right
better than you and me
better than you and me
Yeah, same. I'm going to see Darren Emerson next week, I'm expecting a near-religious experience. I personally enjoy clubs as long as the music's good; those that don't, like the all-too-superior fellow who wrote the article linked to in the OP, seem to just be projecting their insecurity onto the crowd around them. "The reason I'm not having any fun is because there's something wrong with everybody else!" Okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch
I agree with the article on the enjoying drugs thing. I usually hate the people I'm seeing at a club, unless I went there with them. It's all about getting drunk/whatever, and enjoying the expirance, which you can so do in your own home.
So I totally agree with the buy booze, invite some friends over and get tanked. Unless there is an awesome band, the cover charge, expensive drinks, and parking is not worth it at all.
I think I have anxiety in crowds, but I disable it by talking to everyone. So they are no longer a "crowd" but a group of drunk folks whom I've talked to.
Clubs are expensive, and unless you going there to help a friend get a one night stand, and be their wing man, there is no point.
And even if you love the music, its still shitty.
This bitch is futile. Pick a club with a live band playing music you like, attracting a crowd you're comfortable with, selling drinks at a reasonable price.
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Nah dude. He is just a weirdo. Like... really fucking weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
It took too long for this to show up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
I don't what the hell I was typing last night. Clubs are silly nonsense, a waste of time and money. The only one I remotely enjoyed in the least was the Sunday raveival meeting we went to last night.
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lol @ the gif
that was a fucked up movie Doc, the real version i mean without the Raptor worship, but that lady definitely would qualify as a raptor
smash some mugs for politics