Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Discuss.

How many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have you eaten in your life?

I've probably eaten somewhere around 5,000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my life.

http://www.peanutbutter.com/images/p...ges_creamy.jpg

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(squeezable of course)

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or when I buy the bread instead of my parents,

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= DELICIOUS

Really, best sandwich ever.

I also never leave any clumps of jelly on my PB&J and I never eat a PB&J with less than 3 slices of bread.

I've eaten them on toast, white bread, italian bread, french bread, cookies. The best PB&J of all time is still on a single piece of plain square biscotti.

PB and honey is better

I love PB sandwhiches. Occasionally, I will add the J to create the more traditional PB&J. Other times the PB is consumed with a spoon directly from it's screw-top plastic chamber.

However,

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and

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on two slices of

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imo.

Close the deal with a full glass of

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and all will be well in the world.

smuckers is racist

Your mother is racist. Quit sullying my thread.

Peanut Butter toast only.

PB + J is no good.

Weird - I was eating one when I opened Sound Off.

Polaner Seedless Blackberry.

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Publix natural PB.

On WhiteWheat (only because the wife doesn't like regular wheat) bread.

Creamy PB is for mongoloids.

Crunchy is vile.

Iaw Rich. Crunchy can go suck an egg.

My favorite sandwich would be:

Wheat Bread, toasted
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PB, creamy, and as much as the bread can hold
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Honey

I sort of prefer my sandwiches open face, but in this case its either way. Just heavenly. God I wish I had some good wheat bread.

I've never even heard of PB & Honey and now twice in one thread.

Weird.

Maybe I'll try it one day.

Its good. I mean, hey every now and then I'll have PB& J, or just PB, but man, honey and PB just go very well together. Think the properties of PB and honey, both sticky, and awesome.

I'm a huge fan of honey though.

Oh Shit.

http://www.kxly.com/upload/pics/20/2096.jpg

They should be back on store shelves by now, I'm dying for some honey roasted flavor.

I haven't had Peter Pan honey roast, but I was not a fan of the Skippy Honey roasted.

Some people swear on PB & pickles. Who knows? Might be good. A slice of cheddar on hot apple pie shouldnt be good, but it is....

Crunchy all the way. Also, bananas on PB or sometimes on PB&J is awesome.

Best summer sandwich? Ripe tomatoes, Duke's mayo, salt, pepper, white bread. MM-MM-GOOD.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Peanut Butter toast only.

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Fucking Holler at your boy. Have to do it in a Toaster Oven though, and toast the Peanut Butter while it's on the bread.

Natural Peanut butter is so much better than that skippy shit.

Try this...

Lightly toast one slice of bread.

Spread Peanut Butter on top while the bread is slightly warm.

Add a couple BIG marshmallows on top.

Place the PB/Marshmallow toast in the oven and set to Broil for about 3 minutes (or until marshmallows have a golden/slightly burnt crust)

Toast another slice while PB/MM is cooking.

After both slices are out of the toaster and oven, add some Jelly to the plain piece of bread and place on top of the PB/MM slice (all while the PB/MM slice is still warm - this is key to the success of the recipe.)

Put them together and you have one helluva sugary snack packed with oh so much goodness.

It may sound gross, but this shit is incredibly awesome.

Peanut butter sucks, guys. How can any of you manage to eat that shit?

get crunchy or get out!

Peanut butter (creamy or crunchy, I'm no racist when it comes to peanut butter)and jam all the way. Jelly sucks. It always clumps and if you use a nice soft bread it will usually tear the bread.
Preserves are the worst. I hate those hard dried out pieces of fruit they throw in there.
My favorite is PB and banana toasted in a lightly buttered skillet.
A waitress who was chatting with the kids the other day recommended PB and bacon. yuck.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Peanut butter sucks, guys. How can any of you manage to eat that shit?

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Did your taste buds get destroyed in a fire or something?

Your mom's dry, sandy vag fucked them up something good.

Expensive snobby organic hippie kid peanut butter + honey + slices of banana = mouth sex.

The banana is fucking crucial. Believe.

http://www.smuckers.com/images/products/NPB_honey.gif + http://www.smuckers.com/images/produ...strawberry.jpg + http://www.naturesownbread.com/Globa...honeyWheat.jpg + http://www.horizonorganic.com/produc...es/milk_05.jpg = http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pic...anutButter.jpg

Stop posting kiddie scat pictures you fucking soulless monster.

not much of a fan for jelly :yuck: but i do love peanut butter on toast with banana and nutella.

mmmm I forgot about nutella

how can u forget nutella, that stuff is awesome. It's so good.

Any of you fuck with cashew butter?

cashew butter, apple butter, peanut butter, butter butter. pretty much anything butter is good.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Your mom's dry, sandy vag fucked them up something good.

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That's what you get for jumping in without asking. Why do you think I wasn't fucking her?

ass butter

It's all about raspberry jelly.

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Originally Posted by John Cena

A waitress who was chatting with the kids the other day recommended PB and bacon. yuck.

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don't talk shit about the King's favorite sandwich.

Anyone eat fluffernutters? Some people love em, can't say I do. I'm all about PB and grape jelly. I'll have to try it with honey sometime.

fluffernutters aint bad. too sweet to eat often. same with peanut butter and nutella. But they're all good.

I like getting "fluffed" and "nutting" all over the place...

I eat peanut butter all day, every day. I only spread it on a single slice of bread, fold it, then I eat it. I don't like jam at all, and I think that the PB&J tastes like shit together. Furthermore, real men eat crunchy/chunky, creamy and any other forms are for children.

I used to eat Jiff extra crunchy, but I've recently seen the light:

http://www.smuckers.com/images/produ...ral_chunky.jpg

The only ingredients are peanuts and salt, as opposed to all that fake shit they put into Jiff and Skippy. It's worth the extra dollar.

I haven't had a PB&J in a long time. Now I want one.

I think I will eat one. Tonight.

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Originally Posted by Regus

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I always hate how "healthy" food costs extra. Blame the FDA for collaborating this.

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

don't talk shit about the King's favorite sandwich.

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Elvis's favorite sandwich was pb and bananas, fried, only sometimes with bacon. What can I say? I'm a fan.

I tried the pb and bananas sandwich, but it didn't work right. I think I sliced the bananas way too thick, because they weren't completely warm, and they slide out of the sandwich. Any tips?

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Originally Posted by M

I tried the pb and bananas sandwich, but it didn't work right. I think I sliced the bananas way too thick, because they weren't completely warm, and they slide out of the sandwich. Any tips?

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Smash the bananas up into the pb in a bowl with a fork. Add honey.

http://splendidtable.publicradio.org...in_pbsand.html

http://www.handcoding.com/archives/2...on-and-banana/

http://cruftbox.com/blog/archives/000762.html

http://people.morrisville.edu/~loudismj/elvis.html

Thanks fellas. I think I'll try that some day soon. The adding honey sounds absolutely key.

PB and honey I've never had but it seems like a pretty no brainer combination that I now want.

As for PB&J. I'm not really concrete on any particular brand of PB, but I do prefer crunchy. As for the jelly, I was all about grape when I was a kid, but now I like strawberry way more. And bread choice is probably the most important. I find that your standard wonderbread isn't sturdy enough for a sandwich as gooey as PB&J, I prefer a bit thicker more... well.. bready white or usually wheat.

Most of the time I just have peanut butter and banana though.

Fluffer nutters can shoot themselves.

Oh, and I actually made an Elvis style fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and it felt like an elephant shit in my stomach. It was delicious, but I didn't eat again fro the rest of the day, it crushed my stomach something foul, it sat there like a bowling ball.

How the fuck have you people not had PB and honey?

You are odd ppl.

Also if you want to make a PB and honey sandwich even better, add some potato chips to it. I recommend either ruffles or lays and only plain. Put a layer on top between the bread and shit is amazing.

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Originally Posted by Busu-Otoko

... that stuff is awesome. It's so good.

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that just seems redundant to me.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Any of you fuck with cashew butter?

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:tu:FTW

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Also if you want to make a PB and honey sandwich even better, add some potato chips to it. I recommend either ruffles or lays and only plain. Put a layer on top between the bread and shit is amazing.

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plain chips will make just about any sandwich better.

still my all time fav way to eat a pb&j is 'grilled' (as in grilled cheese.) I make the sandwhich with whatever kinda pb and jelly I'm feeling like at the moment, butter one side of the of the sandwich (gotta be white bread for me) with an easy spread butter, put that in a skillet on the stove on high for a minute or two while you butter the other side. When it's nice and browned you flip and repeat, and you end up with a gooey, melty, absolutely deliscious grilled pb&j. and milk it key. I'd say I've prorobly eaten close to 6,000 of these in my lifetime, there was seriously about 2 yrs of my young childhood where I at 2 or 3 a day, every day.

Well god dammit, I forgot to pick up the PB on my way back. Fuck.

I think you need to get on that before the ridicule begins...

I instantly thought of this when I read the thread title.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1187409172

pretty sure you meant to post this
or this

Jesus people, that Family guy gag was so fucking behind the times.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana

That came out around 5 years before that episode.

And yes, the thread is obviously named after it.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana

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you don't really look before you post, do you. :bang:

just bought a box of those smuckers uncrustables: pre made pb&j sandwiches. The epitomy of laziness. They're pretty good.

OMG! YOU R TEH YOUTUBE WIZRD!! :p

I finally figured it out, gotta use that knowledge to it's full extent now. ;-)

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

you don't really look before you post, do you. :bang:

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I was in the middle of typing my post when yours went up... look at the time stamps.

yes I like pb&j, but I also like PB& natural maple syrup. Fucking delicious.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

I was in the middle of stroking my winky when yours went up... look at the cum stain.

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Fixed.

And Hi Advocate, where the fuck ya been?

I've been here, but I'm mainly in Cinemania now. What about you brutha?

If you haven't been following, there's a bunch of new pics from your most anticipated movie of the year, Sisters of the Travelling Pants part deux! I hear there's a raunchy sex scene with Amber Tambourine and a cucumber and a small yet surprisingly well hung pit bull... who rapes a small boy in the ass. I know you're all over that. GOOD TO HEAR FROM YA!!! :-)

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

If you haven't been following, there's a bunch of new pics from your most anticipated movie of the year, Sisters of the Travelling Pants part deux! I hear there's a raunchy sex scene with Amber Tambourine and a cucumber and a small yet surprisingly well hung pit bull... who rapes a small boy in the ass. I know you're all over that. GOOD TO HEAR FROM YA!!! :-)

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Hey, thanks man. I didn't know.

Now I have a reason to kill myself with a ball peen hammer.

can we do that together?
please?