When life gave him lemons, he made snowballs

I don't like Jim. I always thought he was a douche. I always liked how we would sell our "healthy island smoothies" with "fat free custard" fucking liar. I felt bad slinging that shit to the fatties that thought they were eating healthy.
I did get to watch jim drop his cell phone in a bucket of cleaner once. That made up for at least 20 hours of dealing with his shitty jokes, lies, and magic.

Bunch of jaded muthas in this thread...

Good to hear that he's back in the money again.

Bad to hear he's going to get married again.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Still, deciding never to get married as opposed to getting a pre-nup is a bit extreme as well.

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No it's not, it's smart.

www.dontmarry.com imo.

OH SHIT, REGUS SIGHTING.

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Read the rest of my post, I went on to say



As a matter of a fact I had saved up the money to propose to my last girlfriend, who insisted she loved me unlike she's ever loved anyone. Out of the blue, after 2 years of dating, she dumped me and was with a new man within days. The money for her ring became my motorcycle. So yeah, I've been there, and this experience was probably my wake up call on humans and marriage. Her dumping me before we got married was probably the best thing to ever happen to me, really.

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how old were you and her at that time?

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Originally Posted by Josh

That made up for at least 20 hours of dealing with his shitty jokes, lies, and magic.

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wait...magic?

That man is one greasy bitch.

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

how old were you and her at that time?

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We broke up in December, so I was (and still am) 29, she was 25.

He did the trick where he would talk women into giving him a ring and then make it disappear. he had a retractable cable gizmo that made it zip back into his wallet oh he was so clever.