Woman births baby into McDonalds toilet, flushes three times

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31 Aug 2007, 04:27 PM
SpoDaddy

Without severing the umbilical cord how far did she think the baby would get anyway?
31 Aug 2007, 05:40 PM
SapphirePhoenix

Hahaha.
31 Aug 2007, 06:01 PM
g0zen

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Originally Posted by SpoDaddy

Without severing the umbilical cord how far did she think the baby would get anyway?

Well, there was only one way to find out...
01 Sep 2007, 08:20 AM
Cheebs

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Originally Posted by news article

They revived the baby

Born in a toilet and then yanked back into life where countless similar adventures await him.

This kid has crap luck.
01 Sep 2007, 11:00 AM
Bojack

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

Born in a toilet and then yanked back into life where countless similar adventures await him.

This kid has crap luck.

Pun of the year IMO. This further supports my theory that overweight people shouldn't have sex, either that or stupid people. You should have to get licensed to have sex maybe?
01 Sep 2007, 05:59 PM
Pineapple

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Originally Posted by SpoDaddy

Without severing the umbilical cord how far did she think the baby would get anyway?

:lol::lol::lol::tu:

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Originally Posted by Bojack

Pun of the year IMO. This further supports my theory that overweight people shouldn't have sex, either that or stupid people. You should have to get licensed to have sex maybe?

I fully support this. Except I'd replace fat and stupid with 'everyone' who isn't me.
02 Sep 2007, 04:32 AM
Space Pirate Roberts

But that would just leave you jerkin' it all the time. :p
02 Sep 2007, 04:59 AM
torgo

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

I fully support this. Except I'd replace fat and stupid with 'everyone' who isn't me.

Sex by yourself isn't that much fun.
02 Sep 2007, 05:42 AM
bbobb

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Originally Posted by torgo

Sex by yourself isn't that much fun.

You're not doing it right then.
02 Sep 2007, 08:44 PM
Pineapple

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Originally Posted by The Gas

But that would just leave you jerkin' it all the time. :p

and that's different from right now how?

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Originally Posted by torgo

Sex by yourself isn't that much fun.

that's because you're ugly and your hand hates you.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

You're not doing it right then.

I find it funny that there are actually people this statement applies to. Seriously, up and down. Figure it out.

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