Yeah Yeah... I think everyone got a kick out of that one.
I <3 TNL.
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If you can't beat the 18-year-old version of yourself because you're out of shape and/or less aggressive, you deserve to have the holy hell beaten out of you by a coked-up Ric Flair.
I could beat up the 18 year old Tain.
(but not the 18 year old Nomi)
18 year old Josh was all punk rock and shit. He'd kick my ass, spit on me while I was lying on the ground, and call me a faggot.
I think I could beat my 18 year old self up. I'm in better shape now than I was then, but...she was quite a bit more violent and agressive, so I don't really know.
If I were to go back in time and revisit my 18-year-old self, I'd 69 with him.
Me at 18 = 225 lbs and strong as a fucking ox and in pretty decent shape.
Me at 26 = 300 lbs, still strong but not quite as much as I was but in horrible cardio shape.
But now I know a lot more about taking someone down to the ground and incapacitating them and I can take a punch much better than I could at 18. Plus I'm a lot less likely to lose my cool in a fight nowadays. It'd be tough but I think I could take out 18 year old me.
But the 18 year old me would kick my ass at a drinking contest. I'm a lightweight now compared to back then.
All Kidnemo cares about is fighting. He's a brute!
Maybe if you spent 1% less of your day focused on combat you'd have fucking finished Washed Ashore by now.
I don't think I can say who would win, because the moment past me locked eyes with future me we'd either cause a paradox that would rip a hole in space and time..or we'd both just pass out.
You'd probably pass out on each other's cocks. 2x faggot.