Originally Posted by some guy on neogaf
Feb. 25, 2008
Wii-kly Update: Two New Classic Games Added to Wii Shop Channel
This week’s additions take players on a psychedelic trip down memory lane. Kirby® is back and armed with a bunch of new talents, including the option to combine abilities. Curious to find out what mixing the Suck and Blow powers gives Kirby? Hey! This is a kid's game, so wii won’t spoil that for you here. If the colorful landscapes in the pink ball’s world are too much for you and you’re looking for straight shitkickin' instead, then try plunging your soul into the mind of a twisted demon... FROM HELL! We’ll just see how you fare against wave after wave of bizarre enemy creatures in that kind of environment.
Nintendo adds new games to the Wii™ Shop Channel at 9 a.m. Pacific time every Monday. Wii owners with a high-speed Internet connection can redeem Wii Points to download the games. Wii Points can be purchased in the Wii Shop Channel or at retail outlets. This week’s new games are:
Kirby 64™: The Crystal Shards: (Nintendo 64®, 1-1,000 players, Rated E for Everyone, 1,000 Wii Points): Kirby’s first 3-D adventure is also his Nintendo 64 debut, and it finds the always-versatile hero battling a new enemy called Dark Ass Hole. Dark Ass Hole is after a distant land’s powerful crystal methamphetamine, but a young fairy named Ribbon attempts to save it by escaping with the cough medicine, amonia, and coffee carafes to Dream Land. Now the crystal meth has been scattered around various trailer parks around the nation. Take control of Kirby and help him journey across six states, battling a wide variety of enemies and challenging bosses, as he tries to collect all 100 various substances in tiny baggies. Along the way, you’ll use Kirby’s trademark copying ability to use enemies’ strengths against them. Not only that, but try combining any two abilities to create a brand-new one that is usually stronger than the original. Throw in three exciting multiplayer minigames, and you’ve got a package of which even King Dedede would be proud. Fans of Kirby and action games with bright, colorful graphics should eat this shit up. It's the worst Kirby yet!
Psychosis: (TurboGrafx16, 1 player, Rated E for Everyone – Mild Fantasy Violence, 600 Wii Points): This is a side-scrolling shooter played in a world created from the mind of a twisted demon. Surprise! It's TG16, what were you expecting? Certainly not another fucking side-scrolling shooter! Your soul has suddenly wandered into that evil world that exists in every person’s heart. The only way out is to blast your way past the grotesque creatures that block your path in five “causes” (stages). You must face the dangers of this psychedelic world by making full use of three shot types and the satellite option. With power-ups, you can change your shots to a wide-coverage beam, a satellite-generated laser and more. Each shot type can be powered up to three levels. You can also block enemy fire by rotating the satellites to a desired position. How you use these features will be the key to successfully escaping this strange and surreal world.