Morning Wood

Sitting to urinate is comfortable, as long as you're not touching water.

It also makes cleaning the toilet much easier, as you avoid excess piss-water splash.

Guys who can't confine their piss to the toilet must not care because I've let loose while tired, drunk, erect... I never make a mess.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Guys who can't confine their piss to the toilet must not care because I've let loose while tired, drunk, erect... I never make a mess.

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It's not so much an issue of outright missing. Rather, a particularly powerful stream can lead to undesirable backsplash.

Ya'll must not have good dick control then. Just saying.

Normally I do. But morning wood is a wild card. It is a force that must be respected.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Ya'll must not have good dick control then. Just saying.

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they're noobs at pissing :lol:

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Originally Posted by Jason

With morning wood you better believe I sit. You wanna clean the piss off my walls?

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I've never had morning wood I couldn't get rid of before I hit the can in the morning.

I only get morning wood on the weekends. I don't know why.

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Originally Posted by squall_vb

Sitting is acceptable in such a circumstance. This is especially true if you consider the fact that morning wood piss can be very erratic, and is not always confined to a single, solid stream.

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finally, somebody who understands.

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Originally Posted by Dunlap

Sitting to urinate is comfortable, as long as you're not touching water.

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I've touched water, I just get over it.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Guys who can't confine their piss to the toilet must not care because I've let loose while tired, drunk, erect... I never make a mess.

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bullshit, you just go to bed and leave the mess for somebody else to clean later.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

Ya'll must not have good dick control then. Just saying.

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With Morning Wood the dick controls you.