Morning Wood

hmm... clean piss off my walls or don't clean piss off my walls (at 6 in the morning).

Tough one.

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Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv

If you sit to piss, you're a woman.

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agreed

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Originally Posted by Jason

hmm... clean piss off my walls or don't clean piss off my walls (at 6 in the morning).

Tough one.

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Oh stop being so dramatic.

Wait.

Oh stop being.

Never. Made ya look

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Originally Posted by squall_vb

You're not taking into account the multiple-stream effect that can sometimes occur with morning wood.

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I've never had this happen.

me either, dont you guys know how to make your boner go away before you go piss?

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Originally Posted by Calliander

I've never had this happen.

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Well, some guys get off luckier. But when I wake up with a full, thick erection and need to piss, the Multiple Stream Effect has been known to happen. So I either sit, or I mop up piss with 2-ply at 5:30 in the morning.

déjà vu

I call shennanigans on the sitters. There is no way to get it pointing into the bowl while sitting with morning wood. It's pointed right at the ceiling in that case. When standing it can bend enough, and you can use some lean to aim properly, but from sitting that's a 180 degree bend.

I don't give a shit how people piss.