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Day one.
Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!
Colonel William F. Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!
Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?
Colonel William F. Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?
Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.
Colonel William F. Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.
Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.
Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!
Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!
Colonel William F. Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!
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Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Zangief: That vas beautiful boss!
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Colonel William F. Guile: [solemnly] Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.
[angrily]
Colonel William F. Guile: Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?
[the troopers cheer]
Bloodsport is the only Street Fighter movie I need.
Why? Why why why why why?
"Change the channel!"
OH GOD WHY?
wow. Perhaps Uwe Boll paid someone off so that he can lose the "worst game to movie adaptation" award.
As much as I love the Van Damme SFII movie (TONS of cheese-factor), a follow up is not needed, and I doubt it could ever top the greatness of the "Pax Bisonica" and "Bison Dollars" speeches.
The original Street Fighter II Animated Movie is still probably the closest they'll get to doing it right. The later animated V and Alpha series are total crap.
Super Movie Battle!
Bison Fight
The link is not working for me. Does it say anywhere that Kylie Minogue will play Cammy?
really, how much worse could it be?
Exactly. It will never be as bad as the first, and it will never be good enough to be worth watching.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnk_
It's amazing that we keep getting all the SF-related shit, meanwhile Capcom hasn't made a new game in the series in ages (and probably never will again, assholes).
Anyway, it doesn't say anything about it being an official sequel to the original Van Damme flick. It'll probably just be a completely original and separate movie.
That makes me sad. Street Fighter was art. :(
I only care about the SF comics as long as they're still coming out.
WTF. Chun-li is Asian, you morons.
:lol: :tu: Idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by LordPerrin
Whoa. I, uh, have no words.
I don't know which is worse. Jessica Biel as Chun Li, or the fact they shopped it around to Keira Knightly and Jessica Alba as well.
How about Topher Grace as Guile? Bernie Mac as Dhalism?
Edit - BRAD PITT as HE-MAN?
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Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll
Lets hope Pitt turns down the role. The first thing I thought of when I saw 300 was that all of those Spartans looked just like He-Man should.Quote:
If Brad, 43, turns the role down, '300' actor Gerard Butler, 37, is reportedly ready to step in to play the part.
You guys' taste in movies is staggeringly poor. I went to a thread about a live action Street Fighter sequel and a He-Man argument broke out.
Biel has slanted eyes. I really can't complain.
Seeing Jessica Biel doing an upside-down spinning bird kick would be worth the price of admission alone.
We both know that won't happen.
Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive!
Bison: Of course! His death was designed to ingraitate his spies with you!
[mockingly covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?
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Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?
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Cammy: Cammy here, are you all right?
Colonel William F. Guile: I'm okay. I'm just half dead.
Cammy: And Bison?
Colonel William F. Guile: All dead.
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Colonel William F. Guile: It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine.
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Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?
Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!
Zangief: ...you got paid?
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Dee Jay: Oh, Yes. My mama didn't raise no fool, baby.
[he sees someone coming]
Dee Jay: Oh man, I should have stayed at Microsoft.
These sound like lines ripped off of the Commando 2 script.
They really should get the Street Fighter: The Later Years guys to do this kinda sequel.
No those were the lines from the SF:The Movie starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
Oh god.
Kylie Minogue was so hot in that movie.
I could've sworn that there was a thread about this already, but I couldn't seen to find it.
From here:
Here's a link to a review of the script.Quote:
I'm sorry, but what was it, aside from the meager domestic returns, that Steven E. de Souza's Street Fighter failed to get right about a video game in which cartoon characters wallop the shit out of each other? Were there storytelling nuances he missed? Character arcs left unresolved? Finishing moves misrepresented?
Getting indignant over a second go-round on Capcom's Street Fighter is a little like screaming at a retarded kid for not wiping his ass. Look, I'm not sure the two are analogous either, but sense and Street Fighter don't often seek each other's company - which is why I'm glad Ashok Amritraj's Hyde Park has signed Andrzej Bartkowiak (of Doom and Romeo Must Diet infamy) to direct this unholy mess. Finally, we'll get the unenjoyable-on-any-level Street Fighter movie the universe has craved since Jankel & Morton's Super Mario Brothers buried the bar deep in the core (whence neither Aaron Eckhart nor Hilary Swank could retrieve it). And just in case you think I'm being unduly harsh (and who the hell are you to think such dreadful thoughts?), know that the screenplay is being polished by Justin Marks. What he did to Voltron, he's now doing to Ken and Ryu.
According to Variety, Street Fighter is "focused on female fighter Chun Li and her journey for justice". That's reassuring. Now that I think about it, a feminist bent is precisely what de Souza's picture was lacking. How cruel of Raul Julia's Bison to ridicule Chun Li's misery by bragging that the day he ravaged her village and killed her father was nothing more than "Tuesday" to him. This is Street Fighter, not Straw Dogs, Mr. de Souza! Fie!
Expect Maggie Q to be cast any day now. And know that Jean-Claude Van Damme is pestering his representation (pity those poor bastards) for a cameo.
You couldn't find it because cka doesn't know how to name threads. Now you can continue discussing this movie... Whee.
Huh. I didn't even know she was part-Asian.Internet vagina-sand eruption in 5... 4... 3...Quote:
Kristen Kreuk is Chun-Li in Street Fighter?
Posted by Patrick on 12/21 at 04:03 PM
Kristen Kreuk According to Coming Soon, Smallville cast member Kristen Kreuk has been selected to play Chun-Li in the live-action Street Fighter movie. No other details were forthcoming from the movie site so we don’t know where or how they learned this information. Filming on the new Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li movie begins in March of next year under the guidance of director Andrzej Bartkowiak (Doom, Exit Wounds). This would be the second Street Fighter movie based on the hugely popular arcade fighting game; you’ve probably blocked out all recollection of the atrocious Jean-Claude Van Damme movie from 1994, haven’t you?
The producers of the flick could do worse than casting Kreuk as the pretty street fighter who has a tendency to wear a blue dress while beating up her opponents. It’s not like a Street Fighter film demands a Royal Shakespeare Company level of acting; it’s probably more important that your main star resemble the game character and have some name recognition. Kreuk pretty well hits the mark on those two factors. The March start of filming means that she will have finished her duties for the seventh season of Smallville too.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I for one welcome our new terrible movie overlord.
i'd rather see jessica biel as chun li...
- first of all, biel actually has tits and ass, kruek has none
- yellowface ftw
What's to complain about? We're getting a new awful movie to generate hilarious internet references for years to come, and it's starring a smoking megahot chick. This is win-win, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gas
Strider is right.Quote:
Originally Posted by StriderKyo
BTW you stuck working the week after next man?
I'm hoping this will be AT LEAST as bad as the Van Damme movie.
Awesome. This WILL be as bad as the Van Damme movie.Quote:
Andrzej Bartkowiak (Doom, Exit Wounds)
BTW, here's Chun-Li...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/3...8f72ac0869.jpg
Needs scanlines.
Dear lord, is that Jackie Chan?
It sure is.
Why didn't they just say he was playing Chun Li? That movie poster is a winner. Playful with an underlying strength.
That Jackie Chan movie is so totally ridiculous. It's a masterpiece. Project A 2, right?
City Hunter.
I knew it was one of those.
From Chud.com:
OMG CHRIS KLEINQuote:
I'm going to guess that Hyde Park Entertainment's Ashok Amritraj has pre-sold the piss out of his highly unanticipated Street Fighter reboot. Now that they can't capitalize on the twentieth anniversary of the game's arcade debut (and that would be the inferior Street Fighter 1 in 1987), how are they going to sell this to a generation of gamers who grew up playing the more sophisticated likes of Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Mappy Burns Harlem to the Ground? They'd probably get more traction with a Virtua Fighter movie at this point (especially if they could convince Jerry Schatzberg to come out of retirement to direct it). And as far as vintage kung-fu titles go, I'd much rather see a big screen adaptation of Kung-Fu Master, if only because there's nothing more exciting than a black belt getting assaulted by confetti balls (this has Ivan Passer written all over it).
But Hyde Park is fully committed to Street Fighter 2.0 now; they've got 20th Century Fox on board as a distributor, and a cast that's... well, they're people and they have feelings, so I'll withhold comment. The very cute Kristin Kreuk is set as Chun Li, who will be the protagonist this time out (as opposed to the stalwart Colonel William F. Guile, so memorably played by Jean-Claude Van Damme in Steven E. de Souza's 1994 classic). Meanwhile, Michael Clarke Duncan will play Balrog. That's not a joke. I'm not sure if Nash or Gen are characters from later iterations of the game, but those are the characters that'll be brought to life by, respectively, Chris Klein and Rick Yune. I'm still not joking. Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas has also been cast. What?
Only Andrzej Bartkowiak could direct a film of such sterling pedigree. He's working from a screenplay by Justin Marks, who did so many nice things with Voltron.
Jesus Christ, why?
street figher alpha 3: the motion picture
I can't wait!
Day One.
This movie will be amazing beyond belief.
um...yebutwha?
I hope they have R. Mika doing stupid poses, yelling out A-ISM! and them pummelling the opponent with a real life custom combo!!!
http://www.alan-noon.com/misc/SFTM/S...my_Minogue.jpg
Mmm mmm. Look at them toned thighs.
Kylie's so hot.
The new Bison:
http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/nealmcdonough.jpg
From here:
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That's Neal McDonough who you'll recognize from MINORITY REPORT and RAVENOUS and he'll be the new M. Bison for the currently in production STREET FIGHTER movie. He follows in the footsteps of Raul Julia... let's just hope he doesn't repeat that same history.
This is a weird project. You have a cast that ranges from a Smallville actor (Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li) to Michael Clarke Duncan as Balrog to Taboo from Black Eyed Peas to Chris Klein. And now McDonough. I don't know what to make of this one. I guess it can't be any worse than the 1994 movie, right?
He's no Raul Julia.
Well, Doh
new website for the movie ...
craptacular!
What the hell...
I like how their comments are disabled because they know they'd never see the end of the "fuck you and fuck this movie" replies
fuck this movie
It's just unbelievable to me that they thought this was a good idea.
now they got motherfuckers that don't even look like their in-game counterparts playing roles fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
edit: that's fucking ROBIN SHOU as GEN by the way
Mortal Kombat Vs Street Fighter IMO
I want to see M.Bison Psycho Torpedo Chun Li's vagina in this and by Chun Li, I mean Krisitin Kreuk. Seeing as making this will be the short beginning and end of her movie career, she may as well go out in slutty style.
wait. After posting the original news and then that new movie website ... who is shocked at the fact they are NOT GETTING ANYTHING RIGHT?
The guy from Black Eyed Peas as Vega... this movie is going to be terrible and unintentionally funny.
I need to see it. Now.
Fergie announced as R. Mika.
Hugo Weaving as Dee Jay?
Pee Wee Herman as Sagat.
BREAKING NEWS!
Haley Joel Osment as Yun & Nick Cannon as Yang
EXCLUSIVE! Leaked footage!
That is sooo great.
I had no idea City Hunter went into that much depth with the Street Fighter references! I thought Chan just dressed up as them! I need to add this to my nerdy, Asian cinema library.
Why can't anyone learn from this?
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Originally Posted by SFII.0 Movie Website
See guys? It's in good hands...
:chick:
You mean, fighting, costumes, and flaming hadoukens?Quote:
The way I approached the writing of Street Fighter’s script was simple. Throw away everything and start with character. For just a moment, forget about the fights, forget about the costumes, forget about the flaming Hadoukens… go back to the essence of what the characters are about.
Is all of City Hunter that awesomely retarded?
http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews/city_hunter.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Translation: Yes, probably. Also, good purchase.Quote:
Furthermore, the infamous Street Fighter sequence pays tribute to Wong Jing's other favorite pastime: video games. It's great that he likes them, but when he references them in such god-awful ways (see this or Future Cops) you wish he would just stay away. (Kozo 1994/1999)
The same guy also made Future Cops, which has EVEN MORE Street Fighter references and also Goku.
Translation: Also probably a good purchase.Quote:
Normally I'm not given to hyperbole, but there are times when I refer to Future Cops as THE WORST FILM EVER MADE. I'm sure there are people who disagree with me, and consider the film a guilty pleasure which can be mindless entertaining fun. Well, if you're one of those people, then good for you! I hope never to meet you. (Kozo 1996/2003)
Both probably are better than this Street Fighter movie will ever be.
I just watched a few clips of Future Cops on Youtube. Holy shit.
Oh my sweet Baby Jesus doing a 180 ollie off a hot tin roof.........
The sad thing is that it will still be better than whatever they are putting together now......
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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
I saw the new Al Pacino movie 88 Minutes last night. The dude that's playing M. Bison in this movie was the bad guy there, too. He's pretty creepy looking.
Future Cops Blanka had me in tears.
lulzQuote:
This film will have much more grounding in reality than the Street Fighter games, says Marks, though he'd like to keep some nods to the Street Fighter II anime film. "The Chun-Li / Vega fight is a personal favorite," Marks says. This led to questions about the famous (nude) shower scene, which Marks laughed off, explaining that he doesn't want to make a female role that objectifies women. He also points out that Kristin Kreuk in the lead role is "very selective about what she will and won't do, because she knows that lots of girls out there are really impressionable." Of course, he almost instantly invalidates all that by commenting, "did I mention Kristin is gorgeous? And there's one very steamy night club scene where she does... awesome things... to get the information she needs." Way to stick to principles.
Maybe she just buys everyone drinks. That'd be pretty awesome. blowjobs imoQuote:
This led to questions about the famous (nude) shower scene, which Marks laughed off, explaining that he doesn't want to make a female role that objectifies women. He also points out that Kristin Kreuk in the lead role is "very selective about what she will and won't do, because she knows that lots of girls out there are really impressionable." Of course, he almost instantly invalidates all that by commenting, "did I mention Kristin is gorgeous? And there's one very steamy night club scene where she does... awesome things... to get the information she needs." Way to stick to principles.
maybe she'll start spinning on a pole really fast to get momentum to do a spinning bird kick
He's making a movie based on a fucking video game and he's talking about grounding it in reality. lawl.
You're telling me love doesn't bloom on the battlefield?
New pics for those who haven't been checking out the website:
Some new character for the movie called Det. Maya Sunee
http://streetfightermovie.net/photos/maya.jpg
Gen
http://streetfightermovie.net/photos...hou-as-gen.jpg
Vega vs Chun Li storyboard
http://streetfightermovie.net/photos...ftop-tryst.jpg
Balrog storyboard
http://streetfightermovie.net/photos...chen-fight.jpg
wow, puns in the storyboards
that's indicative of quality right there
edit: WHY DO THEY SPELL BALROG BALROQ
edit 2: and what the fuck does the filipino ATF have to do with street fighter god damnit
the more info that comes out about this movie the angrier I get
this looks shitty.
Heh yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
I really don't know what to make of this movie so far. The casting doesn't seem too off the mark, it's actually been pretty good but there's still not a whole lot that gives me hope.
I'm shocked to see that screenshot. I honestly didn't believe this was a real movie.
Also, lol @ "Balroq."
Do a lot of chainlink fences have parallel bars right above'em for swinging purposes?
Also, LOL WTF.
Sure they do - it's just like the Jurassic Park 2 theorem. "When in danger, give protagonist a parallel bar to fight off insurmountable odds".
This movie is gonna be fucking EPIC.
fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
BARLOG
Whee.
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A cinema classic in the making. I'll see it twice.
Film of the Year.