Regrets

"Hey slut, next time you're giving head in the whip, buckle up"?

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

"Hey slut, next time you're giving head in the whip, buckle up"?

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For reals, I'm just glad I didn't get my junk bit off.

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Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy

I turned my head and she was Crying. She was about tell me she had fallen for me. I was speechless. We both got out of the car, and walked back in, a week later she was gone and I found out had moved to Canada.

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If she moved to Canada a week later, what would it have amounted to?

A week of wild, unadulterated anal sex.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

I regret not developing a taste for beer. Its my fucking downfall.

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Bullshit. You're a lesbian. You're suppose to drink liquor.



The intent of the following in no means is meant to support the above statement, rather to fulfill an opportunity to pass on another fantastic chain email.

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The results: Women

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send you a drink………………

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



The results: Men

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn’t give a shit about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He’s gay and looking to get laid.

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Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send you a drink

Thats scary true. Appletini and Martinis ftw.

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Originally Posted by haohmaru

I've never been any good at determining a girl's interest in me or not. The best game plan is to assume that they are until they tell you otherwise. ;)

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Truer words have not been spoken. Girls love to give mixed signals just to fuck us up.

Get the girl whether she likes you or not, playboy.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send you a drink

Thats scary true. Appletini and Martinis ftw.

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Translation: Bitch.

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Originally Posted by haohmaru

I've never been any good at determining a girl's interest in me or not. The best game plan is to assume that they are until they tell you otherwise. ;)

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i'm oblivious to that shit as well. people always tell me "dude she's so into you".

i regret the fact that Chux and Kano do not respect me for the princess i am.