Black people suck at names

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22 Sep 2007, 03:34 AM
Partialartist

So, can we get a list of "acceptable" names for an American to have? Also, how many of those are originals from this country's 200+ year history, as opposed to coming from another country, thousands of years in the past?
22 Sep 2007, 04:08 AM
Cheebs

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Originally Posted by Partialartist

So, can we get a list of "acceptable" names for an American to have? Also, how many of those are originals from this country's 200+ year history, as opposed to coming from another country, thousands of years in the past?

Horatio, because that red-head dude's one bad ass investigatin' motherfucker.

And Portabella Whepunfrut is a pretty name for a girl I suppose...

There's my list.
22 Sep 2007, 05:13 AM
Master of 7s

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

I know you tool, but it still has that negative meaning also, and that's the one most people know, so yeah, your kids are gonna have problems. I can walk around with the goddamn Manji tattooed on my forehead, I can educate people about it's historical meaning, and cultural significance, but in the end, it'd still be a swastika.

Well fuck it then.

Arm yourself with two lead-filled nerf bats, dress in geisha costume, call yourself "Tu Bat Ho" and beat the shit out of anyone who gives you lip about it.

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:lol::lol::lol:
Now you get it.

The irony is we had a transfer student from Vietnam back in my high school daze named Lu Fat Dong. I also know a woman where I work named Dong Dong Wei.

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What i mean is that adolf lost favor as a popular name right after WWII and that all the Hitlers changed their names, not because of the law, but because they knew that the name had been tainted.

Kinda like Lucifer.

Okay I see what you're getting at.

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God, grow up you hippy....

No!

If you won't hug trees with me and sing Koombaya then stand aside.

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Then don't make it so easy for them. Make them work for it.

And deprive my seed of years of whiny, emo teenage angst? Where's the fun in that?
22 Sep 2007, 08:46 AM
Space Pirate Roberts

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Originally Posted by Jetman

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...3&d=1128915553

Motherfucking LAWL.
22 Sep 2007, 02:09 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

I'm black and I have to say that naming your kid Simeon is a pretty bad move.
22 Sep 2007, 03:52 PM
Gooch

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Originally Posted by Nick

With "Simeon" sounding like "simian," I think it's just common courtesy not to give your child a name that so blatantly invites teasing. Whether people know how the name is spelled or not is irrelevant; it just invites teasing and can drive the owner of the name half crazy, whether it's Simeon Jones or Harry Cox.

It all depends on who you ask. When I hear "Simeon", I think of the name, and not the classification "simian".

Besides, the term "simian" refers to the higher primates: monkeys, apes, and yes, humans as well.
22 Sep 2007, 08:23 PM
Pineapple

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Not necessarily racist, but socioeconomically biased. People that are not poor and realize that one day their children have potential name their children in an appropriate manner.

Starquashanique sells me cigarettes, Shannon, Sarah, and Sharon are my co-workers.

this is fucking truth. and lawlable.

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Originally Posted by DistantRelative

1st statement,

Once again your pre judging my stance on my whole existance without asking, only off of a few sentances. If anything I'd love for every person living in America to be called an American,but its not gonna happen any time soon. Its only been what? fucking 50 or so years since segregation ended? We still have a long fucking way to go. As far as the line, the line is when I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU STAND FOR SO THE JOKE IS NOT FUNNY Example, A black person says " whats up nigga" it doesn't bother me because he is black and he can't be making fun of me without making fun of himself, or if my father says "those niggers" doesn't bother me because he's my father, he's black and I know him VS some random person thats not black saying "HAY NIGGER". I could go on , and on to make it simple for you, but you should get the picture.

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This is funny but, since no one can draw a line anywhere going off your logic, anything is acceptable as long as you dont go off topic. Whats innapropriate material? Who determines that? W/e, I see the rules are bent and broken here often depending on who is doing it.

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First off some of us never had a choice to be over here. And since America is a white culture dominated country currently dont talk to me about reforming myself to fit within a culture that me, and my ansestors were forced into. Am I supposed to bleach my skin, and color my hair blonde then? Thats a fucking majority rules idealology, and the irony behind that is the constituition was desigined to protect the minority rich white people that first came here blah....And this is to far from the original subject anyway.

holy hell, sandy vag alert!

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Originally Posted by DistantRelative

Yea I know LOL, I realised that after my last post. Fuck this threads name in the ass.:bang:

oop, he seems to have gotten the sand out.

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

Americans are just as ignorant when travelling to other countries when they expect those who reside in that country to know English. Pff... ignorance.

the difference there being the travelling to and residing in of said countries. if you are simply travelling to another country, it is polite to at least attempt to learn the language so you aren't a blithering jackass. if you reside there, I feel it ought be mandatory. speak the native dialect or gtfo.

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Originally Posted by DistantRelative

No but there is a name for people who think only black people do that, its called SHUT-The-FUCK-UP.

Sandy Vag: Part Duex!

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

I hated my first name growing up, it sounded faggy, now, it still sounds faggy. Super-Duper.

I'm sorry to hear that Joquandor.

Also, Moon Unit anyone? Seriously? Hasn't been brought up yet?
23 Sep 2007, 03:26 AM
Master of 7s

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Also, Moon Unit anyone? Seriously? Hasn't been brought up yet?

Scroll up.

Post #156.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

I'm sure Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa caught their fair share of shit as they grew up. I don't see them rushing to change their names.
23 Sep 2007, 06:04 AM
Anthony

He is the son of frank zappa. Who the hell would give him shit? I wouldn't.
23 Sep 2007, 07:15 AM
MarkRyan

I had an English teacher in high school that said he used to have a female student named Placenta. True story.

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