Black people suck at names

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Of course, she is a single mom with no dad in sight.

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Clearly, cause dad would have slapped the taste out of that bitches mouth the second she suggested that name.

It's better she was a single mom. How many more Malcolm's can there be?

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Originally Posted by Nick

I more or less agree with this. How many Americans even think of "Simeon" when they hear "sim-ee-yun"? And if they do, how many then think of "simian" as well? This does not help the kid in biology class or the board room.

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Fuck Americans. Last time I checked we didn't own a monopoly on the list of acceptable names. If people are too stupid to ask "What does your name mean?" then the onus is on them.

Do a google search on the name and watch how many faces pop up.

This whole thread sounds like "Dey terk er jerbs!"

It's the same retarded mentality that left people fumbling to pronounce names simple names Suresh, Jakarta, Jalpa, and Barinder when Indians began migrating into this country in large numbers back in the early 90's.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

Fuck Americans. Last time I checked we didn't own a monopoly on the list of acceptable names. If people are too stupid to ask "What does your name mean?" then the onus is on them.

Do a google search on the name and watch how many faces pop up.

This whole thread sounds like "Dey terk er jerbs!"

It's the same retarded mentality that left people fumbling to pronounce names simple names Suresh, Jakarta, Jalpa, and Barinder when Indians began migrating into this country in large numbers back in the early 90's.

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The Welsh are pretty horrible name wise. You try pronouncing a 9 letter string of consonants.

My last name is Gwyther, it's not so bad.

But people can't say it.

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

So last year, as I was picking up my oldest from school, some black kid grabs our hands--we were holding hands at the time--and goes swinging between my daughter and I. My kid then screams, ''simian.'' I really didn't know what to say to this, I'll admit that I don't run a very PC home, but to say that we're racist is going a bit too far. So I ask her what the kids name is, mostly because I'd hoped she was mispronouncing it, and she said again ''simian.'' I look to the kids mother and ask her what his name is, and she also says ''simian'' with that snap back attitude that fat angry black women are so famous for. I was torn between my moral obligation to explain to this dullard what she had done to her son, and my better judgment to not say a damn thing, knowing how people of her type get when you attempt to correct them--I chose the latter.

Ignorance like this is appalling. Black kids are trying too hard to be unique when naming their kids. With all the Kaliks, Maliks, Phoniques, and Quantrikes out there it's pretty easy to deduce why success alludes so many of todays blacks. I understand wanting to give your children ''traditional'' cultural names, but Qriztophear (this isn't even hyperbole) is not a traditional name; It's just s stupid one.

This twit has turned her child into a farce, or a very bad racist fucking joke.

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i'll go this a step further and say that i find it absolutely fucking hillarious that most rappers are born with normal names but re-name themselves to off the shelf products. am i the only one that finds that terribly gay?

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

As God is my witness, I swear I'm not making this up.

I had a friend named, Goo when I was a kid.

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i had a black friend in grade school named Usaji. i always thought that was different. never asked why his parents picked that though.


of course to stay on topic, white people can be naming retards as well. my mom has a super crazy hippy friend that named her daughters blue sky and tranquil.

Double names are gay

James-Micheal is one of my friends, he's some New Jersey rich kid who's mom is like the mayor or something like that. But he's fairly flamboyant. Openly so.

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Originally Posted by Daitokuji

Dude my friend knew these kids and i think they were twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello... now that's some fucked up shit..

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Holy crap. I think my buddy knew those two. Ohio, right?

I knew a black girl in high school named Tomorrow Leigh. No one laughed at her because she was incredibly nice and smart, not to mention smoking hot. She ended up the Rose Parade queen her senior year.

The popular name "Darnell" is a Biblical weed, I think.

There was another girl I knew named Latrina. She did get a lot of, er, shit. I felt bad for her - it wasn't her fault.

On the other hand, there was a white dude at my school named Orpheus. And of course there's Cleveland Indians shortstop Jhonny Peralta, whose parents spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate. He kept it due to its uniqueness.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

Fuck Americans.

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Aren't you one?

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It's the same retarded mentality that left people fumbling to pronounce names simple names Suresh, Jakarta, Jalpa, and Barinder when Indians began migrating into this country in large numbers back in the early 90's.

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Fuck those assholes. If you move to this country and you have a weird name, Americanize that shit. If I moved to India, I'd fucking change my name to Punjab. However, since there's no chance I'd ever move to such a disgusting country, or anywhere for that matter that's not the good ol' US of A, I'll just be keeping the wonderful name my mammy gave me, thank you.