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There's nothing racist about hating on stupid gibberish.
That's great. No one you know, their parents, or their grandparents were either. Did it suck? Yeah, 250 fucking years ago. How long is this going to be an excuse?Quote:
Originally Posted by DistantRelative
I still don't know if I believe Yoshi is black.
I believe.
Jews killed Jesus.
I was thinking more along the lines of:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
http://resident.mysteria.cz/Resident...03%20-%201.jpg
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Originally Posted by The Gas
Cher named her daughter "Chastity" and Frank Zappa named his daughter "Moon Unit." That's the world tag team champs of bad celebrity names right there.
I would totally do Moon Unit. That shit is hot.
In middle school: Georgia Kantzas. Poor girl was picked on all the time and had to make up for it by having sex by the time she was 13.
In college: Ysiad. His mother must have been on an ego-trip to name her baby with her own name backwards, "Daisy." Thankfully, his name turned out pretty cool.
this has not been photoshopped, or MSPainted, at all. for rls.
Well, if that is shopped, I can't tell.
OK YOU GOT ME. JESUS you're pushy Doc. Anyways, it honestly truely says 'Reitz, Joshua P'. You can guess what the P stands for. No lie. I have the original pic to prove it.
Weird.
Something about the direction your hair combined with your beard reminds me of a sunflower.
Have a hippie friend who named her son Dude, his middle name is Love.
There's a black on my store's night crew named Tyreseis Moment, best name ever. *-neo
Flowers, fruits, I get that all the time. Just let it out, you'll feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
BTW, my name is motherfucking Pineapple, not Petunia. I am no flower, and your comparisson makes me want to kill things. Also, sunflowers are crunchy, and I am succulent. You'll remember that for the rest of your life.
Did you ever read that Redneck Manifesto book I told you to?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Pussy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
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"Joseph P Conrad." What's the P stand for?
Quick Dole, what's that from?Quote:
Pussy.
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Originally Posted by Destin
:lol::lol::lol:... control immigration.. nigga please.
I say we throw all the illegal immigrants into the Grand Canyon. Anyone who lives can stay.
LOL!! I used a Jonas joke! Robobo Fan #1!!!1!!
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Originally Posted by magnifiedplaid
I think George said it best...
People who claim that the American construction/contracting job market is being ruined because of all the illegals is an idiot. There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with people coming in and becoming citizens in your country, or ANY country. All they do it add to the economy. The fact of the matter is that a lot of American labour is extremely overpriced.
If the government would stop trying to push people out of the borders instead of welcoming them in (like their forefathers did... mostly) America would be way more competitive.
For the record I am not for people changing their names. I don't give a shit. But if it's a problem in the country for black people looking for work then they'd better shape up. Competition is stiff enough as it is.
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Originally Posted by Drewbacca
What do you base this on, that illegal people moving here is entirely helpful. Increased population is one of the major factors in decreasing standards of living. In addition, having people come in at lower standards of living and human capital put strain on the social systems. I'm not against helping out people, but if we really want to help them, we can help thier country, there is no reason to pussyfoot around the issue for false notions of personal gain.
Surely Zowie Bowie deserves some sort of silver medal...Quote:
Originally Posted by Melf
Thanks for showing that you have zero understanding of the situation. These people have no intentions of becoming citizens or paying taxes. They just want to leech health care and under the table job money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Yeah, that high quality American free health care. :bang:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Would have been funnier if his middle name were Nigger.Quote:
Originally Posted by neoalphazero
HAWT. Though seriously, isn't 13 par the course for kids these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix
Emergency rooms won't turn people away, so real Americans pick up the tab for the freeloaders.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Also, the US has the highest qualilty in the world. It shouldn't be free.
Bullshit on both counts, but we've had this conversation before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Yeah, your insistence on being wrong fascinates me. US citizens don't fly anywhere else for cutting edge care, but the rest of the world comes here. Why do you think that is?
That would be, because its the best and they can get away with it. Also they don't pay ... we (The US Citizen aka Tax payers) do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
I'm not talking about illegals. I'm talking about someone from, say, the UK needing a cutting edge operation. They hop on a plane and come here. If the illegals are over 18, they can bleed to death for all I care.
You should know that that does, in fact, make you an awful person.
It also goes against our constitution.
nigga, I can't read, I'm Illiterate.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
lol, no. busy reading about cylindrical coordinates and magical charged particles flying between charged plates.
lol I love it when liberals try strict construction.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Oh yeah you're right, it makes the whole "right to life" part completely invalid since I don't hate the poor.
I wish Bill O' Reily posted here. He said some real knee slappers yesterday.
Big Gov'ment for the people sir. That's what liberals are for! Thank GOD! Because I really want socialized medicine so I can wait for a doctor for 4 days with a head wound while he hands out painkiller 'scripts to all the worthless palmfuckers of the world!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
People have to right to life. They also have a guarantee of death. If they fuck it up and go early, that's their problem. But, hey, if you want to kill babies and fund criminals' health care, you're a model Democrat.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
IBTN
How to kill yourself without bothering others should be taught by psychologists right after they fill out a prescription for Zoloft.
Agreed. "Depressed? Here's a needle. Please make sure you hit the vein. Thank you for calling."
Remember, down the road, not across the street. Also please do this in your own bathtub, do not disturb other healthy people with your bloodstains. And thanks for coming.
Why is it that people that have more than they need want to make sure people that don't can't get it? I'm interested in furthering the evolution of the human race and making life as great as we can for everyone.
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Just so we're clear, if we ever meet irl I'll punch you in the face for this comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Uhmmm. Yes. They do. Dubai is single handedly the worlds #1 place to go for top quality healthcare at the best possible prices. Everybody should be able to go to America's border and sign up for citizenship right then and there. That's how your country became what it is, and turning your back on that is going to nothing but harm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
There's a hippie family that comes through our store pretty frequently. I once heard the mother call her daughter. The daughter's name is Canoe.
Biff to correct the statement ... its 4 days for Tetanus shots. Its one month for a head wound. 1 year for dentist and 6 months for eye exams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Have any of you morons that talk about the waits ever used a doctor in a foreign country with socialized medicine? Know anyone that had to wait forever for treatment personally?
I got treatment in under 20 minutes as a walk-in. I know loads of people in Europe who know nothing of these mythic 'waits' you fucks keep spitting on about.
I know a few who had these waits. And they came over here and became citizens too. I asked them about socialized medicine and they told me exactly what I posted.
Bullshit. I had a head wound in England and got treated in 20 minutes.
Um, why are we not talking about bad darkie names?
Because that topic got boring.
I like the idea of universal health care, but the issue with blindly stating its great, is that it may lead to overall worse life for everyone, compounded over the years. Its a dangerous step, to make things free and give people incentive not to work, from an economic standpoint.
Personally, I think that stuff is amongst the bare minimum we should be giving people, but maybe we are not quite technologically at a level where we can do this, which is sad.
I just want to sit around all day and play guitar, let you motivated people fuck girls in your expensive cars in your huge driveways. I think thats a fair trade.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
LOL, I think Yoshi will be okay. He's big and black dude
Internet Tough Guys (tm) 1992
I've never experienced these mythic waits either. The one time I needed to go to the doctor I saw one within 15 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Because I killed the topic on page 4.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
This is just LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Have you ever been treated for anything using socialized medicine? I just want to make sure you're speaking from experience and you know, actually know what you're talking about. That way you can actually compare how horrible it is to the quick, easy, and friendly system that we have in the U.S.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Probably not, which is why their argument is stupid. Like I said before, anyone who spouts that shit probably has never had to pay their way in the emergency room. They don't appreciate socialized medicine because they've never been in a position to need it. I'd like to see Yoshi or Biff get treated for something without their private plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
I've experienced some waits, but nothing different than those I've experienced in the states. The big difference is cost. My wife's second pregnancy was a ton cheaper than her first because we used the government health plan (I couldn't afford a private plan at the time).Quote:
I got treatment in under 20 minutes as a walk-in. I know loads of people in Europe who know nothing of these mythic 'waits' you fucks keep spitting on about.
I've heard some horror stories about health care here in canada, but most people have nothing but positive experiences with it. It seems to vary from place to place.
The quality of care that I've received has been all over the place. My old doctor was a complete tool and gave everyone antibiotics for everything and would almost never give referrals.
The doctors at university were really good, but the wait times there were awful. When I was a kid, an emergency room doctor in a hospital near my hometown repeatedly 'examined' my testicles to make sure they were still in the right place (they clearly were) after I was admitted to the hospital for crippling abdominal pains. I also had to wait for a couple hours before the doctor even saw me. That was the worst xmas morning ever.
I've been without a family doctor for close to ten years now, and I was on a waiting list for a GP for nearly five years when I lived in Hamilton.
My father died of cancer after a tumor metasticized(sp?) several months after being misdiagnosed as something else. His oncologist thinks he would have lived if they had caught it in time. I wasn't too happy about that, but of course no system can completely eliminate human error.
A friend of mine passed out in the emergency room of a hospital here in canada and nobody noticed for nearly an hour, and he was apparently still bleeding pretty badly. He woke up to some woman freaking out and yelling for help because apparently it looked a lot worse than it actually was and she thought he was dead.
The hospital's emergency room doesn't always have a receptionist , so there's just a nurse that comes by every now and then to see if there are any patients.
And just so everyone is clear on this, canada doesn't have universal health care. I live in Ontario and get mostly free healthcare, but if I'm in another province, I would need to buy insurance in order to be covered. It's not as bad as being in another country, but it would be crazy to go snowboarding out west without insurance.
I really don't think our healthcare is anywhere near as good as it should be, but it sucks less than most countries systems.
The person who told me was from Jolly ole' England.