Post Your Pics Part XV: Volume IV: No Fat Chicks VI:Teh Database

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Thanks, but I don't have a thing with her. There are reasons, she's an ex of one of my best friends from high school (even though he only slept with her once, it'd still be weird) and while she's mad cute and has d-cups she irks me sometimes AND she's not really my body type. Remember I chase chubbies.

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Why?

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I've had the opportunity with her though, I let it pass. And that night she made me cuddle her to keep her warm, it sucked. I don't like being a cuddle bitch if I'm not sleeping with you. Never really fell asleep that night.

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Cuddle=I need a dick. You should have sealed the deal.

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Originally Posted by Josh

fine. give me two weeks, I'll be 140.

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modeling? not at 140<3

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Originally Posted by Josh

156 today. Yesterday I was able to hold down a cup of french onion soup and a salad for lunch, then I was all "Oh, I'm ok. I'll eat dinner now" I'll let you guess how that went.

And gatoraid is a no go. I vomit liquids too. Including but not limited to: water, apple juice, slim fast, rice milk, yuengling.

If I was a little bit prettier I'd be able to start modeling soon.

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Josh, in all seriousness, it sounds like you have a really bad ulcer, and that shit can kill you. Please get that checked out asap.

If you want to "coat" your stomach to eat, drink a glass of 2&#37; milk.

agreed on the milk, as long as it stays down.

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

Josh, in all seriousness, it sounds like you have a really bad ulcer, and that shit can kill you. Please get that checked out asap.

If you want to "coat" your stomach to eat, drink a glass of 2% milk.

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Now I'm just waiting for my GI specialist appointment to come up. Supposed to be sometime this week.

I'll keep you guys posted as I continue to slip into the depths of hell.

Also: I don't drink milk.

Go to urgent care, they'll do an ultrasound there which is the same thing the GI is going to do.

Is that like the emergency room?

Sort Of, you should have Urgent Cares which don't bill like an emergency room that you can go visit without an appointment.

Protip: The NFL starts in an hour and that shit will be empty so you can go right in.

no hours on sunday nigga... this is Baltimore.