The most painful experience of your life

Wow, Doc Holiday made a reference (indirect or not) to Robobo in this thread. I am impressed.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

I have yet to hear someone chime in here who was a skater or snowboarder...I have a long list of terribly painful injuries from skating, and even worse ones from snowboarding. I stopped doing both at about the age of 21, while I was still invincible. At that time, none of them put me out for more than a week, except for a vicious ankle dislocation that took me out for about a month. Actually, the worst I ever felt was when I bruised my spleen skating. Hospital, can't breathe, pain...etc...lame.

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I've never broken a bone, but some of my worst pain ever has been snowboard related.
There was one night at ski club *yay highschool!* when I had just acquired my very first board and was attempting to outdo myself. I did many more jumps that night than I ever had and attempted doing many more tricks than I was at all capable of. I ended up falling and crashing, a lot.
I'm on one of my last few runs of the night, and I've had a few stupid mistakes where I've fallen backwards and landed solely on my ass and wrists. At this point, my wrists are hurting like fucking hell from falling on them/pushing myself up all night.
So I'm superman (no, Dole is not the only man of steel), and decide to go for a really big jump that I'd avoided all night at a much faster speed than I'd ever been comfortable with.
Not so long story short I completely bail mid-air and come down 10 feet flat on both wrists. I felt a snap and began to writhe in the snow for about 10 minutes before I managed to push myself back into a standing postion and make my way carefully down the mountain (this happened right near the peak.) I honestly wasn't able to use my hands to do anything for the next 5 days, and never went to have it looked at.
I dunno if I broke or just sprained something, but that was some of the most intense pain I've ever felt.

Save that one time I sat on the 14 inch cock. Tore me right the fuck up.

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Originally Posted by neoalphazero

Back in high school I hit a guard rail on my bike trying to avoid a car that pulled right in front of me. Guard rail cut open my pants and I slid about 6 feet on my penis. Knee was all screwed up too but concrete burn on dick was the only thing I noticed. *-neo

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this, more than any other, makes me cringe.

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Originally Posted by SpoDaddy

When I was 19 or 20 I went drunken pool hopping with a couple buddies and we came across the condo complex that my buddy's ex-g/f lived in. We decided to throw all the deck furniture into the pool and a glass table shattered loudly. Panicked and drunk, we just ran. I forgot my flip flops, which meant I ran across 30ft of concrete covered with shards of glass barefoot Die Hard-style. I got to the car and realized there was blood squirting out of my feet and shards of glass sticking out everywhere. I wrapped beach towels around my feet so the blood wouldn't gush all over the car and we sped to a friend's house. My buddies carried me inside, poured some whiskey in my mouth (I was real freaked out at this point and needed to be more drunk for what was to come). Next they poured whiskey all over my feet (which hurt like a motherfucker) and slowly pulled out all the shards. I passed out from either the pain, blood loss, or shock (or all three) as they finished and woke up on the couch with 18 blood-soaked ace bandages wrapped around my feet.

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This was at The Commie's apartment complex, wasn't it? Arjun and I had to pick you up and carry you to the car. The whiskey was Aaron's idea, hehe. That was nuts, and Logan pulled out all the glass. You were babbling like a maniac the entire time you were passed out.

I don't have any extreme pain things, just like Dolemite. If I get strep throat, though, it feels like someone is cutting my throat every time I swallow. Pretty tame, compared to some of the stuff in this thread. I also had a really bad migraine once that got so bad that I woke up in the hospital three hours after it first hit me. Also tame.

EDIT: Oh, was just reminded by some other posts, I was working on one of those colorful iMacs to repair the CRT and thought I had discharged the anode with the discharge tool. But the tool only took some of the 35,000 volts or whatever the number/measurement is. Flung me backwards into a wooden shelf. I passed out before hitting the shelf, but right before that was pretty crazy pain.

While working as an army medic, I was ordered to take some toxic waste to a chemical dump. While using my whole body to carry the drum, the lid pops off and liquid starts spilling out onto my uniform. It quickly seeps through and soaks my private parts completely.

Panic time...

I ran. I scrubbed. I ached.

PS. Sadly, chemical spills don't work like in the Godzilla movies, so I didn't grow some super mutant cock.

We really need to find out more about this Dakidski person.

Seriously. Maybe now I can understand his almost freakish devotion to Paris Hilton.

How could this possibly be linked to my Paris worship?

Your penis reacts to mutants now.

That's your power.

I can live with that. She's HAWT.

There's a million girls hotter. And less retarded.

Also that picture has so much airbrushing it's sickening.