I'm pretty sure once you've reached the highest rank in the KKK, you are then promoted to a homeowner's association committee. Once there, you can spy on tenants, put up notices for events that will never happen, force people to park a mile away from their building for "lot improvement" with a day's notice, and wake tenants up in the wee hours of the morning because you think they parked their car in the wrong spot. I'm sorry if anyone on this board is a part of any HOA because I am going to slaughter your family.

