The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

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Originally Posted by Aurora

If you were fucking a hot woman and she pooped during the sex would you still keep going or would u kick her lout?

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I would make her lick it off my nuts and then I would put her face in it and finish her off.

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Originally Posted by squall_vb

Kicking her in the lout is part of the erotic process.

So is shitting.

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Squall's been in Korea far too long already.

ps: did I really type that stuff? Oh man ...

I got shithoused last night with my brother. I did not post about it then because I did not want to pull an Advocate.

That's Germany, Advo. The girls here are fine upstanding citizens.

Also, I'm posting on TNL from a bar for the first time ever. Doshi's mobile skin kicks ass.

Drunk as all holy hell. Haven't had anything to eat all day but I'm eating a meatball hoagie now. Somebody needs to bump this thread. I'm going to sleep.

I think you just did bump it.

I pitted and halved six cherries and added them to my Jack and Coke. In the name of science.

That actually sounds deliscious. Jack and Coke over rum and Coke any day.

Does anyone know the specific effects of marijuana on the eye? I think it may fuck with the aperture or focal length, but I can't find anyone who bothered to research it.

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I'm wondering if any other pot smokers have this effect when they smoke. When I smoke a decent amount(2-3 bowls), my vision seems to get somewhat sharper and everything takes on a 2-D 'ish look to it. Only my good friend seems to get the same effect out of all my buddies; we refer to it as "HD Vision". Does any else experience this when they're high?

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Tito's Vodka and Diet Dr. Pepper x 4 = radiohead on the DTV and me and the dog on the couch. He sleeps, I space out to in rainbows. HOt