The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

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Originally Posted by Josh

I burst blood vessels in my face every time I throw up. I don't do anything half assed.

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Honestly? Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one. I thought I might just be a raging alcoholic...
In which case your post makes sense. Or used to.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

so, pineapple, do you remember the story you were supposed to tell me?
All I remember is some chick grabbing you and talking your ear off.

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You read/heard it later. Hot 42 yr old skank ass momma wanted my dirty man meat in her rotting skunk hole and I wouldn't put out.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Real men drink gasoline and chase it with 10w30.

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That's where the hair comes from.

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Originally Posted by B-Ri

im fixing for some drinkin right now before class.

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Jesus, that's where it starts. I'm pretty sure I already issued you a warning. Take heed or I'll come out there and smack some sense into you, boy.
(And there is an episode of Family Guy where Stewie calls Brian B-Ri 3 times or so and I cannot find the goddamned clip anywhere and dunno how to rip it, but I think of you every time <3)

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Originally Posted by Bailey

Edit: And Magnum PI.

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That show sucked.
Really, it did.

I will sodomize your mother if you talk shit about Magnum PI again you jerk.

You can talk shit about Magnum but not ONE WORD about Higgins. I'll fuck somebody up.

Magnum. World's greatest crime-fighting nickname, imo.

it was just the last session of a 3 hour class that ive learned absolutely nothing and even going that last day of was a waste of time

i just wanted a buzz to make it easier :X

B-Ri is slowly morphing into Rich Jr.

Won't that fuck up your balance?
I'm sure by now you're used to one loser riding your nuts, can you handle two?

Did you think of that all on your own or did you channel 2 year's worth of compass level douchebaggery?


Either way, good retort.

fuck.
I may as well admit it.
I had to IM Compass for it.
Next time, Gadget, next time.

LOL