i am so fucking trashed.
It was my moms birthday and she had her girlfriends over and she had some drinks, then a friend came over and we went to this bar in costa mesa
got SOOOOO trashed, god i love whiskey.
so anyways, wow am i drunkkkk, and tomorrow is my film friends rock band party, good times.... woooo
Drinking does solve problems imo. :(
I drank 2 liters in the shower yesterday to save money going out.
I saved ~$30 because of it.
I've also started liking JD. That does not make me happy.
Hillbilly
2:25 mark...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Oh, man. Bottle of Newcastle, two Sweeties (my signature drink), pint of Bass, a shot of Rumplemintz and a Wild Turkey and Coke. I do not feel good right now.
Wild Turkey fixes a lot of problems, but it also creates them too. Tonight was Maker's Mark, a bunch of Stellas, and a lot of screaming at each other for no reason and watching Return of the Living Dead. Not too bad.
Shower drinks are the best drinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
And Jeff Buckley is great.
It's Margarita Night at Casa del Squall, and it's fucking glorious.
Small Final 4 shindig at the crib, drinking a few Fat Tires and microwaving some yay (covers more surface area). 70 degrees outside, got the games on, windows open, the Clash playing, and a few pussy hounds who are down to hound some pussy later tonight.
Fuck that " boyfriend " shit. If you're the fucking man, you'll get that pussy..Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
My night is gonna be filled with baby powder, Stella Artois and wine. My ex is coming over for some meaningless sex. I hate myself sometimes ... but not right now :)
What's the baby powder for?
If I remember correctly, it's used for some purpose during the course of smoking marijuana cigarettes.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
I've never heard of this.
I don't know specifically what it would be for, either. I'm a pretty straight-and-narrow guy, and I resort strictly to alcohol when I need to not be myself for the evening, so I can't speak intelligently on the subject. But I do know that there is some sort of correlation between marijuana and baby powder in certain circles.
Huffing baby powder immediately after taking a gravity bong hit is like kissing God. French kissing God. It 's the marijuana version of a speedball. Some people call it the Powder Rush.
I completely made that shit up.
drunk dr mario for life homes!!!!!
4 glasses of wine + Dr Mario on NES = Hilarity
I had to stop because I left my glasses at work and I can no longer see the screen. So now Cat is losing to my husband. Its soooo funny.
you mean losing as in beating his ass!!!!! oh wait you dont.......
This is gold for sure... I still haven't slept yet and ex (?) GF just went home after being on the recieving end of baby powder dick for a 12 hr period. Thank God for Ambien or I'd never sleep :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch
I went down to Pacific Beach last night and got adequately drunk. On the cheap, too.
Then I got home and sent out two dozen facebook friend invite whatevers.
A GOOD NIGHT.
I know. Why the fuck did you friend request me on Facebook? Furthermore, why did I accept?
Dudes my farts smell fucking awesome when I'm drunk.
A bunch of hot sauce + beer= Farts that would wake the dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Detour
Delightful, Biffy. Keep it coming.
I like hot sauce in my grits.
EDIT: LLV: Holy nuts I want a screwdriver so bad right now...
EDIT II: CORN:Jim Bean > Jack DanielsQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich
True. But Jack Daniels is so tasty with Diet Coke.
:tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Evan Williams dosn't taste that bad.
LOL, "Jim Bean". That brings back memories. There were these two younger dudes in my neighborhood that were always out to prove their macho radicalness. Their main mode of macho expression was drinking as much "Jim Bean" as humanly possible. Kinda cute but not altogether endearing as they would inevitably puke at any party they showed up for.
Had dinner and drinks with Rich tonight at a Mexican place on my block called the Crazy Homies.
Good times were had. And a damn fine burrito and mojito on top of that.
Bad Memories. There are no such thing as good memories on Jim Bean.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaCrappa
I'll stick with Jack.
For reals, Jack over Beam anyday.
Also, the place Mr-K took me too was fucking awesome. Some of the best tex-mex I've ever had, in the US or otherwise. Really good $14 margaritas and mojitos, too.
JD is overrated. Especially considering the price. Maker's Mark FTW.
I concur with The Meach on that one.
For real. Fuck JD. That shit is trash that'll leave you with a nasty hangover.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
Tonight I drank a quarter of a bottle of Makers Mark, used a skillsaw in my kitchen sink to cut wood, framed 4 paintings and watched American Splendor twice on IFC. Good times.
Still a little drunk. Chrono Trigger featured article on Wikipedia today.
i've found it's very hard to find bartenders that can make a good mojito.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
The mojitos at this place were first class.
And for $14, they better be.
Unless it came w/a bj, you got robbed.
Mojitos are hard to make in a bar b/c of the fresh mint sprigs that ought to be used. Nobody stocks it regularly, and the stuff they do have on hand isn't always real fresh. Like a mint julep, they're best made at home.
Welcome to England, where shit cost 2x +.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
my friend makes the best fucking mojitos, and grows his mint in the backyard.
On the way home from the gym, I saw a sobriety check point.
Tonight is pub night, so I'ma go get fucked up and arrested lol. Back road to get home imo.
Go through the checkpoint imo. It'll be like a game to see if you can get through.
Drank way too much Beer and Shochu tonight... wheeee. Then they made me give a short speech in Japanese at the enkai tonight, that was not nice in the least.
But I then found out that one of the really cute new teachers at my school lives in the same city and not to far from me so I got her number tonight.
All in all a good evening.
Have you slept with every female teacher (whos attractive) in your school?
Unfortunately, prior to the start of this new school year there weren't any attractive single teachers at my school.
Now we have 3. :)
for some reason while reading this, i thought of the scene in Stand by Me. "train dodge.....dig it".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
http://i30.tinypic.com/2qbhocp.jpg
As I sit here at my PC, to my right I have a pot of Hendricks gin, a bottle of The Glenlivet, Some Wild Turkey and Greygoose, aswell as some really fucking great wines. What did I get drunk on last night?
Fucking guava cruisers. ughghhghghhhhhhh
wtf is a guava cruiser?! sounds like another way to say oral sex...
drunk nintendo for llife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I just got back from the bar and couldn't get hammered because I drove there. But this huge joint I just rolled up is going to knock my ass out. Yeah, I'm definitely not going to be able to finish this.
Pussy. 2004 Brand would laugh in your face.
I'm a shadow of my former self. :sweat:
I'm also really fucking ripped already. :tu:
I feel much more intoxicated now than when I got into my car. Like holy shit.
And I haven't had a drink in over an hour.
Fuck it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Good show, my good man. Niggas gotta get home somehow.
http://www.liquorhomedelivery.com.au...S+GUAVA+CARTONQuote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1208104806
Who would be the receiver in this scenario?Quote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
me i hope
Zing?
LOL, okay, you're not too bad, catsmeow. We just have to make sure Korian knows how to do a guava cruiser.
hahahahahaha i wish i could rep
You're going to break that poor boy's fragille heart.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
He's Korean. He's used to it.
lol korea
Its snowing.
I gave blood today at work. Then I went to the pub and had two drinks. Now I'm good. Cheap date imo.
I thought you weren't going to do that anymore! Is Mooch the weatherman?Quote:
Originally Posted by Destin
No, we had a big jam out at my place until like 6 am.
I hate you for telling your mom I'm responsible for winter.
Did I? She only remembers you as "that new york kid"
I just got home from my friends place where I drank half a bottle of vodka in like 90 minutes, and I fucking needed this. Sorry Ramon I was in way too fucking bad of a mood tonight to actually hang out in Hoboken.
You told her I gave you your first line, or at least this is what you told me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Destin
I'm glad you told me AFTER I met her, though. Shit would've been awkward.
You think she cares. Poor rich.
oh hello! 7-11 sandwiches aren't so bad at these times. pretty tasty.
I am fighting a very serious temptation to drink the Newcastles that I have in the fridge.
Drinking alone is not good for me, plz blv.
How is that? I think I may crack open my pinot noir...
Because if I'm bored, sitting at home alone, and I start drinking, I dont limit myself.
And if that happens, I'll get pretty heavy on the sauce. Then I start to get all overly depressed about shit.
Depressed? Really? I down a bottle of wine or a half bottle of gin and I just fall asleep.
Last night, I played the two most awesome beer pong rounds of my life (with Newcastle, thank you very much). We were on fire! When it came down to the last cups during the first round, me and Brad both popped the ball in. The second round, one of the partners playing against us got really mad because we were down to one cup each and my partner made the shot into the last cup. He kept going on saying that I was cheating (blowing the ball out of the cup incorrectly or shooting over the table, which I wasn't doing). I told him that if he really thought that, he could make two shots at our last cup, but he was just hopping mad. So, he told me that I had to make it into their last cup to call it a win. I was like, "Fine, what if I get it in? Then, what?" "Then, get it in." I went, WHOOSH! Popped that baby straight into the cup. He proceeded to talk a whole bunch of shit, and his girlfriend had to escort him home. Lol.
Drinking to excess by yourself is a real big indicator that you're possibly an alchoholic. I mean a glass of wine here and there, or a beer when you're mowing the grass is one thing. Downing 12 beers while playing GTA4 by your lonesome isn't even fun, how can you even tell if you have a buzz?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Stand up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
It's not like I do this often. The last time was Superbowl Sunday, and even then Opaque was sitting on the couch eating nachoes with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
But there's been a few times where I've downed 6-10 drinks in two or three hours just because I've been having a bad day/week/month.
I do indeed know that it is not good for me, but at those given times I just really didnt care. I had a problem with it, yeah, and I dont particularly like admitting it. It makes me feel weak knowing that things are sometimes are out of reach. I should be able to control such simple things like my job and school and relationships -- but a lot of the time I fail to summon whatever will power or determination is needed.
And when those days had come to a close, I'd say hola to the Dos Equis in the fridge.
i never realised how much not eating affected your ability to take alcohol. I've only hade 5 or 6 beers and im pretty drunk. Went to poker and had fun but went fairly shit, had constant beers until we left. making fun of cunts is so good when your drunk lol.
just keep it in mind.
catsmeow doesn't get rep points, she gets flannel points. +1 flannel for smooching a fish.
Ohhh, headache. I don't get the hangovers that most people have the next day, but when I push the limit, I get the unhappy headache right after I have the drink. Lol, a good indication, in the words of Bill Cosby, "Don't have another", is when my lips go numb.
I had a fucked up week, and will have a not-so-good one next week so I went to see my boys play and I had way too many drinks too fast. Luckily, I maintained composure throughout.
I hadn't drank in forever and mixed too much scotch with beer last night. Now i'm pumped up on codeine to try and get rid of this pounding headache.
Your mom gets pumped up to get rid of her pounding headaches.
realtalk
I had three beers in three hours and I feel entirely more wasted that I should be. Sweet goddamn jesus. I love being a cheap date.
Next thursday we're celebrating Opaque's woman's birthday AND the end of the semester. I'm not sure how that is all going to work out. I am excited.
Dude holy fuck my friend is probably passed out in a ditch at Sungod somewhere fuck I need to find him.
Dude like shit Opaque and I will be there in 30 mins get your fucking Pumas on lets roll.
I was watching WWE (hardly) and have had the equal iof like 10 beers, luckilly Tain drove me, I feel. Fan. Tastic. I cannot wait for the NY get together someone is going to slap me for being this drunk so cheaply. Fuck I cannot wait, I really wish, it was June.
A ten-beer-drunk is not cheap at a bar or other establishment where spirits are available.
Carry a flask. Perfect for emergency drinking!
10 beers over the course of 4 hours. And there wasn't much room for more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
MD niggas disagree.
200 beers in one night for, what, 12 people? It may have actually been less. So yeah, suck on that.
I was blown away by how much beer got consumed that evening. I thought it impossible to run out, but we crushed all that shit.
I am So drunk here in hollywood. But I have a d d so good. Some oc friends came up. Martinis here are Hellas strong, i used the delete button on my iPhone more than any key today, LOL
p.s.
sorry to whoever has to clean up the intersection of PCH and antia.
sorry.
You're turning into Rich, when Rich was 18...........