Captain Jack Sparrow drinks rum. nvmQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
Also, I'm intrigued by Sailor Jerry. I must check it out soon.
Captain Jack Sparrow drinks rum. nvmQuote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
Also, I'm intrigued by Sailor Jerry. I must check it out soon.
Sparrow is played by Johnny Depp, the most effeminate leading man in two decades (but you knew that already). +1 squall
I'm not drunk yet but working on it after helping a friend move shit.
Me + beers + either Gears or a movie sounds like a plan.
Not a fan of rum usually, but the Cap'n is where I go when the mood strikes.
I just had two huge glasses of vodka with a shot of OJ. Not drunk yet but feeling it for sure.
I'm gettin there.
Having some Coopers Pale Ale. mmmmmmmm.
Just had a 40' of mickeys, not totally drunk but i'm drunk.
Got home from work at midnight, and sat on the patio with a few Absolut Mandarin on the rocks. Near full moon and nicely temperate, one last great night before Fall rain and cold hits.
It's margarita night at Casa del Martin, and it's a beautiful fucking thing.
Newsflash: It's no longer 1992, and House of Pain no longer performs as a group.Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
What, they rapped about Mickey's or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
Last time I drank a chick tried to objectify my penis.
That means you're doing it right.
I took a bunch of Vicodin & Percocet earlier and I've got a nice full body buzz going on right now.
I'm actually starting to miss pot. It's been about 3 years since I stopped daily smoking and about a year since I last smoked at all.
Whiskey plus porch equals hey it's morning how did I get back inside? Rape?
Incredibly drunk right now. I helped my boss hook up with a cute Asian chick and the woman who gave me no play on Sunday was upset I left without making a move tonight. Good times.
I drank a twelve pack of Widmer. Now I'm drinking this Joose shit. It's pretty strong. Tastes like shit. Itchy tasty. Fuck San Diego.
I'm still drunk. The kicker? So is my boss. Easy day at work confirmed.
Why San Diego?Quote:
Originally Posted by JetsToBrazil
Something I made for some friends last week: I heated up some spiced cider (Zeigler's brand) in the coffeemaker and added a good amount of dark rum. It was great for hanging out and chilling on the back porch on a cold night.
Drinking for the first time in 10 weeks (lol kid).
Two (albeit very strong) vodkas in and I'm feeling very nice indeed. Is it lolscience that your resistance to alcohol wavers if you abstain for a while? Previously, 2 drinks wouldn't even make a dent.
Had a few beers to celebrate a friend's birthday, working on an assignment in the library due at midnight, and then walking back across the street to continue drinking hell yeah.
I ate some mixed nuts where the almonds featured bugs. Bugs that burrowed into the almonds and made their little faggot bug homes. There were cocoons, and not the kind that star Wilford Brimley. I threw up for an hour, burst most every single blood vessel in my face and one or two in my eyes and did 5 straight shots of ouzo to "kill the germs"
I am ready to go to war.
Pics or it didn't happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
For real I want to see those pics.
Also posting on TnL while intoxicated is my most looked-forward to activity of the day, especially in threads that I know nothing about.
I remember when I was bursting blood vessels. :portalhug:
Wow, doing this homework while slightly tipsy was super fast and kind of fun. I'm ready to go back out on the town ftw.
Josh, that is gross, awesome, and sorry to hear man.
4pm.
Half bottle of rum and Im kicked. My stomach is back in good working order, so I should be back here periodically. Feel like sinning right now.
Also, taste in music today is retro/bad/weird. White Palms from BMRC. Like you give a fuck. Also GG. Why.
I'm about to get SO BAKED!!! THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1229145692
That there's quite the classy pipe, sir.
Damn, need any more stems?
Looks kinda like grass. Like the kind that grows on the lawn.
edit: and now I am embarrassed for not even noticing in the first place and ruining a perfectly good joke, wtg grave
My first taste of Southern Moonshine and I am fucked up.
It's my first day off in a week, so I rented a game from Blockbuster, and I've been drinking vodka since 5. I'm feeling pretty nice right now. Tomorrow I get to wipe down tables and do dishes, so I will be finishing this liter tonight and enjoying it without worrying about having to cook someone's food.
This could also go in the life is good thread.
Lately I've just bee like fcuk it, ya know?
I love to blow bomb, and I envision myself in the future smokin' erryday. I'm sick of societys perception of the holy herb, I mean if hemp were legal like we would be out of this recession. I love cali-grown purp and I love to blaze everyday all the time.
Who gives a fcuk right? Just livin' my life...
Edit: Look at this hot ass beybb, man this is my kinda girl hehe, one who knows how to have a kool ass time!! hell yeah hehe.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...2/weedgirl.jpg
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Originally Posted by nocturne
PM sent!Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
Yeeeaaaahh dude, it's all this goverment conspiracy to keep us peacful tokers down!! I mean not one person has ever died from weed! It's one of the best medications too, it's the textile and oil industires lobbying to keep it out because it would drive them out of business...I hate the goverment...
lol
... were those posts serious?
duuuuuuuuuuuude
Duuude, i'm GONE right now. Had like 3 blunts to the face and a tall can of bud(not that kind, I wish it was).
Yeah Im drunk.
Beer pong, 4 bottles of beer of various brands, 5 cups of a mix of beer, vodka, country time lemonade and mountain dew the concoction is called Jesus juice ... I'm saved.
Holy shit.
That sounds absolutely terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
A buddy of mine was there and managed to snap this pic of Radvo gettin holy:
Click for full size
He makes religion look like fun!
lol nice Kim Jong-il glasses.
those glasses are awesome.
OI'm drunk. holy crap. goodnight.
best birthday evar.
im so fucjkibng druink right now its aWEOME"?
HOOOooooooooooooooo
Drunk. Another fight, at Inn-Out. Won.
I'm not drunk.
But I am calling all of your parents about this!
Last night I had a very large quantity of drinks within a short period of time, projectile vomited on a screen door as I was heading out (from the porch to the outside), and lol'd for a few minutes straight when I heard someone say "WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE PUKED ON THE FUCKING DOOR"
haha, that is great.
Okay, I got a 12-er of cans for a small party around a fire. I think cheap beer is almost a necessary here, so I got the cheapest at the store I was in: Steel Reserve. It was swill, but I now understand this face-numbing sensation that has been spoken.
face numbing!
fuck the colts :(
lol @ the Colts.
Kidding. They played a really good game. I thought they had it there for a second. Had to make a martini to get me through the fourth quarter. And then just kept making martinis. Which led me to this thread.
Steel Reserve is great. There's no point in buying any other 40.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
malt liquor is disgusting.
most of us have enough money to not buy such shit.
I have not actually gotten drunk in probably 5 weeks, no big deal. I haven't been able to drink alot because I've been the driver for probably 4 months. I'm done with Antibiotics and I think my ear is finally getting better. So I am planning on being wasted Saturday night.
This is the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Nobody over 19 should ever drink malt liquor, EVER.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
Steel Reserve is the worst headache in your fucking life the next day.
Do you have any pretty fences in mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
sangria says helloQuote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Red wine called to say what's up also.
Steel Reserve is the only beer that can black a man out. I'm fairly certain that that is it's intended purpose.
I haven't had a wine hangover in ages. If you drink cheap shit or mix your drinks it can be fucked, but on the whole its fine imo.
Now gin is another story...
I only had a few of the Steel Reserves. Three I think. I was tipsy, but it felt like a really... dirty tipsy. I could have huffed gasoline and felt the same, I think.
Right now, I am feeling fine after drinking 3/4 of a bottle of Fish Eye Pinot Grigio. There's a time for good wine, and there's a time for $5 a bottle. A nice meal deserves the good stuff, sitting around with friends watching Flight of the Conchords is just fine with cheap wine.
Fish Eye is gross imo. Gross name, gross wine.
Cat took to long to get here for dinner, so I drank half a bottle of wine by myself on an empty stomach. I'm tipsy, and I blame her.
Like I said, $5 a bottle. It's more a matter of me wanting to hold the elitism back; I already have that with beer. And even with beer, I try to limit myself to splurging on porters and stouts. There are so many beverages to get into out there, that I have to just put the brakes on somewhere.
Fish Eye... yeah, who would name their company that? Oh well.
Well, I spent an extra $4 on a bottle of Berringer tonight, so I guess I'm not one to talk. At least the name is better.
I don't taste the name. ;) Strangely, the naming with beer can be quite the opposite... the worse the sound, the better. Old Engine Oil? Delicious.
Budweiser 40' ftw!
Went to some ghetto party where the guy was giving away swishers out of a box lol. Then his friend pulled a 45' out to tell people to leave lmao.
It was sick.
You're like a caricature.
My night begins with a nice bottle of red wine, and then perhaps some strange cocktail concoctions with Chambard liquor. You know, the raspberry derived one? Oh I'll keep you folks updated.
Did I mention some guys were going to use a Romeo y Julieta cigar to roll a fat blunt! Fekin' awesome man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
...............
Also, stop buying bullshit bags, then you won't need to waste an 1/8th on one blunt.
I got incredibly shitfaced this weekend. It was fun since it was with my boss and co-workers.
Friday night I was with a co-worker and her two roommates who are very cute but are looking for relationships. I'll plant the seeds but I don't expect much from either one. My co-worker Kevin got some dude to try and kiss me and that ended poorly for the guy but I think he understood my reaction. Kevin got some shit from the guy he was with because he got someone hurt but the night was solid. Stumbled home by about 4:30 a.m.
Last night we all went to my boss's loft in Brooklyn for some afternoon brews at 3 p.m. It was pretty much all gay dudes, me, his roommate and his roommate's g/f, and two ugly chicks. I got stupid drunk and danced to Fat Bottomed Girls while downing a ton of vodka. The nice thing is that I've made a connect for more affordable stuff so I think I have a new hook-up. That was supposed to end at 7 p.m. but ended at 12:30 a.m.
I need to relax before the summer or I'm not going to live long enough to see 2010.
I made some Gin and Tonics, god damn do I love Gin and Tonics. Went through a small bottle of it while the girlfriend had Mojito's, while baking cinnamon cupcakes with cinnamon frosting, and chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting which are fucking delicious.
Gin and Chocolate, hmmmm....How did that work out?
Drank the Gin & Tonics during the baking process, then had some chocolate milk and cupcakes. Suppose I could have tried mixing some Gin in, but why mess with an awesome thing.
I would drink gin and tonic even if it wasn't alcoholic. Its so damn delicious.
I'm offended by the sexist and misogynist title in the thread tittle...
shut your mouth motherfucker.
I want to physically fuck that entire paragraph.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
I have no clue what you mean by that. Is it so good that you want to fuck it or you just want to fuck it up because you hate it so much?
If anyone seriously hates cinnamon or chocolate cupcakes then they just need to die.
Last night, I once again realized one of my strange mannerisms that arises during intoxication... intense hugging. Meaning, if I am around friends, I have to spread the love. I give really good hugs, too.
I got a hold of some pot for the first time in quite a while last night. It's just as nice as I remember it being.
I haven't smoked weed in forever, don't really mind either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
i came....:_)Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
I bought a case of MGD 40s and Newcastle Imperial Pints (18.4oz) for $20 after employee discount at work today.
I love 40s. Such a perfect amount of beer when x2.
And for you wine drinkers out there....for an incredible white OR red blend that is neither sweet nor dry and only $10-12, check out Menage a Trois Red or White.
It's fucking delicious wine. I've yet to try the non-blended Folie a Deux line because we only carry the Cabernet and they're double the price, but I can't imagine it not being awesome. I recommend everyone try the blends, for sure, though.
http://www.wine.com/V6/Folie-a-Deux-...&cid=NexTagCom
I picked up lots of sprite and a $4 bottle of Gin. There's no way that Gin can be very good. I forget what it is, but it starts with an L.
I'm drinking a Carlsberg Elephant malt liquor right now from Denmark and I love it. You should be able to find it pretty easy according to my Danish friends. It's got a really malty taste, which I like a lot; it's also got 7.2% alcohol by volume.
My buddy just shot through with some shit I have not set eyes upon since college.
Yes sir
No one ever watches those videos, fyi.
I do, and I don't and haven't ever cared what you think, my music knowledge is about 100 times greater than yours.
You should try going through life not trying to impress everyone, you would like yourself better.
Just put down an uncounted number of large beers at my dad's surprise birthday party. ABout to eat myself some xanax and play CoD. I should be going out but fuck if i'm driving anywhere right now.
I must know more. Gilbey's gin is no longer horrible enough to elicit a reaction from my body so I know I'm still paying too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
I lost a stripe in gears tonight due to jawdogs assiness.. So I'm trying to get it back all hammered.... not working well since I ran out of beer, have to work in 7 hours, broke open a bottle of wine (I don't drink wine)... and am utterly confused right now. 2 more matches max... WTF.
fuck
Doing things drunk never works out, though it may seem like a good idea at the time.