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weed sucks imo
I'm on my 9th Amber Bock of the night and I'm feeling nifty. Elkino is a wussy and is only on his like 5th or so. I'm aiming to finish my 12 pack and start on the crap on the side of our fridge. Which is really shitty stuff (pumpkin beer FTL).
Know how Josh knows you're gay?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
Me and a friend finished a Heineken mini-keg.
I've been flirting with some really cute girl for the last couple days. It's looking good.
The pic of my meat log I sent him tipped him off didn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
hey fuck you, im also talkin to bitches and lookin at boobies!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
make sure you drink that wood chuck shit first!
Team pecker jousting for timber and elkino confirmed for 12am.
He is a cutie pie.
HA!! oh man i hope i don't get that drunk, last thing i want to end this night with is scissoring timber, lol!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Just post pics and get it over with guys.
lol!!
"scissor me timbers"
Calm down now, you gotta sex me up first. I don't give it up to just anyone.
remember when Ms garrison said that in the 300 spoof episode
"scissor me timbers"
best shit ever! lol
This is as close as you're gonna get.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
*stolen from Elkino's myspace*
Not nearly enough ravishing going on, try harder.
wtf at all the Browns love in here?
They're in Ohio
Yeah, I know. That still doesn't explain Browns love.
LOL
dude the Browns are the best
Cleveland's best.
i dunno, im not really into the sports thing a lot, i just go by what Timber tells me, lol!
I'll bet. also: cocks :wink:
oh myogs i am the drunkest ihave ever been
why am i on tnl
B/c you love TNL, Sats.
And TNL loves you.
i gyuess so
like sreriousl;y i don't even drink EVER
I had two beers and I feel like I've had many more. I am still being affected by that goddamn pot brownie. Jesus.
Also: Sats, get rready for the meetup. Drinking is required. I think.
o hayQuote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
I did a bad thing, everyone was sober and I made everyone do shots with me until hey 4 AM whoops nobody can go to bed now and I can't even remember the last time I have been this messed up and I barely even smoked the weeds
SMOKEQuote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
haha seriously. That was my first bunch of full drinks in...2 years I think? Well, I'm ready for anything now. crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Anything? Alright. Your first drink is on me.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1203104580Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
Ok.
Wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
nah i think you're the wrong one, Weed is pretty awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
It's not good if you're trying to play Halo, as I found out. Weed obliterates me. I spent the entire time walking into a corner.
I'm intoxicated.
Try playing on Percs, with 0 tolerence to pain killers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Any change in motion, sound, or color, with cause you to literally freeze and tilt your head slightly right, as if you had never quite seen it that way before.
Over and over again.
ugh
8am, just walked in the door, and really hungover.
Did you dip your twig and berries into some dudes blood pudding?
Went out last night, had exactly one beer before my friend called me to bail him out of jail. OVI for him. That sucks.
I've fulfilled half of my goal in my PM, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Did he go for that "I'm just an experimenting american, nothing more can become of this." line we worked on for you?
A little drunk and just getting home from seeing some local bands. One band was really fucking good, the rest were pretty meh.
Yes.
See, told you that not giving a fuck would be a success, please post pics of the conquest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
LOL
My god it is late right now. I guess it doesn't matter since I have today off for some holiday that's going on. Tonight (last night) it's been Killians Irish Red (not very good) Widmer Hefeweizen and Newcastle. I bought Death Wish from Borders to watch later. No dice.
Easily had one of the most hammered and intoxicated weekends I have had in a long long time. 20 people went up to Niagara Falls for my best friends bachelor party. 6 total hours of sleep + making money in the casino + whores + drugs + etc. misc craziness * 10,000 = me being dead.
My roommate just bought 32 8/500 codeines for 2pounds over the counter.
Welcome to Europe.
ummm no....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
lol Browns... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
Yes, you totally know my preferences.Quote:
Originally Posted by Changeling
Good show, Changeling!
i was prompted to write a long drawn out soliloquy but then i remembered lol wait no more sad posts.
im drunk (ata PUB fuck you biff) so thats about it. and i almost fell down the stairs.
but i had a pb&j and now i feel better. woot.
I definitely got drunker than I ever want to again last night. I'm pretty sure I spent a total of 3 hours puking (Though I think it was mainly because lots of alcohol and no food = bad).
Also going into some all black club, with a 10 dollar cover charge and no real entertainment other than rap is stupid, and I want to punch my friend for suggesting we go in there.
I feel pretty damn great today though, small headache that's about it. Tired but meh.
Just got back from a "Bowling for Charity" gig I went to for the benefit of the Akron Childrens hospital. I threw a 198 then I got hammered and threw a 111. LOLs.
Afterwords we went to a bar called legends and I defiled myself i n the proper manner.
Uh oh, room sorta spinning.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Spin the opposite direction as fast as you can. Only way to stop it.
LOL, I just put down two bottles of water. I'm cool.
You should jump around and make sure that water sloshes around and fully mixes in your stomach.
I did a hand stand off a back round off, everything is chipper bud.
video pls.
20.00 for standard DVD
40.00 for blue ray
I will buy that shit HiDef motherfucker, just make sure you didn't fall on your face.
Actually I'd pay for that in hidef as well.
I have a stuntman.
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Qudd10/joshgore.jpg
Gordon Biersch is damn tasty. I never realized it til now.
Its thursday and you know what that means.
Your ex buys you a shot.
Yeah I dont get it either.
But hey its free booze so why the fuck not.
Also: horray new castle.
Hit it, imo.
Fighting some Ambien right now. 2 of them. If I remember to come back, I'll post something of zero importance :)
I'm drunk for the first time in over a month, and it's fucking glorious. Right now I'm enjoying some tasty beer and listening to a kickass compilation CD I put together a couple months back.
Not that anyone gives a flying fuck, but there ya go.
Is it the one I helped with because that one kicks total ass.
You would be correct, sir. It was the perfect evening driving CD for my vacation, and it still goes down smooth on an evening of melancholy drinking. It might just be the greatest compilation disc ever. You contributed... end of fucking story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
I'll stop now, before Frog shows up and accuses us of sucking each other's dicks or something.
Frog has no power to complain about who sucks off who here at TNL, he participates!
Fun! I take it that since you didn't report back, you were be sure to wipe after you shit on the kitchen floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Changeling
Bad, bad things can happen staying up on Ambien. I had to learn this lesson the hard way a number of times. :(
Pls go into detail!
Circle jerk @ 12:30. Everyone plz be here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Pacific or East Coast time?
East Coast. I'll bring the Astroglide and some Ketel One.
Damn, balla...I'd only bring KY and Popov.Quote:
Originally Posted by squall_vb
Why waste money on KY when you could just spit. It worked on Brokeback.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
Fuck Ketel One, Chopin pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by squall_vb
Grey Goose imo
Never saw that movie. I blv though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Chopin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.......>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Grey Goose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Fact.
I wouldn't know anything about that movie... *ahem*Quote:
Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Terribly overrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
At least the scenery was nice in Brokeback.
Also, Belvedere FTW!
Incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by squall_vb
Incorrect ruling overturned. The dynamic was changed after a name-drop in a fucking Fergie song.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Good thing I don't listen to Fergie.
You're a better person for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
I'm snowed in. That means I'm eating a bunch of percs, smoking a ton of buds, and playing a ton of video games.
DO U HAVE ROCK BAND?
NO I DO NOT. ::TEAR::
So im trashed and tried to hook up with some girl but she was like nooo you're hookin up with emily i wish you weren't but you're with her
she was hot too
lame
I'm starting to wonder if Rich has a substance abuse problem.
Nah, he has it under control.
The girl and I went out dancing last night. I got into the club with my old-ass expired CT ID. We got toasted and danced for a bit, then we went over to one of the couches. Bouncer comes by and it's pretty obvious I've got my fingers in her, kicks us out. We stumbled home, had some more to drink and then had rough sex. I can't tell if these are hickeys from her kissing my neck or from when she was holding me really tightly there.
Everyone at work was looking at me like I'm nuts. It was hilarious.
And why is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES!
AND YOU LIVE IN EUROPE NOW! EVERYONE SMOKES OVER THERE!