Just kidding! BWA HA HA HAAA!!
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p.s. This is no joke!
Just kidding! BWA HA HA HAAA!!
http://www.gexpress.com/images/produ...168101838f.jpg
p.s. This is no joke!
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HAHAHA! That is the best cover art since Irritating Stick!
Makes you think, who does Namco think they are selling this too...:confused:
more of these cryptic thread titles Pa was talking about. you could have just put "nekked Tekken dude" and people would have still looked.
Well, mebbe there are more female Tekken players who have a thing for muscular old men in Japan than we're aware of. They've sure got THAT market covered :lol:
Wow, Heihachi in a Diper X 25 !!! :lol:
And I thought one was freaky enough. Why Namco? Why !
*walks in room*
"Hi, is this hands across America?"
*Stand with mouth agasp, turn around, run like hell*
*-neo
Alright, when I load a pic, and the first thing I think is, "Oh NO! Cho Anki released a new game in the series!" and it turns out to be part of one of the largest and most well-known fighter franchises in gaming right now, that simply can't be good.
At all. I mean, even in the slightest. Even the littlest, tiny bit. And since we all of my Tekken love, I think we all know I'm probably going to have the hardest time letting this one die.
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Dear lord, that is the funniest thing ever, while, at the same time, being the most disturbing thing ever.
At first glance, it looks like they're all holding hands.
I shudder to think how the American box art would look, if they keep with the time-honored tradtition of making it worse. That doesn't seem possible in this case.
That same picture hand-drawn by the guy who did the American Street Fighter Alpha cover for PS.Quote:
Originally posted by Melf
I shudder to think how the American box art would look, if they keep with the time-honored tradtition of making it worse. That doesn't seem possible in this case.
*falls to the ground twitching over the thought*
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Originally posted by Melf
At first glance, it looks like they're all holding hands.
I shudder to think how the American box art would look, if they keep with the time-honored tradtition of making it worse. That doesn't seem possible in this case.
Thats the cover to the OST not the game. And, if you were aware that is was the OST when you said that, I doubt it would get a US release anyway.
But anyway, I dunno what Namco was thinking. I guess it was to piss off all the people(Everyone)who despised Hei's 1p outfit. Ouch.
I know it's the OST. Not all are imports ya know. :)
Regardless, it's still horrible. And that guy who did the Alpha 1 artwork is still alive? I thought he'd have been shot by now...
Classic.Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
Alright, when I load a pic, and the first thing I think is, "Oh NO! Cho Anki released a new game in the series!" and it turns out to be part of one of the largest and most well-known fighter franchises in gaming right now, that simply can't be good.
Doy. :confused:
That Tekken 4 soundtrack cover is the most gay videogame-related thing I've seen since that "homoerotic shooter" game Big Brother that EGM ran an article on a while back. Thanks, FighterX, for scarring me for life. :(
You really have to wonder about Namco's character designers. One one hand, they create a hot momma like Ivy from Soul Calibur, and then turn around and say, "hmmmm...you know, video games don't have enough old men in thong diapers. Let's put Heihachi in a pair of g-string Depends, and have him walk to the ring with his bare, pasty ass in full view of the camera! That'll get the chicks in the arcades!". Good lord. At least his ass doesn't jiggle like Ivy's does. Yes, I've looked closely enough to notice that Ivy's ass does indeed jiggle (when you stop short after sidestepping- I'm a perv). A videogame first, I believe.
BTW, FighterX, I love the title of this thread. :lol:
So you did a close up inspection of Heihachi too? To notice the lack of said jiggle? ;)
Don't be silly. Of course I did. Purely in the interest of science. Now excuse me while I go stare at Heihachi's crusty old ass for a few more hours... ;)
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Hey, and so does Taki's Breasts and Boobies ( even in Soul Blade/Edge ), and Xianghua's, and Nina's in Tekken 4 when she does her multi-throws ( that's a ghetto booty :rolleyes: ). .....I'm a perv, so sue me :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Good lord. At least his ass doesn't jiggle like Ivy's does. Yes, I've looked closely enough to notice that Ivy's ass does indeed jiggle (when you stop short after sidestepping- I'm a perv). A videogame first, I believe.
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Don't be silly. Of course I did. Purely in the interest of science. Now excuse me while I go stare at Heihachi's crusty old ass for a few more hours...
Why do I have a feeling this soundtrack will be consisting of nothing but the "ouchies, I just got kicked/punched/butt raped" sound effects from all the male fighters in Tekken 4 :confused:
Yeah, and Ivy's boobies jiggle too, but we're talking asses here, son. ;) And I don't recall any fighting babe's ass jiggling other than Ivy's. :sweat:Quote:
Originally posted by FighterX
Hey, and so does Taki's Breasts and Boobies ( even in Soul Blade/Edge ), and Xianghua's, and Nina's in Tekken 4 when she does her multi-throws ( that's a ghetto booty :rolleyes: ). .....I'm a perv, so sue me :lol:
Ivy owns. She's one of my fav. fighting game females. But trust me, look at Nina in T4.Quote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Yeah, and Ivy's boobies jiggle too, but we're talking asses here, son. ;) And I don't recall any fighting babe's ass jiggling other than Ivy's. :sweat:
I intend to, the next chance I get... :)
nice
well that was interesting.
She's the complete package when you factor in the psychotic laugh :) *-neoQuote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Yeah, and Ivy's boobies jiggle too, but we're talking asses here, son. ;) And I don't recall any fighting babe's ass jiggling other than Ivy's. :sweat:
Yea, I LIKE that psychotic laugh... :D Yummy.