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break ups suck, really badly.
Let me guess, it was her or the PS3?
Wrong thread. Get blitzed, commiserate and hit something new. You'll feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Ri
Speeding tickets in bullshit speed traps when you think you're actually going the speed limit but are actually going 10 over suck. Fuck that noise.
Sounds like 303 by Richfield where the speed limit goes from 55 to 40 for no good fucking reason.
Yeah, this was Warrensville & Mayfield where the speed limit goes from 35 to 25 and back up to 35 in a span of 100 yards. The worst part is, when I noticed I was going 35 I turned to my buddy and was like "wait, it's 25 here isn't it?" and as he answered I passed a cop. Go figure I get my first ticket in years when I actually thought I was going the speed limit.
Yeah I lived out that way for a few years. Mayfield Road sucks, you always have speed traps and checkpoints in Lyndhurst.
My girlfriend doesn't get HD service at her apt, but we have my HD set here now. I go out yesterday and buy rabbit ears just so I can watch the Pats game today in HD. Hook them up now, I get every major network perfectly in HD, along with 50 channels of Mexican dudes selling used cars EXCEPT CBS. I live in the middle of Los Angeles, about 500 feet from CBS Studios incidentally.
LOL, an excuse to go to the bar, take it and run with it.
My car is leaking more and more anti-freeze so now it's a problem I can no longer ignore. My Dad said he'd take it in for me and I can drive the truck to work on Monday. It may potentially be an expensive fix, and if that's the case, I'm sick and tired of all the fuck-ups my car has been through in the last 2 years, and I'm just gonna sell it and get another car.Quote:
my car battery died yesterday in north county, had to get a jump and run circles around town finding a Pep Boys, for some reason google maps is all fucked up and was checkerboarding the same picture on the maps.
Josh growing up.
It's like being the last single guy in the group...
I'm gonna go out for a walk. I'll be back soon.
Got up to fucking awesome 8 degree weather today (-12 with windchill) at 5:30 am. Door on car was froze shut IN my garage it was so cold.
dude, you gotta tell the officer that you were going at the speed limit and then ask them if the gun was calibrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
LOL are you serious? This isn't 1988 anymore, they calibrate the guns every morning. The best thing you can do is suck it up and waive the ticket, challenging the cops authority is probably not the best solution.
Truth. I know better than questioning a cop when he has you pulled over. It can only lead to bad things. Plus my insurance isn't going to go up and it's only $105, so it's not that big of a deal. I just hate having a ticket on my record since I just had everything cleared off of it!
You can go to court and ask the judge for no points, if your court is in Mayfield the lady judge is very very NICE.
Or you could take the points and don't fuck up for a while.
It doesn't really matter.
I think I just hurt my arm fucking around in the woods with my dogs.
Just what I need.
ADMIT IT THEY BIT YOU!
LOL, god damn evil pitbulls.
How do you not know? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by PaCrappa
I really want a drink right now, but I know if I do my poor health/stomachpains/impendingdeath will continue, and I can't take it anymore. The sad thing is if I did drink tonight my stomach pain would go away for the night, but be back in full force when I wake up. I felt so wretched today that I nearly passed out on the deep fryer at work. Fucking alcohol, look what you've done to me!
At your age you should not be having these problems sir. I think you have an ulcer.
Expensive text books are whats bugging me today, but I did get some free hot chocolate and a cookie, so maybe I shouldn't complain.
just chill out man. find me more dead cats.
Yeah, hot chocolate and a cookie is serious business.
Shit happens all the time. But only some of it matters. The shit happened and I'm still not sure if it matters. It'll take a day at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
I played guitar for like an hour just now so it's looking good, but guitar isn't that strenuous on my right arm.
We were 3 games in to our poker season, and so far i had come 8th twice and 7th once out of 75-80 people. Last night we had our fourth game, and I totally bombed. I was out before the blinds even went up, placing 70th or something. Then I proceeded to get raped in the cash games afterwards.
If you aren't having a good night, always call it quits. Poker karma is something that can't be explained or avoided.
I had to wait for my friends to finish, so i kept going. Next time if it happens I'm just gonna get drunk and harrass the people i hate there.
Better idea.
My buddy said the same thing. He also reminded me of the difference between drinking and ZOMGDRINKING of which I tend to do the latter. I'm not having anything tonight, and then my goal will be 5 days, and I'll try to keep it going after that. We'll see how it goes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
I thought this was appropriate http://www.paulbolstad.net/images/ga...lazy%20cat.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like"http://www.ganahl.info/iraq/s_cat.jpg
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
When I'm on, I'm on, but when I'm off, I bomb the whole night.
That last pic is soooo cute I just want to hug it and sqah - weeze it
A flat fucking tire.
1 1/2 hour drive for the second day in a row because people drive like idiots, ran out of windshield wiper fluid 5 min into my drive, , a phone that magically decided to break when I was sleeping, dropped my headphones in the snow looking for my phone (which doesn't work anyways) and those don't work, and an angry email from my boss directed towards me when I had nothing to do with this incident.
Sweet morning.
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Originally Posted by Brand X
LOL, fail.
I had to wait 45 minutes on 77S because five retards decided to play dodge cars. I had the HR director call me to inform me that I have 11 FUCKING call offs today, and that our network switch in our manufacturing plant in Mexico is down, so we don't have live updates.
LOL, Bigger fail
Yeah, we're a bunch of failures this morning. Fuck Thursday January 24th, I should have never gotten out of bed.
I feel this way, though not because anything specific has happened yet but just that it makes me feel like shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
I have a bottle of love (scotch) waiting for me at home that's comtemplating how much it's going to give up to me tonight. I think we're going to try and go all the way, it's been giving me the eye for a couple days now.
I feel wonderful. And that's bugging me because it generally means the second half the day is going to be horrible.
Also Biff doesn't return PMs so I don't know if he's avaliable to go Snowboarding Saturday (Asshole). Also The job from UH hasn't contacted me, and I just had a long talk with my boss today about how bad HR here is fucking up. We did my Interview here for full time late November. My boss STILL doesn't have the information from the interview returned yet. He gave them the questions to Ask me in October, took them a month to get to even making the appointment. Now it's been two months since the interview and they haven't moved a fucking inch.
I am still owed 25K. CSC (who is the tech department now) has not moved in their guy as yet. Rule to remember 5 million dollar a year deals move very slow.
Today has been a pretty shitty day so far, but the Devils play tonight, so it's automatically better than non-hockey days. Construction and traffic along my route to work, and no free lunch today (working as tech in the office of a caterer so usually I get a fantastic lunch, but there's no party going on today).
Also, Nadal got hosed by some no-name dude in the semifinals of the Aussie open. Cheer up everyone.
WTF is tennis?
And not having a free lunch sucks man, sorry about that. I had a free lunch at Fridays today and it sucked, so count your blessings.
Fridays is so awful. I remember it being good when I was in high school, and I went there last year for some dinner and booze when most other places weren't serving food anymore and I could not believe how terrible the food was. The only remaining plus for them is they are open late.
Agreed, they even managed to fuck up my cheeseburger, I mean christ how hard is it to slap some cheese and meat between a bun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
if you're living in Manhattan now you need to come visit White Manna. I'll even pay.
I am heading to Israel and our East then relocating after the trip. Most of my stuff is already there. All I ever ate my last few trips out there was at the Heartland Brewery? It it really, really terrible.
I've kinda had the shits today, well apparently all the wiping has caused a tiny rip in my asshole which bled a little bit. Now my ass hurts like fucking hell.
Now that is WAY WAY to much information.
I simple "I'm bleeding out of my ass" would have been fine, seriously.
I've had that happen to me a couple of times. Charmin or bust, imo. The first thing I look at in a bathroom is the toilet paper, and if it's not up to snuff, my snuggly standards, I don't shit.
No, because then I'd have to settle for how I shouldn't have been taking the big dick then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
You still shouldn't be taking one, it's only making the problem worse.
Going to a music festival today, and Bjork canceled her slot last night, with no chance of a replacement. They shifted all of the performances up to fill the gap, and now as a result I can't see half the shit i was going to.
That shit would never happen in new zealand
I feel better today, still some stomach issues but not nearly as bad. The hard part is gunna be not drinking tonight.
Fucking Aye, some people just suck. You ever have some one whose an acquaintance and they hire them to do some freelance or something and they do a totally awesome job, and everything goes well cause you're a good client and they're an awesome freelancer. Then you tell some one else you know how they did such an awesome job, but this other person turns out to be a douche and then you get shit from the first person cause its all "Thanks for sending work my way just don't send douches my way" and gahhh fuck shit piss
If there's any punctuation up there I would be amazed. I just had to get that out and fuck all to punctuation and grammar and shit right now.
Fuck some people just suck.
COWBOYS FROM HELL
GOD
FUCKING DAMMIT
BARN FUGGLERS ON FIRE
SHIV PRICKLIN BUD HERDERS!
hay guys amidoin it rite?
Whats wrong? Colorado, has a lot of stupid cowboys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
Tex Colorado, the Arizona Assassin?
No, I'm talking about Guitar Hero.
It's so easy to accidentally activate Star Power with your palm, when you need it LEAST. Then it goes away right when the hard part comes and you just want to smash your fucking TV screen with that plastic piece of shit guitar.
Re. Spect. Walk......
what do you say?
damn straightQuote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
Buttcheeks he was implying "I am avoiding grammar because at the moment I am angry" not "I have not the slightest interest in educating myself in the techniques of proper grammar"
See WHAT HE DID THAR?
Wonderful news! The part-timer that was supposed to fill in the gap of a co-worker who recently quit left suddenly, after one week of training!
And now the bank's regional manager says applicants are wanting full-time only, and I can't fill that position because I just went back to school! So her answer? If we don't find a part-timer in a few days I'm getting booted in order to hire a full-timer. What a great thing to happen for going back to fulfill my education!
Fuck this fucking shit.
Sounds like she's the type of bitch that don't appreciate shit. Never had shit, so she won't be shit. I'm betting her pussy couldn't satisfy a hair on your body.
Part time jobs are at risk of abrupt desertions.
As it costs as much to train a part timer as a full timer, it does indeed ask if hiring a part timer is justified.
As for your personal crisis, it sucks, but having a bank on your resume will help you get a job anywhere else. You are trustworthy.
Stinkin ass hoes.
Rabid ass bitches confirmed
I got meals, but still grill that old good welfare cheese.
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa and you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! hoeeeeee! motherfuckers!
ARBM beat you to it.
He probably googled though.
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Originally Posted by Bailey
Just saying...Quote:
Originally Posted by The first link on google for "dogshit lyrics"
Yeah, but I used yahoo!
People still use yahoo?
It's the default on my work laptop, it works.
I only use metacrawler because IT SEARCHES THE SEARCH ENGINES
you are so techno-cool.
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Originally Posted by Bailey
You are 100% correct. It was only for that moment. Because anger forced that to come out quickly.
But every result is TNL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
don't be a bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
I'm not, you really do annoy me with your improper spelling. I'm sorry if that pisses you off. <3
I'm quite drunk and just hooked up with a fat ugly girl.
I've never been more depressed about a decision in my life.
I'm so sorry. My condolences.
lol welcome to my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
no, seriously.
You couldn't possibly understand.
I hate myself. I could've hooked up with a hot scottish chick but went for the definite score. I lose. Alot.
complaining about it ain't going to fix it. That has been done. At length. Its been like 7 or 8 years now. And it has yet to get me to fix it. If anything, knowing that you hate it, makes me wnt to due it mroeQuote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
look at it this way rich. You probably made some big girls night. You might be the best sex she ever had. Think of it as a charity fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
The worst part is that now every girl for UMD is going to know. I've blown my chances with all the hot girls from UMD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Granted, I had no intentions of hooking up with UMD girls and only UK girls. So I guess it could be worse.
Ugh. I had hoped to never go through life with dealing with such a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
explain to us how EVERY umd girl is going to know, mr melodramaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich
in london, i means. She lives with 8 of the ~30. girls talk. I lose.
maybe you hit it really good and now they will all want it. Or maybe they think you are a great guy for sexing up birtha?
LOL one could hope
5am. bedtime imo.
Agreed. And at least you got laid. Cheer Up.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
you guys take too kindly to fatties imo
Exactly how fat are we talking?
eh, bearable, but fat enough to be depressed about the decision.
i'm still pretty drunk, though. Hopefully not as bad as I think.
oh, look at it this way, cow now envies you =3