Weirdest moments with the opposite sex

Speaking of weird places, I've always had preferences that were never realized: on a pool table (I'm not into other people being around), on top of a black Ferrari Dino, and on a plush green lawn with the sun shining down, kind of that summer dream with wheat waving in the wind scenario.

Back in December 2005, I had finished my last day of college and officially graduated. I go to my brother's house just to bullshit and I guess to celebrate, and my cousin is there with some random girl he would slut out for money. Upon hearing that I had graduated, he decides to hook me up with a graduation present: a blowjob from said chick. We go up to the vacant third floor, where she proceeds to literally tear my pants off, and goes to town. This bitch had technique like you wouldn't believe, and she stared at me the whole time. Normally that would be a turn on, but for some reason (A)I couldnt stop thinking about the fact that a girl whose name I didn't even know and I hadn't even spoken to was blowing me, and (B)she was staring at me and not fucking blinking, which is creepy as shit. I'm doing my best not to look down because its freaking me out, and you know, I want to milk this blowjob for all its worth. Next thing I know, I hear someone giggle, and I look at the crack at the edge of the door (I hadn't closed it all the way) to see one of my fucking nephews watching us. I yell "What the fuck?" at the exact moment the girl started licking my balls, lose my concentration, make a very strange sound that sounded like "Guuuuuhh" and proceed to bust a very sloppy nut all over her face. I apologize but she didn't even seem to mind.

Okay, so, I'm in the computer lab at school (checking TNL lulz) and there's a guy sitting across from me who is drinking out of a Pepto Bismol bottle. It's sitting like, less than a foot away from me. ew.

this qualifies as a really weird moment.

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Originally Posted by haohmaru

I nailed a chick on a palette of Bud Light. Beat that.

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I think Josh's trampoline story trumps the bud light and dentist chair.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

Growing up in the country, I developed slow. I dated my first girlfriend the fall after I turned sixteen. Two weeks later my great-aunt died. I invited her to the funeral, since she was my girlfriend and I wanted to show her off and I was in puppy love, etc.

It was a 2 hr drive to the church and I drank a lot of RC -- dry mouth from backseat making out and all. When we got there, I had to meet everyone and do introductions. After that, I finally got to race to the bathroom. I remember the fine relief of unzipping my pants at the urinal.

Then I heard the door open and close. And lock? I turned around and Jenny was there.

We started making out and I lifted her up, sat her on the sink and took off her underwear. We made out some more. Then had sex. During the procession.

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Protected sex ftw.:sneak:

I've knocked boots in the rafters or whatever the fuck above the pulpit of a presbyterian church, on a couch in an antique store (while the store was open and people were shopping there), and got caught with a girl in the principal's office at school.

Ironically, I've never done it on a beach that I can remember, nor gotten road head.

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Originally Posted by Vasteel

Ironically, I've never done it on a beach that I can remember, nor gotten road head.

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Sex on a beach only sounds romantic. If it must be done, remember to bring a blanket.

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Originally Posted by Vasteel

road head.

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Harder than it sounds.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Harder than it sounds.

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Yeah, concentrating is tough, the steering wheel always seems to get in the way, and if you drive a 5-speed then you have that whole issue to deal with. It wasn't bad though. I got some on a drive from Los Angeles to San Francisco. So there was lots of open road to just sit back and relax. Although, since I didn't have cruise control in that car, I would fluctuate my speed constantly, so my friends who were driving behind me were getting pissed. ahh, memories.

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Originally Posted by GohanX

Sex on a beach only sounds romantic. If it must be done, remember to bring a blanket.

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Yah I only did it once, but it sucks.