Mega Zit

The bro commentary made this video for me, aside from it being pretty nasty. This had to be an infection of some sort, and not just a zit...
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I have a small bump near my shoulderblade thats been there for as long as I can remember. Whenever I squeeze on it that same toothpaste style gunk comes out of it. Its exciting.

Shoulder-AIDS IMO.

I always have something to do.

Does it give you the urge to shoplift?

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Originally Posted by Josh

I have a small bump near my shoulderblade thats been there for as long as I can remember. Whenever I squeeze on it that same toothpaste style gunk comes out of it. Its exciting.

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That's a sebaceous cyst. If you keep at it a couple of hours, you can get all that crap out of there and the sac that holds the fluid will come out at the end. It'll leave a little depression for a bit, but it'll normalize after a while.

I've gone at it with a manly grip, tweezers, pliers, fucking magical exfoliating scrubs and patches. I've had two different ex-girlfriends work on it for what seemed like days. There is no light at the end of this tunnel.

I got one on my back right in the elastic of the undwear. It is a sorce of joy through the entire day. It is probably an ingrown hair. little bitch

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Originally Posted by Josh

I've had two different ex-girlfriends work on it for what seemed like days.

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At the same time? Sweet!


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Originally Posted by Scourge

That's a sebaceous cyst. If you keep at it a couple of hours, you can get all that crap out of there and the sac that holds the fluid will come out at the end. It'll leave a little depression for a bit, but it'll normalize after a while.

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wikipedia says no.

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Under no circumstances must one try to pop the cyst as it can lead to infection of the surrounding tissue. The neck is a vitally dangerous region due to the glands and blood vessels. An infected cyst may require oral antibiotics or other treatment before excision.

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

I got one on my back right in the elastic of the undwear. It is a sorce of joy through the entire day. It is probably an ingrown hair. little bitch

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I get those around my hips sometimes. I had an explosive one the other day that felt like I got shot when it popped (on its own)
I had one ingrown hair (in my bellybutton where no hair grows... wtf) that was about 5 inches long when I was able to get to it and pull it out. It felt like it was attached to the inside of my penis.