You'd imagine wrong. I've had a handful of spider bites from a few different species and they just swell up a little bit and itch. That's something more than just a spider bite going on there.
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I've also had a giant bump like that near my shoulderblade on my back.
WTF, does this just happen to dudes when they get older?
We can never meet irl again. You might be contagious.
Gay spreads easily.
I had one of those giant face cysts before. Actually, I still do.
I went to bed and all was fine. I woke up the next morning and the whole right side of my face was HUGE. Bigger than the guy in the vid's face. It was a very WTF momement. I immediately go to the doctor, and she has no fucking clue. She is thinking I have an infected cavity, and I go to a dentist, who says the same thing and sends me to an oral surgeon. The oral surgeon is the first competent doctor I met, and tells me that it's something else, not tooth related.
I go back to the original doctor, who still doesn't know WTF it is. The fear now is that we have to figure out what kind of infection it is, because it is dangerously close to the eye and optic nerve. So, after several days, I go to a dermatologist. She looks at it and tells me I had a cyst rupture, no biggie. She cuts a little hole in my face and smashes and squeezes for about 20 minutes. For a 5 foot 2 woman, she was deceptively strong. Her labcoat was covered in all kinds of funky disgusting colors, it was pretty awesome.
It is for the technologically impaired. Be glad he can even figure out how to post at all. Or don't.
<3 Cheebs
The thing is I can recall three other times he posted a youtube video in a thread with properly linked videos and was all "haha i don't know how to do it" and then people told him. But he still can't fucking figure it out. Its sad, and annoying.