Hi TNL I was in jail

I think this is your first good story.

Did you talk to the coke cowboy? I bet he had some good stories too.

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

While I sat in my little cell with no TV, no computer, no radio, and 5 very old Time magazines, I had time to think about myself and my life, and I have decided that I no longer desire to be a douchebag, and If I offended any of you, I'm sorry.

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Did Cowboy give you a little man love? It'll be okay.

Seriously, I've had my identity stolen about 8 years ago. Some ass got a gas card, in my name, with a $350 credit limit. This guy pulled a fast one and paid $1,000 on the card and upped the limit to $1,350. The check had bounced and he had managed to rack up the $1,350, before the gas company wised up. I didn't find out until I got a statement in the mail.

I was able to clear all of that up and later discovered that the guy had opened up a bank account in Atlanta, with a balance of around $15,000. I turned it into the authorities and notified the credit bureau to flag my account with any future credit activity.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Also, apology accepted pussy.

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Haha

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

I think this is your first good story.

Did you talk to the coke cowboy? I bet he had some good stories too.

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The Coke Cowboy was actually interesting, he was in and had a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bond he was going to post the next day. Now kids, that's 100K with property to equal the rest of the bail.

He was an old school runner from the 80's who finally got caught. He had warrants out in 6 states and 78 counties or something and had lived for 15+ years with them. Got popped because he hit a random safety checkpoint in PA. However, as Ohio had the biggest charges and the oldest, he was extradited to here to stand trial. He's fucked and he knows it, kinda sad.

Too bad criminals are poor or you could take this guy to court for damages.
/fucking poor criminals

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Too bad criminals are poor or you could take this guy to court for damages.
/fucking poor criminals

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Oh, I'm fucking him for the rest of his useless life, please believe every check he cashs from Mr. Hero or wherever he works will be 25% Biff's until the fucker dies or pays me back with damages.

Since you're rich and don't really need the money can I have it?

All you have to do is ask Josh. If I can ever be of assistance I will be. However, as I told Thief, you have two routes. I can give you money once and never again, or I can help you make a shitload of money you can call your own. It's your choice.

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

All you have to do is ask Josh. If I can ever be of assistance I will be. However, as I told Thief, you have two routes. I can give you money once and never again, or I can help you make a shitload of money you can call your own. It's your choice.

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I take option 2 pls.

So when do I start and will you give me a place to crash?

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

All you have to do is ask Josh. If I can ever be of assistance I will be. However, as I told Thief, you have two routes. I can give you money once and never again, or I can help you make a shitload of money you can call your own. It's your choice.

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I loled.