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So, this couple walks in today to buy a keg. In New York State you have to "register" the keg by presenting your driver's license and leaving a mandatory $75 deposit and I have to record that information.
So, I look at this guy's drivers licence.
"Patrick Harder". Hm. "Guess you must've taken shit for that name in high school", I say. "Yeah", he says, "but my wife must've gotten it worse. Her name is Christine Nailer".
I can't even imagine making out invitations for a Nailer-Harder wedding.
I wish his first name was Richard.
I ran into someone with a really unfortunate name recently, but I can't remember it now. D:
I took a cab today, and the cab driver's last name was "Yasui", which is Japanese for "cheap." It was even written almost the exact same way as the word for cheap. Japanese high schools are a bully-fest, so no doubt he took tons of heat for that. Probably killed his confidence to the point where he wound up as a taxi driver.
Coincidentally, my cab ride came out to about half of what I was expecting.
My best friend's name in middle school was Thomas Meli
"Pat Harder" lol.
There was a British researcher in residence at my work who was named Randy Cocke. If that was me, I'd change it.
The VP of my old company's name was Richard Bagg, and he went by Dick Bagg.
I went to high school with a kid whose name was William J. Dick. And...his name was Billy, hence B. J. Dick. I won $70 off of a guy who just couldn't believe me :D. Also, a girl in middle school whose name was Georgia Kantzas. Her parents = sadistic.
I knew a Ben Dover. Hot.
I know where the couple Hao met lives.
Oh wait, wait - I just won this thread.
Back in Canada there was a real estate agent in my town. She had signs all over my neighbourhood. Her name?
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