I've driven 85 and gotten a ticket. I've also driven with that much booze in me (and probably more than that). What I haven't done is driven 85 with booze in me, because that's fucking stupid and unnecessary.
If you're gonna drive after drinking, even just one drink, you need to drive like it's your 17th birthday and there is a license examiner sitting in your passenger side seat. It's really simple. My friends hated it when I would drive home from bars because I would drive like I was in a driving safety video, but I didn't give a fuck, because it wasn't their DUI on the line.
Yes, this sounds so much worse than finding out your brother is probably trying to blow up your country.
Come on. This sucks but it isn't the end of the world. I didn't have my first car until I was older than you and I still grew up to be awesome.
And when you do it in the middle of the night, when there are far less cars on the road and the speed traps are harder to spot, your odds are worse.

