Biff's court report

I've thoroughly enjoyed the last string of posts.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

who needs game when you have drugs?

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

Rich

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more truth here than anywhere else on TnL. :lol:

Once in traffic court, a guy was there for a speeding ticket for 105 in a 55. The judge asked him why he was driving so damn fast, and the guy said he was delivering a wedding cake and he was late in getting it there. The judge then asked him what kind of car he drives, and he answered that he drives a Corvette C5. The courtroom burst into laughter. Delivering a wedding cake in a C5? Hmmmm....

Also, in response to Josh's possibility of jail time, ass-rape occurs at penitentiaries, where real criminals go, not at a county detention center. If you are doing 30 days or some shit like that, it ain't gonna be OZ. At county you are there with petty theft, DUI and other criminal traffic offenses, and small time assault offenders.

Tell that to the tattoo on my ass.

My asshole is safe. I'm a fake criminal anyway.

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Originally Posted by Biff-chan

Yeah, I give him a week and he's sporting mascara and calling himself Ramona bitching himself out to the guy with the most smokes.

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So what would change?

I believe the addition of the mascara is the answer to your inquiry.

I thought he had naturally luscious lashes.

yeah, but you know how bitches are, never happy with their god given looks.

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Originally Posted by GohanX

This is true. In some places in VA they will bust your ass for 5 MPH over, no joke. Plus, radar detectors are illegal, and many of the interstates are set up specifically so that highway patrol can hide and you can't see them.

They don't like speedin up in them parts.

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I was going to the gun range with my uncle about four years ago and he was going about a gazillion miles per hour on some backroad (I think he was doing like 85 in a 40 or something like that) and we went roaring by a VA State Trooper. He saw the cop before we passed him and he just pointed at the cop and the cop pointed back and we kept going. He said to me after we went by "I hope we don't get pulled over."