Mike Nelson raped Razor's mother confirmed.
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Mike Nelson raped Razor's mother confirmed.
Fixed that one right up homie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
mike nelson isn't constantly answering his cellphone, yelling "KILL DAT NIGGA" at the screen and shooting at itQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
edit: speaking of mike nelson I got the latest Rifftrax for Beowulf, it makes a shitty movie way more funny
Some one put Razor out of his misery. Please.
They aren't as funny?Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I guess Razor never read my one review for Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds end ... heres a snippet.
It's one thing for Mike Nelson, Crow, and Tom Servo to make light of stupid shit from an old movie. Its another for ANY race to be annoying in a theater, that I paid money to see a movie. The main difference? Nelson is trying to be funny. Ethnic group=asking stupid questions or making dumbass ohhs and ahhs OR asking questions about the movie ... WHILE ITS STILL PLAYING! WTF!Quote:
The sound was a bit muffled, but that cause we saw this in a craptacular theater and the black folk behind us would not shut the fuck up.
I mean really can you not fucking explain the entire series to your douchebag g/f who never saw any of the films. SERIOUS! She was like "I's never saw none. All's I be knowin' is like Its about some dirty white people on a ship. TEEE HEEE!!" I was about to bitch slap the ho. Oh and it wasn't like a whisper noooo. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT HAPPEN. THAT WOULD MEAN THESE PEOPLE HAVE RESPECT! Take her to the break up or some niggerific movie like "Are we fucking there yet part assmunch twelve". SHUT UP! Oh hey I like the fucking fact you drank a 40 in the theater too, fucktard. Jesus Christ if your going to shout OHHH OR OH SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME. Do that fucking shit at home watching it on your 15 inch Daewoo on your fucking prosonic DVD player you got from food stamps from the supermarket. SHUT YOUR BLACK ASS UP! Oh and I'm not leaving out the white folks. Bringing your rugrat fucknutz. Yeah good call there asshole. Yeah the movie is 3 hours long. I guess you can't figure out 164 minutes is fucking 2 hours and fucking 44 minutes. I don't need to hear "Mommy i have to pee pee." All through the film. Pick up the kid and take him/her to the restroom. Just do it! Or heres a fucking brilliant idea. JUST FUCKING HIT ME. Why not wait till it comes out on DVD! WHOA!!! WTF! I SWEAR TO JESUS CHRIST. IF I HAD A GUN. I WOULD HAVE SHOT THEM ALL! HEY THEY PUT THAT SILENCE THING ON THE SCREEN FOR A REASON! SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE!!!! THE FILM IS TOO LONG FOR KIDS. AND TEENAGERS THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO CHECK VOICEMAIL OR TEXT MESSAGES, OR WORK ON YOUR HOMEWORK. DO THAT FUCKING SHIT AT HOME! I hate the public and I hope they all die horrible deaths.
You guys know it's only black people who do it but are afraid to admit it.
i watched 30 Days of Night, The Brave One and Hitman yesterday (not being able to do much after wrist surgery helps with this).
30 Days of Night-nothing particularily awful about it but the whole movie seemed lame.
The Brave One-pretty much what i expected. a revenge movie thorugh and through. the ending suprised me.
Hitman-could have been awful. decent enough popcorn flick.
It's usually black people. I mean, it's true.
But if you don't see the difference between MST3k and dumb theater jabber well. Then.
The only time theater jabber was awesome was when I saw Pooty Tang. Made the movie way better.
Also, my girlfriend and her mother made me watch Across the Universe last night. Ugh. It somehow. Somehow made me not like the Beatles for 2 hours.
Then we watched From Hell, which was really lacking in gore and.. well... anything memorable.
I watched MST3K of some finnish version of Jack Frost.
Black people are more than welcome to make stupid comments about a movie like that when it plays in the theater.