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Originally Posted by Pineapple

#2. I was 16, it was a Saturday (obviously no school) and no one was home nor would they be home all day. I decided it was my day to find out how many times I could actually jerk off in one day.
So I started around noon, got 3 in before 4pm, and was happy. Then I decided I was going for broke and would do it until I couldn't.
I want to say it was 10:45pm-ish when I was on my 10th attempt. I was about halfway there (like you can really tell at that point) when I realized I was in a lot of pain. So I stopped.
The only pain comparable was that of the Icy Hot. I was halfway through my tenth romp and I realized I was actually bleeding from my penis. As soon as I figured that out I stopped immediately and proceeded to lay in my bed in agony until I fell asleep.
The next day I had to go to church with my family, and I honestly was having trouble walking. My father was drilling me about it as well, which made the whole situation suck worse. My brother knew cuz I had told him, and he just kept laughing at me. That entire day I just wanted my life to end to ease the pain.
Jerking off 9.5 times in a day is NOT a good idea. Please be advised.

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The most exotic place I've ever tossed was in a friend's washroom, so I guess I'm pretty tame. I've never ben caught in the act either, although there have been a few close calls.

The only good story I've got comes from way back in '98, when I was in my first year of university and had just gotten internet access for the first time. I'msure I don't need to explain the ramifications of that to any of you.
I jerked off like a madman for the first week or so, until I started getting this weird condition. For whatever reason (probably the hours of sitting and stroking) my dick would get really swollen, even after I came.
I'm not talking about normal erection swollen, either. It was like a fucking potato! All girth. It was really painful and even though it wasn't erect, it was still sort of hard and my foreskin was so swelled up that I had trouble peeing.
The swelling went away gradually over the next day or so, and I had to take it easy for a while, but I was just glad my dick didn't fall off.

The icy-hot story reminds me of something that happened to me in high school, I was probably 15 or so at the time.

Sometime at night I went about my business, but I didn't have any lube so I used shampoo. I did the deed, washed up, eventually went to bed.

My mom wakes me up in the morning and tells me my Grandma is here, and I need to come see her. I get up and go to the bathroom for the morning pee, and HOLY SHIT!

My penis is swollen, dry and flaky. It was like a reptile's skin, if that makes any sense. It didn't hurt, other than being a little itchy. I was scared out of my mind, I didn't know what to do. Do I tell my folks? Do I go to the doctor? Sit it out and see what happens?

I guess I had some sort of allergic reaction to that shampoo, or it wasn't washed all the way off my most sensitive parts or something. I ended up applying some lotion to the moisturize the dead parts and everything was fine after a couple of days.

Most exotic place i did it was a classroom where i had detention. Don't have any real stories.

My worst masturbation story #1

I have a morning routine. Pre-shower, wake up thing. Believe me, I'm a much nicer person when I have my daily orgasm, or two. Well this particular morning the phone rang mid. Got up, dealt with it, went back to it. Phone rang again. Friend wanted to hang out, I will fucking call you later. Back to it. The phone rang for a third time, wrong number. At that point I was furious. Utterly ruined whatever happy buzz I had going. I ended up masturbating around 4 or 5 times that day, out of spite. I seriously regretted that the next day. Little rubbed raw.

This is weird to talk about with a bunch of fellas.

But honestly, no masturbation is that bad. Except really drunk masturbation. While camping. That was just a wtf happened moment. And I'm fairly sure that is the weirdest place I've done that.

And now I'm actually going to post this. :/ And let me just say that I wrote way more detailed things that what is posted, but I deleted a fair amount. Some things are just tmi.

YEAH TELL US MORE HOLY SHIT

WOO WOO

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Originally Posted by M

My worst masturbation story #1

I have a morning routine. Pre-shower, wake up thing. Believe me, I'm a much nicer person when I have my daily orgasm, or two. Well this particular morning the phone rang mid. Got up, dealt with it, went back to it. Phone rang again. Friend wanted to hang out, I will fucking call you later. Back to it. The phone rang for a third time, wrong number. At that point I was furious. Utterly ruined whatever happy buzz I had going. I ended up masturbating around 4 or 5 times that day, out of spite. I seriously regretted that the next day. Little rubbed raw.

This is weird to talk about with a bunch of fellas.

But honestly, no masturbation is that bad. Except really drunk masturbation. While camping. That was just a wtf happened moment. And I'm fairly sure that is the weirdest place I've done that.

And now I'm actually going to post this. :/ And let me just say that I wrote way more detailed things that what is posted, but I deleted a fair amount. Some things are just tmi.

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You can never type enough. Please roger us moore.

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Originally Posted by Timber

The magic number for me was 11.5, that was a pretty awful couple of days after that.

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Jesus man, I can't even picture that many times now.

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

I've gotten to the point where my dick was just coughing out air.

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LOL!!!! perfect.

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Originally Posted by M

My worst masturbation story #1

I have a morning routine. Pre-shower, wake up thing. Believe me, I'm a much nicer person when I have my daily orgasm, or two. Well this particular morning the phone rang mid. Got up, dealt with it, went back to it. Phone rang again. Friend wanted to hang out, I will fucking call you later. Back to it. The phone rang for a third time, wrong number. At that point I was furious. Utterly ruined whatever happy buzz I had going. I ended up masturbating around 4 or 5 times that day, out of spite. I seriously regretted that the next day. Little rubbed raw.

This is weird to talk about with a bunch of fellas.

But honestly, no masturbation is that bad. Except really drunk masturbation. While camping. That was just a wtf happened moment. And I'm fairly sure that is the weirdest place I've done that.

And now I'm actually going to post this. :/ And let me just say that I wrote way more detailed things that what is posted, but I deleted a fair amount. Some things are just tmi.

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Very nice M, the honesty is appreciated. At least you posted something, now you and Rated E are the two coolest girls on the board. :)


#3. I don't know why I didn't think of this before, but the comment about not slipping on spooge reminded me. For me, this one is actually a bit worse than the Icy Hot.
I was just out of high school and not yet in college and only working part time so I had a lot of time on my hands (ahem). It was late one night, around 2am, and everyone in my family was already way past asleep. I had been drinking since about 11 and was definetly drunk, pretty tired, but also quite horny. So I come down to the computer and start looking through my favorite porn site (to this day, www.book-mark.net/mark.html is a great site for most types of porn, free galeries.)
When I go through that site, I tend to look at every single gallery for that day before I decide which one will be my finisher. So I had been masturbating for about an hour and twenty minutes now. I was sitting in my chair at the computer and had not moved my legs since I began, they were just resting in a wide open stance kind of propping myself up.
As I'm very tired, I start drifting in and out of consiousness while I'm whacking it, so I may be staring at some tits and then bolt back to reality to realize I was starting to doze off.
Well the time comes to finish up, so I push the chair out and go to stand up. This was not a good idea. As I stood up fully, my left knee buckled like my kneecap had been removed (it was basically numb from the position it was in for well over an hour), and I came CRASHING to the floor, knocking my chin quite hard on the computer desk on the way down, and landing square on my missing knee. I nearly passed out, the pain was terrible. But honestly I was more worried about the fact that I had just made a sound loud enough to wake everyone up and had actually shaken the house during my fall. I really didn't need my family coming down to find me pants down and half unconscious on the floor with porn still viewable on the computer.
So that sucked, and for the next week it was quite painful/hard to walk. I actually used a cane the first day after, moving was just a bad idea.

I just came in here to pipe in...

Razor Ramon is either full of shit, or he is so homophobic, he can't touch a dick, even if it's his own.

I'd like to applaud the girls for their contributions, E's story was sweet, innocent, but oh so dirty. You can only imagine what she's grown up to be...

Myself, I've never got caught masturbating, I'm like a ninja! ...unless you count the time on the school bus. But it was a dare so it doesn't count.