Crap, My Electronics Are Awash in Soda

I'm at work, I’m going to lunch, I stick a bottle of Diet Pepsi in my big green canvas bag that I keep all my shit in, and start walking downstairs. On the first floor, I stop in the bathroom and suddenly I feel something dripping on my leg. I look and it's fucking soda, coming from my bag. I guess I didn't screw the cap on as tightly as I thought. I open the bag, and the bottle, which was over half full, is empty, and the contents of my bag are SUBMERGED IN DIET PEPSI. I guess it's a really well-made bag as very little of it was dripping out. Among the items awash in a sea of soda:

Sony digital camera w/2GB memory stick and rechargeable battery
512MB USB flash drive
Norelco electric razor (not a problem, it's designed to get wet)
Spiral sketch book

Lucky for me, my 30BG iPod was in a separate pocket that was above the soda, and thus was soda-free, but the fact remains that all the stuff I listed above was literally FLOATING in Pepsi. Any chance that, if I let them air-dry, that they all might be salvageable? I'm hoping that the soda being diet (no sugar) might play a factor.

Regardless, the sketch book is ruined. It's warped as shit.

I assume you at least dried them off as best as possible. Soda is going to make the stuff sticky sticky sticky.

Prepare yourself now, you may be fucked.

Your flash drive might work, and the memory stick. But RIP, little camera.

lol that really sucks, although given that they were floating in that shit, I don't see that there's much you can do. hope for the best, prepare to buy new shit.

That'll teach you to drink Diet Pepsi.

Yeah, from what people are telling me the memory stick and USB drive should be okay, but the camera is probably fucked. Good thing it's an older camera and I have a newer one at home as a back-up.

I refuse to sympathize with you until you give this topic a more descriptive title.

I am unable to rename the thread myself, but if you could change it to "Crap, my electronic shit is awash in soda" I would be more than happy to soak up all the sympathy you can muster.

Given the recent trend in topics I was reasonably sure this topic was going to be about dolemites escapades shitting in wierd places.

I did poop today, but it was in the properly designated area of my home to do so.