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have you been watching what I think you have been watching?
Oh my god this thread sucks. All the skateboarding bin ladens in texas couldn't save this one.
I thought my awesome B-Ri impersonation helped. :(
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Originally Posted by Criticom
I'd blame the Biffs. But, everyone else does that, too. What do I do?
Wow, that's the most original statement ever made on TNL, nice work.
Who the Hell started this shit?!?
never seek answers to problems in a thread who's title proclaims to have them.
fail.
Next time you drink and drive, at least you know how to prepare for jail time.
I hope you get your license back so you can drive way the fuck away from the Post New Thread button.
This reminds me…the other day I go into Best Buy to purchase a DVD. I walk up to a weird-looking girl at the register who appears to be just starting her shift. As I'm walking up, she takes out this tube of Purell and squeezes a monster load into her hand. She proceeds to smear it all over both hands, up and down her forearms, but there's gobs of the crap and her hands and forearms are now glistening. She rings up my DVD, takes my money, and when she hands me back my change, instead of just giving it to me, she drops it into my hand. However, because her hands are so fucking encrusted with Purell, the coins fall in one sticky clump into my palm. Then she points out on the receipt something about an on-line survey, and when she lifts up her hand, the receipt is stuck to it. She pulls it off, shoves it in the bag, and I get the fuck out of there. Gross.
Holy shit dude, is this at the Westbury store? I think I may have seen this girl before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
If that's who I think she is...that wasn't Purell.
It was the Levittown store.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrialSword
Tall, super-nerdy looking chick. Long straight brown hair, glasses, rail thin but with a giant ass and tits bigger than her head. Really weird looking.
Ah, well I guess every Best Buy has to have that creepy chick with slippery hands at the register.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Chao worked at the Levittown BB, right? Maybe he knew her.
She's still trying to wash off his paste.
Nick is funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Q: should I close this thread out of spite
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I've got a better answer
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Criticom is a shill for Vaseline.