D-Cup's RL nickname thread

Hi there. My name is Darren. And just like every red blooded American whose name starts with D, I am a man of one million nicknames. Here are a few:

Big D
D-Dog
D-Train
D-Money
Diesel
Heavy D
D-Day (my favorite)
D-Town
Dizzle
Drizzle (thank you ATHF)
Diamond

And just yesterday my buddy Jim called me on the phone. I knew it was him so I said "Jim", to which he replied "D-Cuuuuuuup!". I laughed myself half to death and thought how sweet it is to have nicknames.

What are your awesome nicknames in real life?

"X" is my most awesome nickname ever. It was the proper evolution that "Brand X" made when I was in college.

Besides that I had:

Brando
Brand
B
Brand X
BX
B-dawg
X105
Billstein (inside joke based off of my last name from high school)

and of course, B-M-B-R-A-N-D-X

I'm sure there are a few more I don't remember, but those ones most likely were terrible.

People call you X in real life?

I call him seXy in bed.

All of my friends from school called me X. It was an evolution type thing, it started as Brand X, got broken down further to Brand & X105/X, and then everyone just dropped the Brand & 105 and just called me X.

X to the Z imo.

People call me Josh. My hockey team called me Coco. I went by the name Johnny Heroin for a bit, but that was for rock and roll.

I don't call people by their nicknames either, although D-Day is awesome enough that I would use it if I had the IRL opportunity.

I've always cringed at them all except D-Day and now D-Cup. If I was the usernamechanging type I'd go straight to D-Cup.

Most of my friends actually call me Biff as a nickname IRL

In baseball from age 7-24 I was called Snaps, because of the sound your fingers make when you throw a slider. Ugh.

Crazy Mike.


Fuzzy
Wolf (or El Lobo)
Oso.

Everyone that I know that isn't related to me calls me Timber IRL. And my real name is Chris.