Maurizio Moccetti Minetti
Mauri from my family, Mzo (mizzoe) or Moz from friends. Mario from people I hate. M&M sometimes. Tex Mex Magic
The second time I ever saw my good friend Steve I called him Stuart because I couldn't remember his fucking name, so he is Stuart to me and I am Stuart to him and his whole family. It's been like 12 years.
When your name is that long, nicknames are a necessity.

