Today's Random News

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Originally Posted by cka

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-0...s-cure/9744334

just in time for most of us jaded old dinosaurs, too

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I'm as hard as a fucking diamond. I hope it isn't hormonal, but it probably is :\

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Originally Posted by kedawa

Eh, I'm used to having both a forehead and an aft-head at this point.

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I'm used to a lot of things, but I'd still love to die with Dee Dee Ramone's haircut.

I like that the articles states the drug has severe side effects, and lists none of them.

They know you don't really care.

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What good is a full head of hair if your dick no longer works and/or loose bowels.

Gotta look good, son.

I’d suffer a good amount of discomfort to not have my bald spot.

how about mush dick and a lack of get up and go?

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

I like that the articles states the drug has severe side effects, and lists none of them.

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Read it again, more closely.

The new version supposedly doesn't have the side effects.

Best of luck affording the cure for baldness.

Eh, even if it was free and had no side effects fuck that, I like being bald and wouldn't change it. Picard Maneuver 4 lyfe.

What I would like is a way to get the parts that do still grow hair (power donut) to stop.