Today's Random News

Yeah, cats are bullshit.

I'm starting to hate all pets past the first dog. I'm OK with one dog. Very tired of the traveling circus.

I have a good cat. I do not care to hear about or see any other cat, however.

I don't have any pets, but I think I have an understanding with the centipedes that prowl around my apartment.

I feel like that with my bugs. They're cool, but every once in a while a moth can't understand that the kitchen window is not a door, and then they die.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

I have a good cat. I do not care to hear about or see any other cat, however.

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Horseshit. Weren't you the guy recommending the Calvin and HOBBES set like 7 minutes ago?

And don't even tell me you don't want to hear all about motherfucking Garfield and what he's up to.

I love cats and I want to pet and see every cat.

I like cats because they are pieces of shit that everyone hates. Ironically, I am also extremely allergic to them.

I would like to have a dog when I live in The Hague.

I like cats because they are pieces of shit that everyone hates. Ironically, I am also extremely allergic to them.

I would like to have a dog when I live in The Hague.

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Originally Posted by cigsthecat

Horseshit. Weren't you the guy recommending the Calvin and HOBBES set like 7 minutes ago?

And don't even tell me you don't want to hear all about motherfucking Garfield and what he's up to.

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Fictional comic cats get a pass. Cadillac Cats 24/7.