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That finger gives you a five horsepower boost.

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Originally Posted by No One

I don't really understand what difference that would make, other than making you feel better in some nebulous way. When has "I shot a cop in self defense" ever actually panned out?

Edit: That's not to say I don't agree that cops are often douchebags, you just tend to bring up gun control whenever the police are discussed, like it's common sense that they should be threatened or shot when they abuse their authority.

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because full or partial bans empower cops.

Why would anyone read shit like that but be for things that give those kinds of people more leverage than they already have?

Missouri is "southern" now? Are we using the Civil War definition? I can tell you from personal experience that people who live there consider themselves midwesterners.

Fuck Florida. http://touch.baltimoresun.com/#secti.../p2p-76952707/

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

Missouri is "southern" now? Are we using the Civil War definition? I can tell you from personal experience that people who live there consider themselves midwesterners.

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I was unaware they considered themselves culturally void.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Fuck Florida. http://touch.baltimoresun.com/#secti.../p2p-76952707/

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LAWL

Like anyone in Florida gives a shit about Baltimore.

To be fair most of us don't give a shit about Florida either.

Japan's building aircraft carriers again. For 'helicopters'

suspiciously, china is too.

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Originally Posted by Josh

To be fair most of us don't give a shit about Florida either.

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Seriously. Like anyone in Baltimore was like "Oh man, and I was going to go to fucking FL legoland. FUCK!"

I see somebody only read the headline.

I read half of it and my fucks ran out