Today's Random News

Fuckin' brutal.

ORAL KABOOM

Man teaches monkey's Kung-Fu...then they kick his ass

This is too awesome. I only wish there was a video.

Now this is a bit of random redneck gold.

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Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

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...all to be with his dad...

Pineapple has a son?

sounds like it

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1261171176
MAN TRAINS MONKEYS TO KUNG-FU. SUPERHUMAN KUNG-FU MONKEYS TURN ON MASTER.

This is the best Christmas gift I have ever gotten.

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Now this is a bit of random redneck gold.



...all to be with his dad...

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I just saw this article and that kid owns

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Man teaches monkey's Kung-Fu...then they kick his ass

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Of course they kicked his ass. He was teaching their Kung-Fu to other people!

Not news but I have to put this somewhere.


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