Today's Random News

If only icarus used his awesome powers of persuasion for the forces of good.

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Originally Posted by Error

you know, you guys are ALL missing the point. what kind of fucking phone did this bitch have that she could use it for 16 straight hours without it needing to be charged? I want me one of those.

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She probably wasn't using it for 16 hours straight and the other passengers were just so enraged they exploded in a fit of blind hatred and nonsense logic?

A lot of train, planes, and the like have AC outlets these days...

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Originally Posted by Josh

A lot of train, planes, and the like have AC outlets these days...

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Get the fuck out of here with your facts.

There's no room for them.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

This thread is doing some wicked doughnuts in the parking lot!

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Fuck! I missed my cue.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...4&d=1209047641
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...5&d=1209047641
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...4&d=1209047641

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...8&d=1252541003

Man with dead weasel accused of assault

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The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1307597393

Haha. Owned.

So according to Taiwan, Philly is the worst city in the U.S.

Chris Hansen got Chris Hansen'd.