The Worst Super Mario Hack Ever!

I dunno, it might be old but it made me laugh.

Thanks, Japan.

Also, I pray to God that I'm the only person who knows where that music is from.

This is horrible not even remotely enjoyable or funny. It's just consecrated (concentrated) stupid. Unless there is some major reference here I'm missing :/.

I'm guessing this is just a refernce I"m missing.

Isn't that music from Mega Man?

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Unless there is some major reference here I'm missing :/.

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There is. It's a parody of absurdly difficult SMB hacks that are popular in some of the weirder Japanese gamer circles. The good ones are actually really clever -- they're bullshit hard but pretty much use every feature (and glitch) in the game to pixel-perfect precision.

Air (somehow it's tangentially related to the anime of the same name, but fuck it):

Asshole Mario 2 (it's SMW, but fuck it):

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Originally Posted by Dipstick

Thanks, Japan.

Also, I pray to God that I'm the only person who knows where that music is from.

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Now you're not!

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Originally Posted by Finch

Now you're not!

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I hope a pack of killer lolis assaults you in the middle of the night and that they brutally murder you.

There was no need to expose TNL to that. Really.

OP video was awesome, couldnt stop laughin.

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Originally Posted by Dipstick

Asshole Mario 2 (it's SMW, but fuck it):

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:lol: That is fucking terrible. Bravo to the guy playing through it.

Many videos in this thread are sheer concentrated genius.

Agreed. Threads like this one are why I love TNL. I had no idea this stuff existed.

My favorite part is the cloud in the middle that randomly kills him.

Good god, that Cheetah Men game is terrible. What the fuck system was that on?

This stuffs harder than a day old turd.

The Cheetah Man music is pretty catchy, I found some remixes on Youtube:

I remember when that video was posted a while back, and I still find it hilarious.

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Originally Posted by animegirl

The Cheetah Man music is pretty catchy, I found some remixes on Youtube:

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You could almost put lyrics to it.

"CHEE-TAH-MAN. HE IS THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN."

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

You could almost put lyrics to it.

"CHEE-TAH-MAN. HE IS THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN."

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I'd buy that from iTunes

"This is worse than an episode of Family Guy." :lol:

I <3 this thread.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I remember when that video was posted a while back, and I still find it hilarious.

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Yes. Olde linke and all that, but damn if I still don't crack up out-loud when I watch it. :)




On a side note related to the original video, what emu lets you run an NES hack with high-res graphics like that?

Looks like a Flash animation to me.

"King Koopa never had level designers of this quality"

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oh god, its as if i am sitting right next to razor as he sucks at video games.

These videos made me speechless.

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Originally Posted by B-Ri

oh god, its as if i am sitting right next to razor as he sucks at video games.

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I rock you in Gears, bitch.

And this is too precise for me to even try.

Here is a zip file of the original game if you want to enjoy it firsthand.

I thought some of that shit was funny as hell... Like when he went down the pipe and it started to shake and take off, or when he ran over the ground and it just fell out from under that had me rolling.

Everyone needs to watch the vid that MWF posted. It is narrated by Christopher Walken if Christopher Walken played sadistic romhacks and was retarded.

We all watched it when it was posted the first time.

It still entertains, despite being as old as a really old thing.

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We all watched it when it was posted the first time.

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I must have left the house that day.

Yeah, that SMFrustration vid is fairly old. I've been watching it off and on (FUCK YOU BLOOPER) for the past year. Good shit all around, tho.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

You could almost put lyrics to it.

"CHEE-TAH-MAN. HE IS THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN."

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:lol: Good one, these lyrics fit it perfectly. To take it a little further:

"CHEE-TAH MAN! HE IS THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN! KNOW WHAT I'M SAYY-IN? HELL YEA, BITCHES!" (2 times)

Now I'll have that cool drum machine/bass pattern in my head all night.

"YEAH HE'S THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN BETTA WATCH OUT HE WILL BEAT-CHA-MAN HE IS THE FUC-KING CHEE-TAH-MAN! (OH YEAH!)"

I have never seen these, and I did lol pretty good at Animegirls vid and the "Christopher Walken" one.

That Asshole Mario 2. Man, what a bitch. And that was just the first level.

Holy crap, the game in the original post is actually playable!.

It's the first link on the creator's homepage. Oh gawd.

The other stages:

THIS NEWS SHOCKS ME TO THE VERY CORE

But hey, more stage videos.


cheetah-man, doot doot doodoodoodoodoo cheetah-man

Yeah,really funny.

Has everyone seen this one already? i can't stop watching it. 6:00 is my favorite part

Posted elsewhere, but yeah. Whoever made it should have a job working on New Super Mario Bros. 2 IMO.

The Dr. Wily stage theme homage = gold.

jesus christ

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jesus christ

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Yeah, I've seen that. Good stuff.

Now who wants to make a topic about whether giving hacking materials to the people was for better or worse?

Holy hell that is awesome.

If you read Jeremy Parish reviews, you'd think that Ultimate Ghouls N Ghosts (and all old school games) are like those videos.

I love when he realized he could airjump.

It's like he said, "Hm. Would you look at that?"

Syobon Action huh. Good times.

Here's a 1LC of that by shoe-sama




surprised nobody's dropped I Wanna Be The Guy yet. Here's a playlist of that whole thing.