for the record guys, that's the real Nick posting, not me!
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for the record guys, that's the real Nick posting, not me!
Dude, nobody thinks you're nick, nobody.
I'm going to email that to everyone I know and say Paul Harvey wrote it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
that's what happens when the sitting president is in his party but is politically radioactiveQuote:
Originally Posted by MVS
and then you have clinton & gore vs. joe the plumber
End it with ".... good day"Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Apparently, there's a lot of sign swapping going around.Quote:
Originally Posted by aren
The second amendment is all about trespass-related murder!
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Originally Posted by Mr-K
How's that?Quote:
Hello America, this is Paul Harvey. Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe's, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." Once inside Doe's my waiter had on an "Obama 08" tee-shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.
A jihadist then sprung from his table and put a knife to the waiter's throat demanding to be taken to the UN! A cop sitting at the bar drinking coffee, said he'd love to help but he was off duty due to pay cuts placed to pay for forced abortions. I thought it strange, usually Doe's has a solder or two frequent the place, but since the troop withdraw in Iraq, all soldiers have been stationed in Alaska to protect the polar bears?
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.
I think this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on with those doing the work. And that's the rest of the story.
This is Paul Harvey, Good Day.
It reminds me of when I was 8 and my grandparents made me listen to Paul Harvey when I stayed at their house.
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Originally Posted by Type Ryan
After noticing the bevy of signs that have appeared in the last week in the town just north of where I live I decided that a sign swap was exactly what was needed. In a three block stretch it turned out that for almost every single McCain sign there was also an Obama sign. I switched every single houses signs so now they have the opposite nominee displayed. I only wished I had some Nader signs to put in the yards without any political affiliation.