Election Thread 2008 MAKE SURE YOU VOTE

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Fuck the world.
Stallone 2012

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1226193409

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1226193409

If the movie is accurate to the posters, holy shit.

Sorry for being late to party, but I just finished reading that monstrous Newsweek article. My favourite parts by far:

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Obama's own approach was, as usual, to play it cool. In April, when Clinton was beginning to push the line by saying that she stood for "hardworking, white Americans," Obama told a crowd in Raleigh, N.C., "When you're running for president, then you've got to expect it, and you've kind of got to let it …" He paused, shrugged and made a brushing motion with his right hand, as if flicking some dust off his right shoulder, then his left. The crowd, which included many African-Americans, burst into surprised laughter and applause, and many stood to cheer as Obama gave a self-satisfied smile and an exaggerated nod, and then said, "That's what you gotta do." He was playing off the popular song "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" by the hip-hop artist Jay-Z. ("If you feelin' like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off/Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off/Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you/Get that dirt off your shoulder.")

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But Cindy (McCain) never did. At a private gathering in Aspen, Colo., in the summer of 2007, a friend asked Cindy whether she would stab Rove in the back if he walked by. "No," she answered, "I'd stab him in the front."

Squall quoted this before but he cut out the funny bit at the end.

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At the convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys'-club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Schmidt and Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said. Salter tried to strike up a conversation. He knew that Todd was half native Alaskan and a championship snow-machine racer.

"So what's the difference between a snowmobile and a snow machine, anyway?" Salter asked. "They're the same thing," Todd replied. "Right, so why not call it a snowmobile?" Salter joshed. "Because it's a snow machine," came the reply.

Later, Schmidt and Salter went outside so that Salter could have a cigarette. "So how about the Eskimo? Is he on the level?" Schmidt asked. Salter just shrugged and took another drag.

I absolutely enjoyed how ridiculous Obama was throughout the whole process, breaking into giggles during debate prep and making jokes about dilithium crystals while his wife rolled her eyes.

(I'm drinking this all in until the press starts to tear him apart.)

No kidding, holy shit. Those posters make me giggle in giddy anticipation.

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Someone already told that joke.

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Is John McCain dead in that picture? Is his flesh rotting?

His cheek burst.

i heard that his cheek juice turns people into zombies. even him.